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There is no Rapture coming

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That just means the Christian rapture was made up recently. Since Christianity was also made up relatively recently, doesn't mean shit. It was probably inspired by whatever the real religion is that was lost sometime during prehistory. Or Judaism is the way. Or Islam. Or Christianity with no rapture.
 
I just looked up Protestant/evangelical version of the rapture again and wow those dudes were pretty clearly on shrooms the whole time they were deciphering the Bible for themselves. What I'm looking at calls for a thousand year Reich before final judgment. Fuggin why?
 
Christianity believes that on the Last Day/Judgement Day,
Christ will return and raise the dead from their graves

Those who believed in Christ, will rise with glorified bodies
and enter everlasting life in heaven with God. Unbelievers
will rise to eternal death and torment in hell forever. The
Bible does not speak of a 1,000 year reign of Christ on earth
or any type of rapture.
 
Christianity believes that on the Last Day/Judgement Day,
Christ will return and raise the dead from their graves

Those who believed in Christ, will rise with glorified bodies
and enter everlasting life in heaven with God. Unbelievers
will rise to eternal death and torment in hell forever. The
Bible does not speak of a 1,000 year reign of Christ on earth
or any type of rapture.
That's basically what I was taught. I was about to see if my parents could get a refund from the archdiocese of Dubuque.
 
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Christianity believes that on the Last Day/Judgement Day,
Christ will return and raise the dead from their graves

Those who believed in Christ, will rise with glorified bodies
and enter everlasting life in heaven with God. Unbelievers
will rise to eternal death and torment in hell forever. The
Bible does not speak of a 1,000 year reign of Christ on earth
or any type of rapture.
Revelation 20: 1-4
1 Thessalonians 4:13-17
 
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I just looked up Protestant/evangelical version of the rapture again and wow those dudes were pretty clearly on shrooms the whole time they were deciphering the Bible for themselves. What I'm looking at calls for a thousand year Reich before final judgment. Fuggin why?

IMO, they’re not true Protestants but non-mainline, backwoods quacks who aren’t part of the lineage tracing back to Europe.
 
IMO, they’re not true Protestants but non-mainline, backwoods quacks who aren’t part of the lineage tracing back to Europe.

We struggle with who is and isn't Protestants. We don't even know who the current Pope is half the time.
 
Christianity believes that on the Last Day/Judgement Day,
Christ will return and raise the dead from their graves

Those who believed in Christ, will rise with glorified bodies

and enter everlasting life in heaven with God. Unbelievers
will rise to eternal death and torment in hell forever. The
Bible does not speak of a 1,000 year reign of Christ on earth
or any type of rapture.
What about those who have been cremated?
 
That is awesome.
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No. Guess I will have to put it on my list of TTD.

Maybe THE DEVIL can answer this question. Has he already laid claim to them? o_O
I only deal in souls
What about those who have been cremated?
Christ will return and raise the dead from their graves

Those who believed in Christ, will rise with glorified bodies


Glorified bodies = fresh, new and different I would guess
 
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I only deal in souls

Christ will return and raise the dead from their graves

Those who believed in Christ, will rise with glorified bodies


Glorified bodies = fresh, new and different I would guess
It's difficult to imagine that OP's mom meets the qualifications to be raptured. But if so, does that mean she'll be a West Coast 10?
 
Christianity believes that on the Last Day/Judgement Day,
Christ will return and raise the dead from their graves

Those who believed in Christ, will rise with glorified bodies
and enter everlasting life in heaven with God. Unbelievers
will rise to eternal death and torment in hell forever. The
Bible does not speak of a 1,000 year reign of Christ on earth
or any type of rapture.
Wow for a omniscient loving god he really sounds like a dick.
 
Christianity believes that on the Last Day/Judgement Day,
Christ will return and raise the dead from their graves

Those who believed in Christ, will rise with glorified bodies
and enter everlasting life in heaven with God. Unbelievers
will rise to eternal death and torment in hell forever. The
Bible does not speak of a 1,000 year reign of Christ on earth
or any type of rapture.
Lol so there is no teaching in the Bible of a kingdom on earth you say?
Revelation 5:9,10-And they sing a new song, saying: “You are worthy to take the scroll and open its seals, for you were slaughtered and with your blood you bought people for God out of every tribe and tongue and people and nation, 10 and you made them to be a kingdom and priests to our God, and they are to rule as kings over the earth”

If there is no thousand year reign on earth exactly who do these”kings” rule over?


Christ said the meek shall inherit the earth . Matthew 5:5

Psalms 37:10,11;29
the meek will possess the earth
The righteous will possess the earth and live forever upon it…


The Bible unquestionably talks about the righteous possessing the earth under a heavenly government.
 
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Lol so there is no teaching in the Bible of a kingdom on earth you say?


Christ said the meek shall inherit the earth . Matthew 5:5

Psalms 37:10,11;29
the meek will possess the earth
The righteous will possess the earth and live forever upon it…


The Bible unquestionably talks about the righteous possessing the earth under a heavenly government.
Will future generations that have only known life on Mars be brought back too? Or is Mars only going to be inherited by the Musks?
 
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