God almighty, I am laughing so hard.
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God almighty, I am laughing so hard.
That's your story and you're sticking with it.To clarify for a few folks, I was referencing ass cheeks,
So can we confirm the women of HROT are filthy animals?
Once back in college. I pulled an upper decker and my friend took a crap in the same guy's shower. Seemed funny after a night of heavy drinking.Anyone here ever upper-deck someone?
I love the $hit in the shower. That is a bold move. When on RAGBRAI in '98, my friends and I stayed at some Banker's house in Maquoketa and raided his liquor cabinet. A mix of this, a mix of that, no sense. We named the drink $hit in the Shower because of what it looked like.Once back in college. I pulled an upper decker and my friend took a crap in the same guy's shower. Seemed funny after a night of heavy drinking.
The real question is: how was the taste?I love the $hit in the shower. That is a bold move. When on RAGBRAI in '98, my friends and I stayed at some Banker's house in Maquoketa and raided his liquor cabinet. A mix of this, a mix of that, no sense. We named the drink $hit in the Shower because of what it looked like.
What’s gross is someone blowing shit splatter all over the back of the crapper. Make you wonder if they’re touching their toes when they crap....not sure how that happens
The real question is: how was the taste?
Nothing compares to the poop stick story!This thread is the reason I come to HROT on Monday mornings
... go on...Nothing compares to the poop stick story!
Very wise....sometimes nature calls and it’s unavoidable though.These stories are a mystery to me, I didn’t realize the horrors that many of you perpetrate on public restrooms. I avoid public restrooms as a general rule, I can’t even remember the last time I took a crap in one, it’s been many years I believe.
True. And solid poop kind if goes in more like a torpedo, thereby minimising the splash. I had chili last night, so it was not solid.
The @Jimmy McGill family poop stick used to break up large uncooperative/unflushable turds. Apparently, there was only one and had to be verbally summoned from other bathrooms on occasion. The story is at least a year old. I’m too lazy to find it. Maybe we can get Jimmy to refresh our memories.... go on...
Very wise....sometimes nature calls and it’s unavoidable though.
Remind me of something I witnessed at a bar. I was washing my hands after using the urinal. A guy rushed in desperately unbuckling his pants. The toilet was occupied so he yanked down his pants, turned his back to the urinal, and blasted diarrhea all over everything. I was almost close enough to get splattered. I really felt sorry for the guy though. Would it have been better to just crap your pants?that is the funnist shit I have seen in a while
Just put some toilet paper in the bowl before you shit if you don’t enjoy the splash back. Bunch of dam savages around here.
The @Jimmy McGill family poop stick used to break up large uncooperative/unflushable turds. Apparently, there was only one and had to be verbally summoned from other bathrooms on occasion.
Discussion of the knife might have inspired @Jimmy McGill to relate his family story.Is he the reddit poop knife guy?
We had a guy who regularly sprayed the back of the far handicapped toilet at work rendering it unusable. Someone nicknamed him “Jack the Spackler.” I had a pretty good idea of the time it was happening and had a half notion to stake out the offender.You’ve never butt sprayed toilet paper before, I see.
You’re much better off with the water.
What’s gross is someone blowing shit splatter all over the back of the crapper. Make you wonder if they’re touching their toes when they crap....not sure how that happens
What’s gross is someone blowing shit splatter all over the back of the crapper. Make you wonder if they’re touching their toes when they crap....not sure how that happens
Or excessive fiber intakePoor fiber intake.
Why is your face that close to the toilet?