Secret Service closes White House cocaine probe without suspect

[THE_DEVIL]

Tourists don't have access to the location that they found the blow

The cocaine was found on the ground floor of the West Wing near where visitors taking staff-led tours are instructed to leave their cellphones, The Washington Post previously reported. The large number of outsiders visiting the White House on these tours created a major challenge for investigators, according to people familiar with the process.

 

[MeetTheFerentzes]

Tourists don't have access to the location that they found the blow

LOL. JFC.

 

[fsu1jreed]

We'll never know will we.

Even if it did, what the fvck does it matter?

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Sullivan hints construction workers could have brought in cocaine

 

[TennNole17]

Its embarrassing to the extent I assumed the white house had so much security, they can have an infrared camera of a fart from 2 years ago, on demand.

I guess its just not like the movies!

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

Going topless, coke, weed, intern BJs...just another day at a Dem led Whitehouse.

Cue the circus music.

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

You never fail:

Secret Service ends investigation into cocaine found in White House without identifying a suspect

The Secret Service has been investigating since the drug was found near a visitor entrance on July 2.

abcnews.go.com

"Members told reporters the Secret Service informed them they narrowed down the list of suspects to 500 people during the weekend that cocaine was found and said that group included a mix of staffers and visitors who were on a tour. West Wing tours are invitation only.

Members said they were told there are 182 lockers on the wall where visitors are typically told to store their electronics and cell phones. They said they were told the cocaine was found in locker 50."

Were there any strippers in locker 50?

 

[globalhawk]

Its embarrassing to the extent I assumed the white house had so much security, they can have an infrared camera of a fart from 2 years ago, on demand.

I guess its just not like the movies!

Why would you assume they had security for coke?

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Going topless, coke, weed, intern BJs...just another day at a Dem led Whitehouse.

Cue the circus music.

If that's wrong I don't wanna be right

 

[globalhawk]

Were there any strippers in locker 50?

Child trafficked strippers

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

If that's wrong I don't wanna be right

He forgot treason. Oh wait, nevermind.

 

[TennNole17]

Why would you assume they had security for coke?

I assumed they had infrared cameras detecting farts- clearly I'm an idiot.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

Its embarrassing to the extent I assumed the white house had so much security, they can have an infrared camera of a fart from 2 years ago, on demand.

I guess its just not like the movies!

This is an institution that has had multiple members resigned in disgrace or fired for substance abuse issues on the job, allowed a man to scale the barrier fence and walk around the ground floor with a knife, allowed another man to jump the fence and run around the ground, and who could forget... allowed Ronald Reagan to be shot in the chest.

They are far from infallible.

 

[Dr. Spaceman]

Going topless, coke, weed, intern BJs...just another day at a Dem led Whitehouse.

Cue the circus music.

GASP!!!!!!! Not coke, weed, BJs and toplessness!!!

 

[fsu1jreed]

If that's wrong I don't wanna be right

Fvcking facts

 

[95Hawk]

Going topless, coke, weed, intern BJs...just another day at a Dem led Whitehouse.

Cue the circus music.

Pretty sure these all occurred at the White House as well.

🤡

 

[PoopandBoogers]

JFC, there have been drugs in the WH as long as there has been a WH.

From Willie Nelson To Snoop Dog: A Time Line Of White House Drug Use

From musicians Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg to basketball player Gary McLain: Here’s [some of the people] who’ve done drugs in the White House.

www.forbes.com

Probably some young staffer working 20 hours a week dropped it. Nothing new.

That was my impression. Some overworked intern, aide, usher, steward, maid, etc was probably a nervous wreck since this was reported.

 

[Flie]

The cocaine was found on the ground floor of the West Wing near where visitors taking staff-led tours are instructed to leave their cellphones, The Washington Post previously reported. The large number of outsiders visiting the White House on these tours created a major challenge for investigators, according to people familiar with the process.

So I wonder what the big guy and his twisted son were doing there? Taking a tour?!?

 

[torbee]

The small bag containing white powder was found July 2 in a cubby where guests are asked to leave phones before entering the West Wing.

I admit I'm no Columbo, but I'm guessing it was probably left there by a guest to the West Wing.

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

If that's wrong I don't wanna be right

Basket of deplorables.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Basket of deplorables.

Maybe we should move the WH to New Orleans
The New Orleans Story

 

[83Hawk]

Gee, what a surprise.

 

[HawkCat]

I am still waiting for someone to explain how something found outside the security checkpoint is evidence that the security checkpoint failed.

 

[CoachJaxKnows]

I'm shocked I tell ya.

 

[Tom Paris]

You wish.

 

[EasyHawk]

 

[SolarHawk]

It’s complete crap that this is getting swept under the rug and the SS claims they don’t know who‘s coke it was. That being said, who gives a shit about a bag of coke? I don’t care who was in the White House, including Trump. This is a nothing burger.

 

[bdcolt45er]

It was me guys. I left the cocaine in the White House.

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

It’s complete crap that this is getting swept under the rug and the SS claims they don’t know who‘s coke it was. That being said, who gives a shit about a bag of coke? I don’t care who was in the White House, including Trump. This is a nothing burger.

Simon Conway on WHO, who is in my opinion very unlikable, just made the point that if this was a bag of anthrax, they wouldn't close the case down in such short order.

He's right...

 

[Funky Bunch]

Simon Conway on WHO, who is in my opinion very unlikable, just made the point that if this was a bag of anthrax, they wouldn't close the case down in such short order.

He's right...

You needed someone else to make you realize that?

 

[HawkCat]

Simon Conway on WHO, who is in my opinion very unlikable, just made the point that if this was a bag of anthrax, they wouldn't close the case down in such short order.

He's right...

Seems like a logical approach.

 

[Dr. Spaceman]

Simon Conway on WHO, who is in my opinion very unlikable, just made the point that if this was a bag of anthrax, they wouldn't close the case down in such short order.

He's right...

Was it Anthrax?

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

You needed someone else to make you realize that?

Not at all. It just shows that they want this to go away. And that's wrong. White powder made it in the Whitehouse. That's a big deal.

 

[Dr. Spaceman]

Not at all. It just shows that they want this to go away. And that's wrong. White powder made it in the Whitehouse. That's a big deal.

Was it Anthrax?

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

Was it Anthrax?

No, but it could've been. That's the point.

 

[Scruddy]

It's all just so obvious at this point lol

 

[Scruddy]

Wonder if they found any parmesan cheese in the carpet fibers too

 

[Funky Bunch]

It's all just so obvious at this point lol

Yep, pretty obvious you've never been in the White House

 

[fsu1jreed]

Not at all. It just shows that they want this to go away. And that's wrong. White powder made it in the Whitehouse. That's a big deal.

Because it's just coke, not something that would kill you for being in the same room

 

[bdcolt45er]

This is a good litmus test for identifying people susceptible to conspiratorial thinking. People think there has to be an elaborate explanation because of the context when a perfectly simple one plausible.