Serious answer:
There is little to be gained by firing Brian during the season. For this year, there is little that a staff change could do to improve our win total. The best we can do for this season is to continue to work the plan and try to incrementally improve. (The depressing part is that incremental improvement isn't enough to make this season successful).
At the end of the season, I suspect Brain will essentially be fired (He might leave "to pursue other opportunities"). I hope that this occurs quickly and does wait for the February signing date.
Kirk is not on the hot seat. He has earned the right to have at least one crappy season. Even at 2-10, he will get to run the program.
For me, even if I try to write off this season in my mind, I worry about how we can take a big step forward on offense in 2023. I don't know if Kirk is willing to make the strategic/structural change in how Iowa operates. A better quarterback, improved offensive line and average receivers is not going to be enough for Iowa to win at the level that Kirk (and Hayden) has made us accustomed to.
In my opinion, the big step forward in 2023 would need to come from a new offensive mind, hitting the portal for a few talents, and most importantly a change in the overall mindset on complimentary football. We have to accept that a more high powered offense will occasionally put the defense in a bad position.
I have thought for years that Kirk's ideal final score for every game is Iowa 18- Opponent 16. 17 points as the fulcrum does not allow us to recruit and utilize talented offensive skill players. That 17 point fulcrum needs to change to something like 27. That is a huge mental change for Kirk to make, I don't know if he can do it.
PS: I'm a huge Kirk fan and it has been amazing what he has done at Iowa over 23+ years.