Wait - THESE - are the “Tasty Tacos” you DSM folk rave about!!??
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To be honest I think my mom made me get the super bar since it was so cheap and we were poors, but I loved it. Filled up on tacos, breadsticks with meat sauce, and those strawberries.
Dear Diary,
This morning I had a slice of Casey’s Breakfast Pizza with bacon. Lots of bacon.
Then for lunch I met a friend at Tasty Tacos and we went Hulk smash on some tacos.
For dinner, I was in a hurry, so I went through B-Bops Double Drive-Thru and had a double w/cheese combo with a side of ranch for the fries.
Today was a good day in Des Moines!
PS - I also anger-banged OP’s Mom
This morning I had a slice of Casey’s Breakfast Pizza with bacon. Lots of bacon.
Then for lunch I met a friend at Tasty Tacos and we went Hulk smash on some tacos.
For dinner, I was in a hurry, so I went through B-Bops Double Drive-Thru and had a double w/cheese combo with a side of ranch for the fries.
Today was a good day in Des Moines!
PS - I also anger-banged OP’s Mom
Dear Diary,
Today I woke up feeling extremely thirsty! I did not get much work done since I didn’t start working until 12:30pm. I spent my morning on the toilet. I was productive though and at least spent that time fapping and scheduling my next physical with my doctor and labs. I hope they come back ok! There was also a lot of poop that resembled brown guacamole.
Tonight I am having taco pizza or maybe godfathers pizza! Yay!
PS - OP’s Mom let me fist her today and I felt her ribs from the inside out. That was neat.
Today I woke up feeling extremely thirsty! I did not get much work done since I didn’t start working until 12:30pm. I spent my morning on the toilet. I was productive though and at least spent that time fapping and scheduling my next physical with my doctor and labs. I hope they come back ok! There was also a lot of poop that resembled brown guacamole.
Tonight I am having taco pizza or maybe godfathers pizza! Yay!
PS - OP’s Mom let me fist her today and I felt her ribs from the inside out. That was neat.
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OP’s mom eats lots of QC pizza. I doubt you can feel her ribs from any angle.
You’re right, it could have been the bones of a dead fetus still inside her I was feeling.
Torbee admits he has never tried Tasty Tacos and yet acts like an authority on it.
Kind of like Steve King saying gay sex is disgusting, but has he really tried it yet?
Kind of like Steve King saying gay sex is disgusting, but has he really tried it yet?
Thread update. I only had Tasty Tacos once, about 10 years ago, and I thought it was okay. Maybe it was a bad one we ate at, or I wasn't in the mood, because we had it for lunch today and it was a gotdamn revelation. Delicious.
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I’m sorry to pat myself on the back, but that is damn good writing.
And still 100% accurate!
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I stand 100% by saying what they look like. Maybe they are, indeed, "tasty" - but they look like white mom taco night.
Harty raves about this place all the time on KCJJ and the owner who passed away used to be college roommates with Steve, they both say he was a really nice guy. I guess the tacos went downhill after the guy died, based on the pics. I wouldn't feed those to my worst enemy's dog!
It is all about the fluffy fried flower shell and the sauce. The rest of the taco is not very good. Overall grade is mid. I get them maybe once or twice a year (followed immediately by the buyers remorse). I usually have some time to think about my poor decision making whilst sitting on a toilet soon after dining.
Harty probably blocks every person on social media that responds to him with a differing opinion about the place. He's such a thin skinned biotch.
QC Pizza, at least at Frank’s in Silvis, is not sub-tier. Frank’s is actually good.
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So it's a standard taco salad bowl reduced in size and made taco-shaped, filled with iceberg lettuce, ground hamburger, yellow bag cheese and topped off with runny red sauce?
It is a puffy taco. You can get the ground beef, steak, chicken, or pork. It has cheese and lettuce. The Tasty Taco salsa is actually pretty good. I know you enjoy being an asshole - I do too sometimes - but it is objectively a tasty taco.So it's a standard taco salad bowl reduced in size and made taco-shaped, filled with iceberg lettuce, ground hamburger, yellow bag cheese and topped off with runny red sauce?
You didn't even get the chicken?So it's a standard taco salad bowl reduced in size and made taco-shaped, filled with iceberg lettuce, ground hamburger, yellow bag cheese and topped off with runny red sauce?
That's like going to Casey's and getting the burger. Get the pizza, get the tenderloin, ya don't get the burger.
I got a steak and a chicken taco. I preferred the steak but the chicken was good. I'm not getting ground beef when chicken and steak are the same price, and I imagine it is not as good.
Never start a land war in Asia.
Never challenge a Sicilian in a game of life or death.
Never order the least profitable protein at a to go Mexican restaurant.
This is basic shit.
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Except it’s not a taco 🤷♂️
It’s a half-assed portable taco salad made with substandard ingredients
For decades bars in Burlington have had taco nights that feature the puffy shell. I’ve never seen it outside of Iowa. Pic in the OP looks god-awful, but I do enjoy the puffy shell if it’s filled with better stuff.
It’s closer to a taco than an espresso martini is to a martini. It’s more like the equivalent of a vodka martini. Kinda similar, but not really.
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And this is a “cheeseburger” but I ain’t eating it and anyone serving it in a restaurant would be justifiably mocked. Same issue.
remind me, have you had one or are these hypothetical musings?And this is a “cheeseburger” but I ain’t eating it and anyone serving it in a restaurant would be justifiably mocked. Same issue.
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Yes, I know what taco salad bowls and bagged orange cheese and iceberg lettuce taste like.
You're all taking the bait. Torb's is trollin' it up.
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Not trolling. The original pic in thread looks like a deformed taco salad someone perioded in!
Your right, they are delicious.
I had two bottles of their sauce deliverd to me in Florida last month.
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GOD DAMMIT. Torbee, you are out of your element.
Flour Beef Taco with loads of salsa. GD Heaven
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