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Prove Me Wrong: If you eat raw onions...

NoleATL

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...you either:
1) have bad breath and know you have bad breath, or
2) have bad breath and don't know you have bad breath

I don't care if you use sulfuric acid for mouthwash and brush your teeth hourly. Nor do I care if you only eat "sweet", "Vidalia" or any other onion. You have bad breath.
 
I hate raw onions. It is my solitary line in the sand with food. CSB

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I have been training myself up on onions. One day I might get there. I wouldn't even cook with them when I was younger but now I use them all the time. I was forced to eat them as a kid and never got by that mental block.
I’ve loved them since I was a kid and did eat an onion like that on a dare as a kid…didn’t phase me at all.

Yes. I have bad breath when I eat them and I don’t care, it’s worth it.
 
It depends if you eat them with something or not. But your breath does end up smelling either way.
 
...you either:
1) have bad breath and know you have bad breath, or
2) have bad breath and don't know you have bad breath

I don't care if you use sulfuric acid for mouthwash and brush your teeth hourly. Nor do I care if you only eat "sweet", "Vidalia" or any other onion. You have bad breath.
You have bad breath.
 
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I’ve loved them since I was a kid and did eat an onion like that on a dare as a kid…didn’t phase me at all.

Yes. I have bad breath when I eat them and I don’t care, it’s worth it.

My dad ended up adopting his kid back in the day and that motherfvcker just chowed down on raw potatoes. He would just grab a couple of potatoes and park himself in front of the tv and feast. I called him Sir Yamsalot because he was also bad at flushing the toilet and was always leaving yams in there. CSB?
 
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Love onions and they are so good for you. I didn’t really like raw onions until about 10 years ago. I love them in a salad or on an impossible burger. If you don’t like how my breath smells afterwards, back the fvck up.

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I have been training myself up on onions. One day I might get there. I wouldn't even cook with them when I was younger but now I use them all the time. I was forced to eat them as a kid and never got by that mental block.
I'm okay if they are cooked
 
I enjoy cooked onions on just about anything, sandwiches, pizza, soup, etc.

but...

raw onions on my street tacos, burger and salad only

everything else is gross
 
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I enjoy cooked onions on just about anything, sandwiches, pizza, soup, etc.

but...

raw onions on my street tacos, burger and salad only

everything else is gross
I wonder what it is about cooked onions? Does some acid or such get cooked out?
 
...you either:
1) have bad breath and know you have bad breath, or
2) have bad breath and don't know you have bad breath

I don't care if you use sulfuric acid for mouthwash and brush your teeth hourly. Nor do I care if you only eat "sweet", "Vidalia" or any other onion. You have bad breath.
You just don’t like onions. Your palate is of poor quality. Your breath smells like the ass you ate for breakfast and onions would be an improvement.
 
I'll put raw onion on a salad or in a sandwich, but those are usually with some kind of acid dressing or marinade. The acid neutralizes the onion a bit so you don't get the bad breath.
 
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