Secret Service closes White House cocaine probe without suspect

[THE_DEVIL]

FFS

FROM THE LINKED ARTICLE

Per the Secret Service Uniformed Division, small amounts of marijuana were found on two occasions in 2022 (June and September), at a check point,” the rep said in a statement. “No one was arrested in these incidents because the weight of the marijuana confiscated did not meet the legal threshold for federal charges or DC misdemeanor criminal charges as the District of Columbia had decriminalized possession.

 

[MeetTheFerentzes]

Simon Conway on WHO, who is in my opinion very unlikable, just made the point that if this was a bag of anthrax, they wouldn't close the case down in such short order.

He's right...

Hot take! Authorities would put more effort into figuring out who placed a substance in the White House that is used for the sole purpose of killing innocent people as opposed to finding out who left their blow behind.

What if they found a nuclear bomb in the White House? Think they'd put more time investigating that one, too?

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Can we now get back to the important issue: Trump painting the walls with ketchup

 

[bdcolt45er]

Not at all. It just shows that they want this to go away. And that's wrong. White powder made it in the Whitehouse. That's a big deal.

What if it was sugar?

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

This is a good litmus test for identifying people susceptible to conspiratorial thinking. People think there has to be an elaborate explanation because of the context when a perfectly simple one plausible.

Ummm…if this had happened during the Trump years R’s and D’s would reverse roles on this….obviously.

So it’s more about someone’s politics than conspiracy theories IMO.

 

[unsubstantiated]

LOL, “it’s SO obvious!!!”

Ya, Hunter and Joe hide their coke in the visitors’ cubbies at the West wing tour site.









🤡🤡🤡

 

[bdcolt45er]

Ummm…if this had happened during the Trump years R’s and D’s would reverse roles on this….obviously.

So it’s more about someone’s politics than conspiracy theories IMO.

Fair point.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Did Trump have scrips for his Adderall?

 

[unsubstantiated]

Tourists don't have access to the location that they found the blow

You just make shit up off the top of your peanut head, don’t you…..

You should just quit posting.

 

[unsubstantiated]

Ummm…if this had happened during the Trump years R’s and D’s would reverse roles on this….obviously.

So it’s more about someone’s politics than conspiracy theories IMO.

I wouldn’t be dumb enough to think that Don Jr. would put his coke in the lockers where the West Wing visitors stow their possessions…… either on purpose or accidentally…. Under any circumstances.

I would probably assume that it came from some moron off the street.

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

I wouldn’t be dumb enough to think that Don Jr. would put his coke in the lockers where the West Wing visitors stow their possessions…… either on purpose or accidentally…. Under any circumstances.

I would probably assume that it came from some moron off the street.

Ok

 

[Chewback]

Of course they did. We all know that the big guy was behind this. If there were any witnesses, they would have mysteriously disappeared by now.

Probably had Hillary take care of it. She's an Ace at wet work.

 

[Fijimn]

No, but it could've been. That's the point.

What’s the point. Do you believe the security checks are in place to catch drugs?

 

[biggreydogs]

 

[torbee]

Lol. Shocking. Must have been a big one to choose to say, “Our cameras are useless.” over naming whose it was.

Wait, you actually think a regular drug user can’t stash their shit surreptiously? 😂😂😂

How naive are you?

 

[TennNole17]

Because it's just coke, not something that would kill you for being in the same room

I guess other posters point was- if it was harmful they’d get out the fart detector 5000 and figure this shit out!

 

[Fijimn]

Ummm…if this had happened during the Trump years R’s and D’s would reverse roles on this….obviously.

So it’s more about someone’s politics than conspiracy theories IMO.

I don’t think that’s accurate and there is nothing to compare so it’s easy to make up a whataboutism.

 

[torbee]

Simon Conway on WHO, who is in my opinion very unlikable, just made the point that if this was a bag of anthrax, they wouldn't close the case down in such short order.

He's right...

Wow, deep.

And if they found a real gun instead of a toy gun they’d do a deeper investigation too.

Riveting insight 😂

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Wait, you actually think a regular drug user can’t stash their shit surreptiously? 😂😂😂

How naive are you?

No. I think an area that’s “swept every day” in view of what have to be incredibly clear cameras and security has a limited amount of people in that exact area who it could have been limited to and figured out by a third grader and shared with us if they indeed wanted to.

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

I don’t think that’s accurate and there is nothing to compare so it’s easy to make up a whataboutism.

Sure. Call it what you want but you know it’s true….if you were being honest.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Simon Conway is a twatwaffle

 

[torbee]

The more amazing thing to me is someone left leftover cocaine somewhere. That has to be a first in the history of cocaine.

 

[SA_Hawk]

This White House is a freaking disaster zone.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

This White House is a freaking disaster zone.

Says the one whose brain is as well

 

[SolarHawk]

This White House is a freaking disaster zone.

Yeah, wish we could go back to the previous administration that was so much more respectable. Lol, fvcking clown.

 

[RNHawk]

You never fail:

Secret Service ends investigation into cocaine found in White House without identifying a suspect

The Secret Service has been investigating since the drug was found near a visitor entrance on July 2.

abcnews.go.com

"Members told reporters the Secret Service informed them they narrowed down the list of suspects to 500 people during the weekend that cocaine was found and said that group included a mix of staffers and visitors who were on a tour. West Wing tours are invitation only.

Members said they were told there are 182 lockers on the wall where visitors are typically told to store their electronics and cell phones. They said they were told the cocaine was found in locker 50."

 

[globalhawk]

Can you read?

 

[SA_Hawk]

Yeah, wish we could go back to the previous administration that was so much more respectable. Lol, fvcking clown.

It’s such a freaking mess that the current Governor of California is running a covert campaign to replace Biden.

 

[DooBi]

FFS

FROM THE LINKED ARTICLE

Per the Secret Service Uniformed Division, small amounts of marijuana were found on two occasions in 2022 (June and September), at a check point,” the rep said in a statement. “No one was arrested in these incidents because the weight of the marijuana confiscated did not meet the legal threshold for federal charges or DC misdemeanor criminal charges as the District of Columbia had decriminalized possession.

Did the amount of cocaine meet the legal threshold for federal charges?

 

[SolarHawk]

It’s such a freaking mess that the current Governor of California is running a covert campaign to replace Biden.

 

[RNHawk]

Can you read?

Yep, so they knew exactly what locker it was and still can't figure it out? If only there was cameras or the ability to fingerprint. Maybe the secret service should take a look into it

 

[bdcolt45er]

Yep, so they knew exactly what locker it was and still can't figure it out? If only there was cameras or the ability to fingerprint. Maybe the secret service should take a look into it

You remind me of Officer Slater from Superbad.

 

[biggreydogs]

 

[Chewback]

I wouldn’t be dumb enough to think that Don Jr. would put his coke in the lockers where the West Wing visitors stow their possessions…… either on purpose or accidentally…. Under any circumstances.

I would probably assume that it came from some moron off the street.

Yeah, a hard core coke head like Don Jr. would never lose track of a bag of blow. If he found himself in danger of being discovered with it he'd just suck it up his nose. Evidence gone.

 

[globalhawk]

Yep, so they knew exactly what locker it was and still can't figure it out? If only there was cameras or the ability to fingerprint. Maybe the secret service should take a look into it

Wow.

 

[SA_Hawk]

You have anything useful to add? Didn’t think so.

 

[RNHawk]

Wow.

This is just stupid on the White House. We all know who it was, if they would just come out and admit it, it would be the end of it at least for me. I am sure this isn't the first time drugs have been in the White House. But to go out there and say that you don't know who did it in one of the most secure and monitored places in the world, with state of the art crime fighting capabilities is just dumb. They think we are stupid and that is unfortunately going to play into the MAGA crowd (maybe this was intentional). If they truly can't figure it out then somebody needs to fired and an RCA needs to be done to protect the President now and in the future

 

[SA_Hawk]

So if the white powder was anthrax the Secret Service would just have no idea where it came from or how to track it down?

Seems like they were told to stop looking to help kill the story.

 

[globalhawk]

This is just stupid on the White House. We all know who it was, if they would just come out and admit it, it would be the end of it at least for me. I am sure this isn't the first time drugs have been in the White House. But to go out there and say that you don't know who did it in one of the most secure and monitored places in the world, with state of the art crime fighting capabilities is just dumb. They think we are stupid and that is unfortunately going to play into the MAGA crowd (maybe this was intentional). If they truly can't figure it out then somebody needs to fired and an RCA needs to be done to protect the President now and in the future

Sure. Nut job.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

This is just stupid on the White House. We all know who it was,

who?