True Mastery of the self is achieved by skipping the Super Bowl

[McLovin32]

The only NFL games I watch each year are the AFC and NFC championship games, and the Super Bowl. Not because I truly care who wins, but because it's the last good football we've got until next fall. Plus the fiance no pics always likes to make a bunch of snacks and munchies so I won't complain.

Good beer, good food, and football.....that's not a bad time ever, regardless of if its the Super Bowl or an Iowa offense putting up 100 total yards for a game on a Saturday.

 

[Moral]

The only NFL games I watch each year are the AFC and NFC championship games, and the Super Bowl. Not because I truly care who wins, but because it's the last good football we've got until next fall. Plus the fiance no pics always likes to make a bunch of snacks and munchies so I won't complain.

Good beer, good food, and football.....that's not a bad time ever, regardless of if its the Super Bowl or an Iowa offense putting up 100 total yards for a game on a Saturday.

100 yards in a single game? Someone is optimistic about Tim Lester.

 

[tarheelbybirth]

Not a Chiefs fan but I hope they show Swift every ten minutes and she is a surprise halftime guest and the Chiefs win and Kelce wins MVP AND proposes on national television by giving her the trophy.

I want heads to explode.

just added a little incentive to create the intended outcome.

 

[The Tradition]

Super Bowl Sunday is our 35th wedding anniversary.

When did this shit show start happening in February?

 

[Moral]

Super Bowl Sunday is our 35th wedding anniversary.

When did this shit show start happening in February?

2004

 

[The Tradition]

2004

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[auntie_fah]

Super Bowl Sunday is our 35th wedding anniversary.

anniversary during black history month?
Trad doing DEI before it was cool.
😎

 

[torbee]

I like good food, booze, parties, football and gambling. WTF else could be better than combining all 5 on one Sunday evening in the depths of winter?

OP is Eeyore.

 

[hydro2.0]

IF YOU WATCH THE SUPERBOWL YOURE A FUKING PUSSSY

 

[alaskanseminole]

You don't need to watch it. You know it.

Anyone strong enough to say no?

Do I need to? Nope
Am I strong enough not to? Yup
Do I want to watch? Yup
Will I watch? Yup
Piss on the OP's lack of sack to stand alone? Yup.

 

[fivecardstud14]

OP loves to tell everyone he doesn’t watch sports & wears it like a badge of honor. What a cool guy!

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[stout1]

Not a Chiefs fan but I hope they show Swift every ten minutes and she is a surprise halftime guest and the Chiefs win and Kelce proposes on national television.

I want heads to explode.

 

[Tenacious E]

You don't need to watch it. You know it.

Anyone strong enough to say no?

 

[ZachJump]

I have not missed a Super Bowl in the last 40 years that the Vikings were in...and will never miss one with the Vikings until the day I die.

Other than that it's hit or miss based on what I am doing that day.

 

[pablow]

OP loves to tell everyone he doesn’t watch sports & wears it like a badge of honor. What a cool guy!

His wife/partner is making him/her go shopping with her/him.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

OP will be watching Lifetime like the cuck he is

 

[pink shizzle]

I will watch it because I enjoy football. Seems to make sense.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

 

[Jimmy McGill]

 

[Jan Itor]

OP, why don’t you want others to be happy?

Misery loves company

 

[beanerhawk]

Travis Kelce was just interviewed on Pat's show. Even more excited to watch now! LET'S GOOOOOO Going to be a great game I have a feeling.

 

[BubsFinn]

I skipped much of the game a few years ago when I mistakenly scheduled a colonoscopy the next day.

 

[runkpanole]

Of course I’m watching. I have a 630 AM flight on Monday, so it’s going to suck, but no way I’m missing it.

 

[Hendy hawk]

With more Iowa players in the NFL i watch a bit more NFL FB.
Kinda enjoy watching Kittle this year.
Probably watch some of the SB.

 

[irunlikeAcieEarl]

I thought true mastery of self is total poop control of the body that @Kinnick.At.Night has been able to achieve.

 

[TennNole17]

 

[An Iowa fan]

Good grief, of course I am watching the Super Bowl. I am a sports and football fan.
I have watched at least some of every Super Bowl and that includes before they called it the Super Bowl.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

The only super bowl I've missed since I was 10 was when I was getting deployed. Good year to miss.

 

[JRHawk2003]

The ad hominem attacks on me by the weak minded is rather....comical

 

[kcnole63]

Prolly wont watch, mainly because i dont care about either team.

The hype over super bowl commercials are overplayed

The commercials used to be the best part of watching the game. That hasn't been the case for several years.

 

[Gus is dead]

I'm a Chiefs fan and plan on playing the drinking game to take a drink every time they show our girl Tay Tay.

Just don’t pop any pills and head outside for some fresh air after drinking all day. I’ve heard that’s risky.

 

[Colonoscopy]

It warms my heart to hear there are others who will skip it.

You're a stupid pussy bitch that won't eat meat or super bowl

 

[FormerlyCyberCy]

I’ve seen every Super Bowl. This should be another good one.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

It warms my heart to hear there are others who will skip it.

Skipping the Super Bowl is un-American.

Don't be un-American............................unless you're actually not American.

 

[pink shizzle]

Yeah this is just a stupid F'ing take. If you don't like football, aren't interested I'm the teams playing, or something else, that's fine- don't watch. If you are a fan of a team playing or just like to watch football in general, then watch the Super Bowl.

It's not that deep.

 

[JRHawk2003]

 

[peacehawk]

I will watch because I’ve been told by very reliable right wing political sources that Swift & Kelce will be doing a public endorsement of Biden at halftime. Must watch TV.

 

[Aardvark86]

You don't need to watch it. You know it.

Anyone strong enough to say no?

am i allowed to attend a party and eat my neighbor's food, as long as i don't watch (especially whatever the halftime show is)?

 

[JRHawk2003]

am i allowed to attend a party and eat my neighbor's food, as long as i don't watch (especially whatever the halftime show is)?

You do what you want. You have freedom of choice and will. Locke put it best:

“To understand political power right, and derive it from its original, we must consider, what state all men are naturally in, and that is, a state of perfect freedom to order their actions, and dispose of their possessions and persons, as they think fit, within the bounds of the law of nature, without asking leave, or depending upon the will of any other man.”