Quick Breakfasts

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

I've always thought overnight oats are the most overrated health gimmick on the planet. Just cold ass half mushy oats.

Microwave them. Ffs.

 

[Bulldogs1974]

Malt O'meal chocolate cream of wheats. My school put in an instant hot water tap, which made this my go to breakfast.

 

[HawkeyeShawn]

Fried egg, bacon, cheese on a croissant. Croissants are a pain in this ass to keep as they start to show mold after about 5 days. I buy fresh from hy-vee or Sam’s 2x per week. I buy precooked bacon from Sam’s. Cook and eat in less than 15 minutes.

 

[millah_22]

Microwave them. Ffs.

Then what is the point when I can just microwave them in the morning without leaving them overnight?

 

[millah_22]

Malt O'meal chocolate cream of wheats. My school put in an instant hot water tap, which made this my go to breakfast.

instant hot water taps are so clutch.

 

[Dr. Phil Seuss]

Fresh Fruit, coffee, and a nicotine lozenge

 

[millah_22]

Diet Mountain dew and a 2 zyns

 

[McLovin32]

here's a quick morning snack. eat my ass!

 

[hawkeyeandy]

Simple egg white omelet with cheese and sometimes ham. Takes less than 5 minutes to make, sticks with me till lunch 6 hours later.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Then what is the point when I can just microwave them in the morning without leaving them overnight?

The flavors blend together with the fruit, honey, vanilla, or whatever else you add. Tell me you didn’t try cold plain oats🤣….

 

[millah_22]

RIP IN PEACE Gene Simmons

 

[Bulldogs1974]

instant hot water taps are so clutch.

I like the peaches and cream oatmeal as well.

 

[millah_22]

The flavors blend together with the fruit, honey, vanilla, or whatever else you add. Tell me you didn’t try cold plain oats🤣….

ya that's pretty much what it implied. either way, never going backto it.

 

[millah_22]

The flavors blend together with the fruit, honey, vanilla, or whatever else you add. Tell me you didn’t try cold plain oats🤣….

See, I'M NOT CRAZY

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

See, I'M NOT CRAZY

Yeah, you still are. 😉

 

[millah_22]

Yeah, you still are. 😉

I have some astroglide pancakes if you want one

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

For me, McDonald's perfected the quick breakfast in the form of a sausage egg mcmuffin. I rarely go to McDonald's so we have the jimmy dean frozen approximation of the same that microwaves up in 2 minutes.

I’m not usually a breakfast eater but if I do, it’s a bacon egg and cheese McMuffin. Love them

 

[gojojo]

Workout at 6

Come home throw 3-4 slices of turkey in a skillet with a handful of spinach, add 3 scrambled eggs once spin has cooked down. Add hot sauce, salsa, and cheese and roll it up in a burrito.

5-7 minutes and a pretty healthy start to the day.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

I have some astroglide pancakes if you want one

I saw your pancakes. They look ok. 👍

 

[Derekd3408]

I hope you stole that tub of bacon earlier today

Mike from Jersey runs a tight ship. Couldn't get out the door with it.

 

[McLovin32]

See, I'M NOT CRAZY

^^^ dude can't even spell microwave

 

[tarheelbybirth]

Doesn’t the toast get soggy from the coffee?

Not as bad as you would think.

 

[Honda Hawk]

Coffee only on the weekdays.

Sunday I can get bacon, hashbrowns, eggs, etc done in 30 min for six of us on the Blackstone.

 

[millah_22]

^^^ dude can't even spell microwave

Google knew what I meant without being a judgy little twat

 

[3boysmom]

Every morning, I wake up and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon. A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. Now, according to all of them flat-belly experts, I should've took a dirt nap like thirty years ago. But each year comes and goes, and I'm still here.

Trad??

 

[McLovin32]

Google knew what I meant without being a judgy little twat

 

[3boysmom]

Since I work from home I don't have to be super quick. But I love breakfast burritos. Scrambled eggs, peppers, onions, turkey sausage, cheese, and salsa.

 

[PoopandBoogers]

There is this joint near me that puts 3 slabs of sausage and two egg plus cheese in a brioche roll and only charges $4.25.

I don’t know how they are making it profitable but god damn it is the best.

Secret is to let it sit for 15 minutes so the flavor and warmth can infiltrate the entire sandwich.

Little tip I saw online, when I make sausage egg mcmuffins, bacon egg cheese biscuits, or bagels, I always wrap them up in wax or parchment for a few mins like the restaurants do. Was surprised how it makes them that much better.

 

[PoopandBoogers]

Malt O'meal chocolate cream of wheats.

What in the Iowa is this?

 

[hawksense]

here's a quick morning snack. eat my ass!

With protein powder?

 

[artradley]

Overnight oats.

 

[McLovin32]

Overnight oats.

Don't tell @millah_22

 

[artradley]

Then what is the point when I can just microwave them in the morning without leaving them overnight?

Assuming we’re not talking about nasty instant oatmeal, it takes about seven to ten minutes from start to finish to cook oatmeal, and microwave is not a good option, as it’s messy.

Overnight oats are good cold, but you can zap them for 30 seconds if you want them warm, either way you save several minutes in the morning.

 

[hydro2.0]

Two fried eggs and a piece of toast.

Follow by a protein shake. Good until noon no problem

 

[boxahawks]

You lost me at "work." Get your butts out there for some exercise instead of contaminating your bodies.

 

[McLovin32]

You lost me at "work." Get your butts out there for some exercise instead of contaminating your bodies.

Ok

 

[alaskanseminole]

 

[millah_22]

Don't tell @millah_22

I'm not me when I'm hangry

 

[millah_22]

Ok

I feel like you didn't understand what he was saying.

 

[McLovin32]

I'm not me when I'm hangry