Velveeta Cheese

[artradley]

Never had that, but a slice of sharp cheddar on apple pie is terrific.

This is correct - I didn't realize so few people had heard of it. A sliced apple with a chunk of cheddar is also a nice snack.

btw, I do not consider myself to be a food snob, but nasty is nasty; and Velveeta is nasty. Not having to see that stuff was one of the best parts of growing up and leaving the nest!

 

[pablow]

I use a product called I Can't Believe It's Not Cheese. Great stuff to have around when the vegans stop over.

 

[Herkmeister]

When I become king I'm going to tax the crap out of all this nasty food and get you slobs to pay for my healthcare.

I have always liked you until right NOW!!!!!! You have revealed yourself. YOU are going to TAX US UP THE ASS!!!!!!!!

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

One of my standard Super Bowl offerings:

1 brick of Velveeta
1-2 cans of Hormel no bean chili
2 cans of chopped green and red chilies
Red pepper flake
Heat in crock-pot

w/ white corn chips, like Tostitos or similar.

 

[Herkmeister]

One of my standard Super Bowl offerings:

1 brick of Velveeta
1-2 cans of Hormel no bean chili
2 cans of chopped green and red chilies
Red pepper flake
Heat in crock-pot

w/ white corn chips, like Tostitos or similar.

But this won't feed more than 1 person!!!!!

 

[naturalmwa]

I have always liked you until right NOW!!!!!! You have revealed yourself. YOU are going to TAX US UP THE ASS!!!!!!!!

Unless Velveeta is used as lube, it might technically be better to say I would tax you out the ass. Now you got me thinking of new uses for that spray cheese stuff. Hmm, Valentine's night just got messy.

 

[B1GDeal]

Unless Velveeta is used as lube, it might technically be better to say I would tax you out the ass. Now you got me thinking of new uses for that spray cheese stuff. Hmm, Valentine's night just got messy.

 

[Herkmeister]

Unless Velveeta is used as lube, it might technically be better to say I would tax you out the ass. Now you got me thinking of new uses for that spray cheese stuff. Hmm, Valentine's night just got messy.

Be careful when using this. If you run out of cheese and shoot air into the lower bowel, it could render everything inedible?

 

[Lone Clone]

A REAL grilled cheese sandwich to an Iowan of a certain age:

1. Is made with Wonder Bread;
2. Is made with Velveeta;
3. Is called a toasted cheese sandwich, not a grilled cheese sandwich.
4 (standard, but not necessary) is served with Campbell's tomato soup.

 

[IACub]

Velveeta + Rotel = Heaven. Almost as delicious as Caseys pizza.

This.

 

[SailorJerryHawk]

Unless Velveeta is used as lube, it might technically be better to say I would tax you out the ass. Now you got me thinking of new uses for that spray cheese stuff. Hmm, Valentine's night just got messy.

I find myself strangely disgusted and aroused at the same time.No homo.

 

[naturalmwa]

I find myself strangely disgusted and aroused at the same time.No homo.

My thoughts exactly.

 

[OILCHECKER]

Sugar?

Grandma said if it is sweet, add a pinch of salt; if it is savory, add a pinch of sugar. Didn't matter what she was making and she was a great cook.

 

[N_fuego]

Hope you cheese Nazi's aren't going to put the kibosh on Kraft Singles. Because they make for a delicious burger.

 

[ping72]

Never had that, but a slice of sharp cheddar on apple pie is terrific.

I've never heard of that; and it sounds absolutely disgusting.

 

[Lone Clone]

I've never heard of that; and it sounds absolutely disgusting.

Well, Cheddar says the samething about you.

 

[The Tradition]

I've never heard of that; and it sounds absolutely disgusting.

You haven't lived, Ping. Apples and cheese are a wonderful combo.

 

[thewop]

I don't like fake cheese, unless I'm making dip. Here's my velveeta tale...

While living in the UK during the 2009 football season, I wanted to make some cheese dip to watch a game, and low and behold, you can't buy velveeta in the UK! I went without, but oddly I found myself almost craving it at different points, and actually missing it. One weekend we went to visit my cousin on an Air Force Base in Germany...oh man we loaded up, and made glorious cheese dip. Strangest thing ever, never anticipated missing velveeta.

 

[The Tradition]

I don't like fake cheese, unless I'm making dip. Here's my velveeta tale...

While living in the UK during the 2009 football season, I wanted to make some cheese dip to watch a game, and low and behold, you can't buy velveeta in the UK! I went without, but oddly I found myself almost craving it at different points, and actually missing it. One weekend we went to visit my cousin on an Air Force Base in Germany...oh man we loaded up, and made glorious cheese dip. Strangest thing ever, never anticipated missing velveeta.

It really does melt better than real cheese, unless you have mad cooking skills.

 

[ping72]

You haven't lived, Ping. Apples and cheese are a wonderful combo.

I've had lots of cheese and apples, apples are on a lot of cheese platters. It's the apple pie with the filling that sounds gross.

 

[thewop]

It really does melt better than real cheese, unless you have mad cooking skills.

I partially agree, it depends what you're doing. If you're melting it on a burger, it's worse (but then you'd use a kraft single, also fake cheese), but if you're melting it in a crock pot, it's much better.

 

[Herkmeister]

I'm gonna have Velveeta tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Garys Dolphin]

I can feel the diabeetus permeating through this thread.

 

[naturalmwa]

A big block of this is on sale at fareway for $4.99 this Friday and Saturday. Pork loins at $1.79/lb too.

 

[theiacowtipper]

Well, Cheddar says the samething about you.

The only thing that belongs on an apple pie is ice cream. Quality vanilla ice cream.

 

[Herkmeister]

The only thing that belongs on an apple pie is ice cream. Quality vanilla ice cream.

Grow up and try cheese.

 

[NoleSoup4U]

I can feel the diabeetus permeating through this thread.

With cheese?

 

[ping72]

Grow up and try cheese.

That's like saying "grow up and hang yourself from the ceiling via a hook through your sctotum while your boyfriend rubs sandpaper on your nipples."

Sure, there are a few weirdos who enjoy this. But 99.87% of the population are pretty sure it's not an experience they'll enjoy and see no need to grow up and give it a try just to see if they'll like it.

 

[Lone Clone]

That's like saying "grow up and hang yourself from the ceiling via a hook through your sctotum while your boyfriend rubs sandpaper on your nipples."

Sure, there are a few weirdos who enjoy this. But 99.87% of the population are pretty sure it's not an experience they'll enjoy and see no need to grow up and give it a try just to see if they'll like it.

I think this is incorrect. I think if a person were to do a little research, the person would learn that a slice of cheese on a piece of apple pie is a longstanding American tradition.

 

[ping72]

I think this is incorrect. I think if a person were to do a little research, the person would learn that a slice of cheese on a piece of apple pie is a longstanding American tradition.

So I looked it up. It's apparently an English thing dating to the 1300s. It's less popular in the US, with it most common in New England region.

 

[iowa surfer]

This is correct - I didn't realize so few people had heard of it. A sliced apple with a chunk of cheddar is also a nice snack.

btw, I do not consider myself to be a food snob, but nasty is nasty; and Velveeta is nasty. Not having to see that stuff was one of the best parts of growing up and leaving the nest![/QUOu

 

[Derekd3408]

I'll be using Velveeta for my cheese dip tomorrow.

1 pack of Velveeta chopped up for quicker melting.
1 1/2 10 oz cans of mild red enchilada sauce.
1 lb of ground beef.

Stuff is the bomb, but it's the only thing I use Velveeta for.

 

[The Tradition]

That's like saying "grow up and hang yourself from the ceiling via a hook through your sctotum while your boyfriend rubs sandpaper on your nipples."

Sure, there are a few weirdos who enjoy this. But 99.87% of the population are pretty sure it's not an experience they'll enjoy and see no need to grow up and give it a try just to see if they'll like it.

Well, you win the "Worst Analogy of the Day Award." Congrats.

 

[Herkmeister]

That's like saying "grow up and hang yourself from the ceiling via a hook through your sctotum while your boyfriend rubs sandpaper on your nipples."

Sure, there are a few weirdos who enjoy this. But 99.87% of the population are pretty sure it's not an experience they'll enjoy and see no need to grow up and give it a try just to see if they'll like it.

Ha ha Ping!! Good one. (I'm sure Natural has tried this. I use a clamp on my scrotum. Neither my wife nor I like the taste of blood.)

Now, based on your analogy are you still eating Gerber's or did your mother make you eat your vegetables?

 

[theiacowtipper]

I think this is incorrect. I think if a person were to do a little research, the person would learn that a slice of cheese on a piece of apple pie is a longstanding American tradition.

Probably a more significant tradition than ice cream. I just don't like it as well.

 

[Herkmeister]

I get my taco John's Apple grande's with double extra cheese!

 

[Lone Clone]

So I looked it up. It's apparently an English thing dating to the 1300s. It's less popular in the US, with it most common in New England region.

I think it's a northeastern thing more than anything, but also a midwestern thing.

Don't get me wrong, A majority of the time, given the choice, I'd go with a high-quality vanilla ice cream. But a slice of sharp cheddar is nice.