Don’t count on it. He’ll likely partner up with Trump to become the dynamic duo of the Antichrist and the False Prophet. Good times coming in the end time prophecies. If you’re inclined to believe in the Bible of course.
Pope Francis is heading towards eternity...
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You do realize that the typical Catholic Church offers about five Sunday masses right? Of course you don’t, you’re an ignorant cretin.
Thanks. I'm sure it will help.
What sins are on your slate to clear this week? Got a big list for god to take care of?
You’re doomed for purgatory. All because you’re too stupid on when to show up. Makes sense, you are half Oklahoma & half Louisiana. So easy to laugh at.
I’m sorry I called you an ignorant cretin. You’re actually a babbling boob.
PS: Purgatory is not doom.
When did Jesus confiscate wealth and transfer ownership of all means of production to the state?
Just remember this about god - he's making a list, and checking it twice; gonna find out who's naughty and nice. Don't waste your chance this morning when you're on your knees.
hawkeyetraveler
HB Heisman
The only time that guy drops to his knees is when he is sucking off Trump.
(Eddie Murphy laugh) Did you write that one yourself?
hawkeyetraveler
HB Heisman
Nah. You caught me. I had grok write it for me. I couldn’t come up with something so clever on my own.
I'm praying that whatever is good for Pope Francis is what happens.
He's 88 years old so he won't live long in good health if he survives most likely.
Lol. This response sounds like something a 65 year old woman would say. Get to mass, bitch.
Best part is it only takes a search of his post history to see plenty of sinning.
The lord's got his back though and will clean the slate so he can go right back to being a transgressing miscreant this afternoon!
It's about a guy very few give a shit about. I just came here looking for references to bliss.
Telling off idiots is a relatively minor sin, like doing 26 in a 25 speed zone. Or as a great Monsignor once told me, “God commands us to love everyone, but we don’t have to like anyone.”
Seeing fake Catholics like @soonerinlOUisiana wish the pope was dead will make that happen.
Your words are the window to your heart. Samuel knew and so did the authors of the psalms.
1 Samuel 16:7: god knows the condition of every person's heart, and the motives behind their actions.
Psalm 139:1: god knows everything about us, including our motivations.
Kneel hard today bub, the weekly sin reset starts in 5 minutes for you and you need it.
There are still millions of theists in America and lots more in Latin America, Asia and Africa.
You should probably find a forum with those folks if you want a serious prayer circle.
Matt 19:21 Jesus told him, “If you want to be perfect, go and sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
Close enough. You'll say it's not "confiscation" but, you know, it IS God telling you to do it.
Speaking of Matt 19:21, praying for the pope won't do him or me any good but I do hope the next pontiff takes Jesus' directive to heart.
Maybe the bishop from Texas who got the boot from Francis for having an opinion?
Just like you if Bernie Sanders told you to get on your knees. You would be on your knees before Bernie could get his pants unbuckled.
You think Bernie is capable of unbuckling by himself? I think he’d need help.
hawkeyetraveler
HB Heisman
I’m more your garden variety never Trumper capitalist type. But whatever fantasy gets you off little fella.
You should find a forum with people who want to have a serious circle jerk about Bernie, Luigi and Hogg.
You're here bub. I've already found it! Strokity-stroke away hitman!
Here's another guy to join your circle hitman! Strokity-stroke!
Plan B didn’t work for your whore of a mother and now we’re all stuck with you, bruv.
