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So, I haven’t watched any Iowa B-Ball in a few years

Morrison71

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And I’m watching the game tomorrow. Can you catch me up on Iowa basketball please? I’ve been really busy, I’m sorry I’ve been slacking on my basketball watching.
 
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I mean, I probably am in all honesty. But I would really appreciate some serious answers.

I would, but where would I start? Maybe a collection of posters can give you a glimpse. Otherwise, I'd suggest just reading through some threads. But if you don't know anything about Garza at this point, you're never going to catch up.
 
Be easier to look at stats and view some replays. Ever hear of a guy named Luka Garza?
 
op- i was in same boat a couple weeks ago but caught up quickly. i'll do you a solid by sharing my notes. we have a tall lumbering dude with a name out of mario puzo’s godfatherseries — he’s our best player and makes buckets. our second best starter plays the PG position but has no pg skills but can launch from distance. We also have a couple shooters called weezy and fredrick who might decide to do nothing on any given day. The fifth starter is brian ferentz but he goes by the name patrick in basketball, his only job is to throw the ball to the tall guy, nothing else. The bench contains the secondbest player (who is different from the second best starter) and he is very scrappy and defensively gifted and beloved by all fans. Rest of the guys play cameo roles.
 
Well for starters, Wieskamp thinking he can someday play in the NBA is a complete joke, Jbo and his defense are an embarrassment - he really needs to get off Twitter, shut up and dribble. Also, Fran can’t recruit anyone that’s not either a blood relative or grew up a Hawk fan, he even wasted not one but two scholarships on legacy recruits with ZERO other offers. Oh and did I mention the nepotism? His son can’t make a shot to save his life yet he gets starter minutes and Fran refuses to play the one true PG on the team for some unknown reason. This team is so sorely lacking in athletic guard play we’ll get eaten alive by any team with athletes. Almost forgot to add that Fran so undervalues defense that he doesn’t even have the team practice it, just figures we can hide out in zone the whole game.
 
And I’m watching the game tomorrow. Can you catch me up on Iowa basketball please? I’ve been really busy, I’m sorry I’ve been slacking on my basketball watching.
Really busy!?!? Doing what posting threads every 23 minutes on the OT board?
 
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We’re a pretty good shootyhoops team.

Lockdown defense with some of the most athletic players in the country.

Struggling offense.

Our bigs are defensive specialists but pretty much just warm bodies on O.

Fran’s son is our top scorer, but doesn’t like to pass.

Fran is one of the most chill coaches in the country. That’s when he isn’t calling a timeout.

Hope this helps and enjoy the game!
 
We have a guard that is an all time leader in assists snd 3’s and has proved to have ice in his veins—-but the fake experts here prefer this guy that can not hit a three but is uncontrollably fast. I know, go figure
 
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We have a guard that is an all time leader in assists snd 3’s and has proved to have ice in his veins—-but the fake experts here prefer this guy that can not hit a three but is uncontrollably fast. I know, go figure
Half of the possessions may end in an out-of-control turnover, but the other half are the key to a deep tourney run.
 
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Insert Iowa’s defense and pretty much every teams offense on us over the last 2 decades(oh and it always goes in right hawk fans)LOL
 
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So, the last 20 years.

Davis boys (Tom & Ricky), Alford, PP, empty seats, Lick, Lil Lick, more empty seats, Gatens, Fran, chair slam, Dev Marble, Jok, JO then JBo, more empty seats, Jack kicks black cat, Garza all world.
 
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Unless a team has a player that can hit a corner 3 and a player that can drive to score, we win. If they have both we only win if we are on from 3 or they don't play d.
 
And I’m watching the game tomorrow. Can you catch me up on Iowa basketball please? I’ve been really busy, I’m sorry I’ve been slacking on my basketball watching.
The officials are out to get us, and there will be more posts about how shi$$y the officals are, than there are about the actual players for our team, book it
 
op- i was in same boat a couple weeks ago but caught up quickly. i'll do you a solid by sharing my notes. we have a tall lumbering dude with a name out of mario puzo’s godfatherseries — he’s our best player and makes buckets. our second best starter plays the PG position but has no pg skills but can launch from distance. We also have a couple shooters called weezy and fredrick who might decide to do nothing on any given day. The fifth starter is brian ferentz but he goes by the name patrick in basketball, his only job is to throw the ball to the tall guy, nothing else. The bench contains the secondbest player (who is different from the second best starter) and he is very scrappy and defensively gifted and beloved by all fans. Rest of the guys play cameo roles.
You didn’t even mention that Patrick plays baseball, why should we trust anything you say?
 
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You didn’t even mention that Patrick plays baseball, why should we trust anything you say?
thanks for catching that, i did sense there was something off when i typed that but i suppose one irish name fit just as well as another :) and my fingers put patrick instead of connor. let’s just call it a wob!
 
How about you don’t watch today and say you did?

Hawks have the best program they’ve had in 30 years and you have no idea what’s going on? Stick to the OT board.

If anyone on here gave you honest intel, you wouldn’t even be able to understand it because you clearly don’t understand basketball enough to watch, let alone the details.
 
We play up tempo. Push the ball inside almost anytime we can. Luka Garza is the player of the year in college basketball. Jordan Bohannon is a great pg that is a fantastic shooter that may get the all time leader in BIG 3's. Joe Wieskamp will play in the NBA and if he is aggressive taking the ball to the rim, we win. We win when we out rebound the other team a real test today against a bigger team. Can't have a lot of turnovers. Watch Keagan Murray, you'll come away impressed.
 
How about you don’t watch today and say you did?

Hawks have the best program they’ve had in 30 years and you have no idea what’s going on? Stick to the OT board.

If anyone on here gave you honest intel, you wouldn’t even be able to understand it because you clearly don’t understand basketball enough to watch, let alone the details.
Lol......
 
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