Now I can't see a pineapple logo etc without thinking "What kind of establishment is this?"
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Swingers have ruined pineapple logos...
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My SIL now has a tattoo of one. I honestly am wondering if my parents are aware of what it means.
The funniest thing about my brother and SIL being swingers is my wife and I are trying to figure out if my parents know or not.
I don't want to say anything partially because I don't want to upset my mother who's health is poor anyways. On the other hand I also know if my parents knew about their activities they probably wouldn't tell me because they would know (correctly) that I would frown upon it.
The funniest thing about my brother and SIL being swingers is my wife and I are trying to figure out if my parents know or not.
I don't want to say anything partially because I don't want to upset my mother who's health is poor anyways. On the other hand I also know if my parents knew about their activities they probably wouldn't tell me because they would know (correctly) that I would frown upon it.
What’s it like having a slut for a sister?
I thought it had to be an upside down pineapple?
Have to see a pic of SIL to decide to frown or not…
IN LAW thank God.
You should ask my brother what it's like to have his wife banging other men. Of course I guess he gets to bang other women which is apparently something he wanted.
Without getting into the specifics I also have someone in my extended family active in "the lifestyle".
I think what it really is, is, she likes to watch him **** other women. It sounds alot cooler than it is. At best the females are like 6s and from what I have gathered is most of them got involved because they were cheated on and instead of trying foe monogamy they just say **** it because they are insecure.
I'm ok staying vanilla.
This. The sign for swingers is an upside down pineapple.
We know two couples that are swingers. It’s definitely the upside down pineapple that is their symbol. Neither are good looking. No pics. We routinely make fun of both couples and how gross they are.
What you described pretty much happened with my brother and SIL. He cheated on her while she was pregnant. They tried marriage therapy but apparently just decided to start banging other people.
My wife is mine and I am hers. I prefer that arrangement.
😳😳 foe monogamy. Lol WOB
Fapped to amateur swinger porn this morning. Wonder if it was them.
We had a pineapple front door mat at our lake condo. Disposed of it immediately after hearing about the pineapple connection with swingers.
No, we never had an “inquiries” from interested parties prior to getting rid of it.
No, we never had an “inquiries” from interested parties prior to getting rid of it.
I never really understood how an open marriage was sustainable? Eventually or to begin with, one of the partners is going to more sex than the other. So the other, I assume, becomes jealous and doesn't give the "OK" to bang someone else. Doesn't it just become cheating again at that point?
You should have kept it. Kept it upright when the fatty wives would come over and flip that SOB when the WILFs came a knocking! Missed opportunity.
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Bro, we need AT LEAST a pic of a celebrity/other person that she kind of looks like. It is imperative.
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I know this isn't an original joke/thought but I am totally sincere: I can barely keep one woman marginally happy, who in the f--k has the time and energy to try to keep 2 or more satisified!?
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What they lack in looks they often make up for in enthusiasm!
That's where you're committed to f--king just one of your enemies exclusively.
I'm not very familiar with the "lifestyle", other than a few women reaching out on dating sites, but I would guess the man in an ENM relationship is getting the short end of the stick; in general, men are going to be much more comfortable nailing a married woman, than a woman is going to be with a married man.
Can't say I'd have much interest in "The Scene"; I'm guessing it's not the playboy grotto we all want to imagine, rather the above ground pool at the trailer park.
My investigations and purely educational research into this leads me to believe that most are white, suburban 50+, 200lbs+, living in a trailer or car port home adorned with furnishings from the 80s and 90s, and the radio or TV on in the background.
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Would the lit cigarette be in the ashtray or between their fingers?
Ha! Trick question.
The answer is "both".
Which pineapple logos is the OP talking about? I know SpongeBob lives in one, but I'm having trouble thinking of any popular pineapple themed logos that are now ruined.
Oh forgot one. The only thing, and I mean the only thing in common with these old white swinger dudes and black dudes is that they both wear white tube socks when going to poundtown.
My next door neighbor, who is socially awkward as heck, grew up with parents that were swingers when he was a kid back in the ’80s. That has to be weird. Just saw his parents again this past weekend at a party, they’re 80ish now.
That house has some weird stories. Like the time he and his wife had a threesome 15+ years ago with her best friend from high school. I guess the friend was more interested in his wife than in him. Today the friend is now a “he” with a giant gut and big beard. Trust me, you don’t want pictures of any of this situation.
That house has some weird stories. Like the time he and his wife had a threesome 15+ years ago with her best friend from high school. I guess the friend was more interested in his wife than in him. Today the friend is now a “he” with a giant gut and big beard. Trust me, you don’t want pictures of any of this situation.
I have a former co-worker friend who told me recently that she’s polysexual. Married for 2 years and basically dropped it on her husband that she wants to date and cuddle with other men or women. He’s going along with it as long as she doesn’t have sex.
When she said it was part of LGBTQ, I heard Bill Burr’s voice talking about white women cutting to the front of the line. Like that’s in the same realm as the rest…like she’s been targeted and discriminated against.
Oh, and she does burlesque.
I love that at the first mention of "giant gut and big beard", I get mentioned!
I've never swapped. I don't personally think it allows for a positive outcome. I think one party always wants it more than the other, and there's always gonna be jealousy. Maybe I'm wrong, but that's how it seems.
Yeah I hear ya, but there was one time that only 3 likes were given on a maltese midget clown post, and well here we are.I love that at the first mention of "giant gut and big beard", I get mentioned!
I've never swapped. I don't personally think it allows for a positive outcome. I think one party always wants it more than the other, and there's always gonna be jealousy. Maybe I'm wrong, but that's how it seems.
