Ron Desantis tells all Floridians to gather on the west coast of the state and blow

[KFsdisciple]

Governor Ron DeSantis told all the members of his state on Tuesday to gather along the West Coast and Panhandle of the state and to blow as hard as they can in an effort to steer Hurricane Idalia back into the Gulf of Mexico.

All the dumbass liberals on Go Iowa Awesome's Off Topic board lost their shit as they probably thought this had half a chance to be true.

"I read it on X." said Chishawk - A poster who copies more links from the social media site formally known as Twitter than everyone else combined. "X is a great place to read news, especially from Fillipowski, that guy is a true genius."

Only about 20% of Americans use X or Twitter, a much smaller percentage than other social media sites Youtube and Facebook.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Great post. Compelling and rich.

JFC

 

[JWolf74]

OP is the new @IMCC965. But trying to be the village idiot of GIAHORT in 2023 is harder than it was 10 years ago. Trying to stand above NC's alt handles alone must be exhausting.

 

[runkpanole]

Yesterday, OP didn’t have time to post because of work. Today, he had time to write this in an attempt to be funny.

0/10.

 

[SoProudNole]

Governor Ron DeSantis told all the members of his state on Tuesday to gather along the West Coast and Panhandle of the state and to blow as hard as they can in an effort to steer Hurricane Idalia back into the Gulf of Mexico.

All the dumbass liberals on Go Iowa Awesome's Off Topic board lost their shit as they probably thought this had half a chance to be true.

"I read it on X." said Chishawk - A poster who copies more links from the social media site formally known as Twitter than everyone else combined. "X is a great place to read news, especially from Fillipowski, that guy is a true genius."

Only about 20% of Americans use X or Twitter, a much smaller percentage than other social media sites Youtube and Facebook.

You might be able to replace this guy at OAN with material like that.

 

[JWolf74]

Conservatives, so good at humor.

 

[lucas80]

OP is the new @IMCC965. But trying to be the village idiot of GIAHORT in 2023 is harder than it was 10 years ago. Trying to stand above NC's alt handles alone must be exhausting.

We're overdue for an IMCC swagger in, establish dominance, and own the Libs post.

 

[lucas80]

This place is really slipping. They let anyone claim to be a legendary poster these days.

 

[KFsdisciple]

Yesterday, OP didn’t have time to post because of work. Today, he had time to write this in an attempt to be funny.

0/10.

I'm on hurricane party time now...

 

[THE_DEVIL]

The better question (imo) is how many Floridians would do it if Desantis asked them to?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Definitely submit this to the Babylon Bee

 

[torbee]

 

[Tom Paris]

Governor Ron DeSantis told all the members of his state on Tuesday to gather along the West Coast and Panhandle of the state and to blow as hard as they can in an effort to steer Hurricane Idalia back into the Gulf of Mexico.

All the dumbass liberals on Go Iowa Awesome's Off Topic board lost their shit as they probably thought this had half a chance to be true.

"I read it on X." said Chishawk - A poster who copies more links from the social media site formally known as Twitter than everyone else combined. "X is a great place to read news, especially from Fillipowski, that guy is a true genius."

Only about 20% of Americans use X or Twitter, a much smaller percentage than other social media sites Youtube and Facebook.

 

[MeetTheFerentzes]

I knew that headline was B.S. I know for a fact that DeSantis just plans on asking Trump if he could borrow his Sharpie.

Folks in Alabama had better be on alert.

 

[ping72]

OP is the new @IMCC965. But trying to be the village idiot of GIAHORT in 2023 is harder than it was 10 years ago. Trying to stand above NC's alt handles alone must be exhausting.

Well… OP, IMCC, and DeSantis all know a lot about blowing.

 

[IMCC965]

How'd I get dragged into this? sheesh.

 

[ping72]

How'd I get dragged into this? sheesh.

It’s a blowing thread. You’re our resident expert.

 

[IMCC965]

It’s a blowing thread. You’re our resident expert.

Ah!