Start a fight in 5 words or less without mentioning politics...

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

OP's mom retorts will work.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

Star Wars/Trek is for white-trash

 

[ghost80]

Political correctness is for retards.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Barta managed Griesbaum lawsuit well.

 

[ghost80]

Fight= White Lives Matter Too.

War= White Lives Matter More.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

Don Denkinger call was correct.

LJ Scott for the win.

Man Christian McCaffrey is good.

Jake Christiansen should be starting.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

JERMAINE WALLACE FOR 3, GOOD!

 

[markfromj]

Star Wars sucks.

 

[fezzador]

Everything Nebraska > Everything Iowa

 

[95Hawk]

“WW84” should win an Oscar

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

Led Zeppelin is phuckin terrible.

 

[JWolf74]

Jake Christiansen should be starting.

Fine. You're WPOTY.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

Fine. You're WPOTY.

 

[irunlikeAcieEarl]

Fewer

 

[An Iowa fan]

When you were a kid:

"My Dad can beat up your Dad."

 

[jasonrann]

Mayonnaise and ranch fvcking SUCK!

 

[Bank of Hawk]

You defaced Chris Street’s grave.

 

[beanerhawk]

Wrestling is a sport for repressed homosexuals who want to wear spandex and rub up on sweaty guys. People who watch it are into guy/guy porn.

 

[beanerhawk]

Lafester Rhodes

 

[FlickShagwell]

Kate upton is fat

Chad Greenway was definitely offside.

YOU TWO. FIGHT BAR. NOW!

 

[SSG T]

Basketball is better than football

 

[QChawks]

Woulda threads don’t need pics

 

[Jan Itor]

Old women love trains

 

[Bank of Hawk]

@z_ape

Happy New Year!

 

[hawkbirch]

Conference USA refs never wrong

 

[ft254]

Orange Turd....is..... a.....POS. Sorry, I tried.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

Conference USA refs never wrong

Clinton Soloman held the facemask.

 

[HawkeyeShawn]

Craft beer sucks.

 

[runkpanole]

I deserve WPOTY.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

I deserve non-Iowa WPOTY.

FIFY
Or are you tryin' to steal my award now????

 

[BubsFinn]

like my Bobby Olive jersey?

too soon. always too soon.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

John Beutjer is the Future

 

[dirtypool]

Craft beer sucks.

Have you gotten on your soapbox yet in the threads where the term “libtards” have been thrown about, or you just get mad when that “tard” part is put at the end of Trumps name?

 

[Bank of Hawk]

cerebral palsy people walk funny

 

[ping72]

My hot wife was in the hot tub with my 19yo daughter and 6 of her model girlfriends...

Oops... too many words

 

[ConvenientParking]

Basketball is better than football

I played both and would play basketball (5 on 5, 3 on 3, 1 on 1, 21, horse, whatever) at rec center 100 times out of 100 over playing any version of organized or unorganized football. As a spectator, give me a big game in Kinnick over Carver any day . Your words elicited a response from me. Well done, sarge

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

My hot wife was in the hot tub with my 19yo daughter and 6 of her model girlfriends...

Oops... too many words

Your daughter and Wife are lesbos? And they keep it in the family? Damn man, you made them go lesbo????

 

[Tenacious E]

Chad Greenway was definitely offside.

too soon

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

I kinda miss IowahawkeyeFBNBB4Life

 

[Tenacious E]

OPs mom's retorts won't work.

2006 outback refs were amazing.