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I had to stop watching. Too much stress. Also I would walk away, and they would gain. I would start watching, and they would lose ground.

So I went to get a haircut to get away from it, and of course, it was Sports Clips. Not a good plan.

So, sneaking a peak at the score, tie game. So I started watching. Not good, Iowa started losing again. I mentioned this to one of the stylists. She said to ****ing stop watching the game then.

I walked out, last look was after hearing the crowd noise, Iowa was up 1, something like 2-3 minutes left, and I didn't see the score, but saw the camera on Bohannon's back, as if he had just made a basket, and he was running back back on defense. Didn't look at the score, and left.

Then I went to see Apollo 11. WTF is up with this reserved seating thing? I was the only person in theater, and a couple walked in. Sat down right next to me. I was like really??? **** this, and left during the previews.

Went to another theater that did not have reserved seating. Watched Apollo 11. Really good.

Drove home 2 hours later and paced for 30 minutes.

Should I just call up the score on my phone?

No, too cold hearted. Turn on the TV? No ..no.

I called up Hawekeye Report front page.

I might seek therapy, because damn. But anyway.

THEY ****ING PULLED IT OFF!!!!!!!!
 
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You are me. I can’t take the stress.

I intentionally scheduled two appointments at 11:15 and 1:00 to keep me from watching and breaking something. Got to my car, checked Twitter after the game, and came in my pants.
 
Underscore1-- are you a creative writing major? Pretty good narrative, but needs more dialogue. Oh... you're a Psych major. Birky too.
 
I had to stop watching. Too much stress. Also I would walk away, and they would gain. I would start watching, and they would lose ground.

So I went to get a haircut to get away from it, and of course, it was Sports Clips. Not a good plan.

So, sneaking a peak at the score, tie game. So I started watching. Not good, Iowa started losing again. I mentioned this to one of the stylists. She said to ****ing stop watching the game then.

I walked out, last look was after hearing the crowd noise, Iowa was up 1, something like 2-3 minutes left, and I didn't see the score, but saw the camera on Bohannon's back, as if he had just made a basket, and he was running back back on defense. Didn't look at the score, and left.

Then I went to see Apollo 11. WTF is up with this reserved seating thing? I was the only person in theater, and a couple walked in. Sat down right next to me. I was like really??? **** this, and left during the previews.

Went to another theater that did not have reserved seating. Watched Apollo 11. Really good.

Drove home 2 hours later and paced for 30 minutes.

Should I just call up the score on my phone?

No, too cold hearted. Turn on the TV? No ..no.

I called up Hawekeye Report front page.

I might seek therapy, because damn. But anyway.

THEY ****ING PULLED IT OFF!!!!!!!!


ha, this is great. if they ever get back to the final four, you better go in for an echo and a stress test the week before as a precaution.
 
I had to stop watching. Too much stress. Also I would walk away, and they would gain. I would start watching, and they would lose ground.

So I went to get a haircut to get away from it, and of course, it was Sports Clips. Not a good plan.

So, sneaking a peak at the score, tie game. So I started watching. Not good, Iowa started losing again. I mentioned this to one of the stylists. She said to ****ing stop watching the game then.

I walked out, last look was after hearing the crowd noise, Iowa was up 1, something like 2-3 minutes left, and I didn't see the score, but saw the camera on Bohannon's back, as if he had just made a basket, and he was running back back on defense. Didn't look at the score, and left.

Then I went to see Apollo 11. WTF is up with this reserved seating thing? I was the only person in theater, and a couple walked in. Sat down right next to me. I was like really??? **** this, and left during the previews.

Went to another theater that did not have reserved seating. Watched Apollo 11. Really good.

Drove home 2 hours later and paced for 30 minutes.

Should I just call up the score on my phone?

No, too cold hearted. Turn on the TV? No ..no.

I called up Hawekeye Report front page.

I might seek therapy, because damn. But anyway.

THEY ****ING PULLED IT OFF!!!!!!!!



I really relate to this but not quite to this extent. I usually turn to another game or detective story and then go back. And complain later when they win and I missed a great ending!!!
 
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