"They must not have mirrors in Florida".

[lucas80]

A MILF at the gym said that to me today. I thought she was going to talk about the terrible driving, but she was instead talking about beachwear. She had recently returned from a recent vacation in the Sunshine State, and went on to say that apparently a lot of you think you look much better in swimwear than you actually do.
Discuss.

 

[h-hawk]

As a general rule, I do not care for judgmental people. (When I do it I try to keep my evil thoughts to myself.)

 

[sdhawkeye]

 

[noleclone2]

Well, I guess a Floridian needs to save this thread then.

 

[The Tradition]

The joke's on her.... most of the people walking around in swimwear aren't from Florida.

 

[torbee]

Well, I guess a Floridian needs to save this thread then.

Ewwww, she’s probably sweating all over the equipment. So gross.

 

[bladel]

I thought all the pasty white blobs sporting banana hammocks on the beach were all tourists from the Midwest?

 

[runkpanole]

I thought all the pasty white blobs sporting banana hammocks on the beach were all tourists from the Midwest?

No, we get plenty of visitors from Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi. Though, I’ve seen a few from Mississippi north recently (our state budget greatly appreciates all you Hawkeyes visiting whether they are fat or not).