PSA/warning:

[torbee]

After chopping jalapeños, wash your hands BEFORE going to the bathroom.

 

[McLovin32]

After chopping jalapeños, wash your hands BEFORE going to the bathroom.

Not quite as bad as the mistake I made last winter. Chopped some fresh ones up for a pot of chili. A couple hours later I went to take my contacts out without thinking. It was ****ing terrible lol.

 

[artradley]

Yeah, I think I actually posted that same thing a few years ago.

 

[torbee]

Now I know how Trad feels. It burns when I pee!

 

[brawnoverbrains]

I fisted my ex-girlfriend after dicing ghost peppers, she loved it.

 

[The Tradition]

Now I know how Trad feels. It burns when I pee!

???

I'm probably the least at-risk HROT poster to contract a venereal disease.

 

[torbee]

???

I'm probably the least at-risk HROT poster to contract a venereal disease.

I thought “I travel a lot” was code for banging meth hos in Motel 6s.

Thats basically how I imagine the lifestyle of most Floridians.

Sorry for the presumption.

 

[CJBauer]

I fisted my ex-girlfriend after dicing ghost peppers, she loved it.

Tiny hands or large kitty?

 

[QChawks]

Why wouldn’t my chef be doing that?

 

[NoleATL]

After chopping jalapeños, wash your hands BEFORE going to the bathroom.

Did you touch your vagina?

 

[torbee]

Did you touch your vagina?

Purt much

 

[McLovin32]

???

I'm probably the least at-risk HROT poster to contract a venereal disease.

Just make sure to stay away from @ANYCHawk’s mom.


I already apologized to her.