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Pretty Sure I Know Who Will Try To Ruin This Season

ChipHilton

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The same individual who steered the ball into the hands of Pembroke Burroughs III.

The same individual who sent Ronnie Lester to the floor in Dayton and again in the Final Four.

The same individual who subtly whispered "throw it now!" 4 times to Chuck Long in Columbus.

The same individual who whispered "Hey, there's a wasp on your hand" 4 times to Ronnie Harmon.

The same individual who arranged to have Harmon and Long taken off the field in successive plays against Wisconsin.

The same individual who whispered, "Hey Jerry, I've arranged a little bargain; tell your boys that hard hand checking won't be noticed in the second half."

He's working overtime now. He's coaching some of his servants, such as Colin the Dark Lord, on how to mock and accuse the brethren should he be successful in causing the Hawks to stumble.

You know him, and you know how he works. But can you guess his name? (Turn up the volume.)

 
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