Went to a ballgame last night, sat next to a drunk Iowan

[BelemNole]

Which is probably redundant right?
Wife and I went to the Giants/Reds game last night in SF and as soon as our neighbors took their seats she started talking - pretty sure they were pregaming. She left in the 6th and came back at the end of the 9th after the no hitter was broken and asked what happened.
Anyway, she said she was from Iowa and I impressed her with a Casey's pizza joke.
I wasn't sure which of your moms it was so I did not bang.

Gratuitous photo of wife in our seats. (Subtle brag)

 

[torbee]

Was she a nice drunk? Or a sloppy drunk? Mean?

 

[BelemNole]

Was she a nice drunk? Or a sloppy drunk? Mean?

Very nice drunk. I gave her some garlic fries.

 

[HawkBall23]

Why no pic of the drunk Iowa lady?

RULES!!!

 

[QChawks]

Iowa nice

 

[BelemNole]

Why no pic of the drunk Iowa lady?

RULES!!!

I almost asked for a photo, but then I'd have to explain HORT to her, and that seemed like a lot of work.

 

[hydro2.0]

@BelemNole wife asks to speak to managers….a lot

 

[BelemNole]

@BelemNole wife asks to speak to managers….a lot

Mods!! I need a mod here right now!!!!

 

[QChawks]

@BelemNole wife asks to speak to managers….a lot

I bet her name is Cheryl or Sharon

 

[HawkBall23]

I almost asked for a photo, but then I'd have to explain HORT to her, and that seemed like a lot of work.

What, are you ashamed of us?

I'm sure she'd totally understand if you told her the pic was for sharing on a message forum that you hang out on. With like-minded guys who share a love of sports & political rants & pics/vids of bewbs, hot girls twerking and many lurid comments about banging each other's moms/wives/sisters/legal-aged daughters, etc.

 

[BelemNole]

What, are you ashamed of us?

I'm sure she'd totally understand if you told her the pic was for sharing on a message forum that you hang out on. With like-minded guys who share a love of sports & political rants & pics/vids of bewbs, hot girls twerking and many lurid comments about banging each other's moms/wives/sisters/legal-aged daughters, etc.

No, I'm ashamed of myself for spending so much time here.

 

[bagdropper]

I bet her name is Cheryl or Sharon

Probably was Lois Feldman...

 

[BelemNole]

Probably was Lois Feldman...

Hmmm...she could have been gone for 3 innings because she was in baseball jail...

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Nice seats!

How did you make it out of San Francisco alive?

 

[BelemNole]

Nice seats!

How did you make it out of San Francisco alive?

They were surprisingly affordable. I spent more on food/drinks than I did my seat.

Leaving was like a scene from Escape From New York - people trying to pull us from our cars, poop everywhere, stores being looted. It's amazing that we lived.

 

[ping72]

Hmmm...she could have been gone for 3 innings because she was in baseball jail...

She was waiting for you in the bathroom but you never showed.

 

[luvmyhawks]

Which is probably redundant right?
Wife and I went to the Giants/Reds game last night in SF and as soon as our neighbors took their seats she started talking - pretty sure they were pregaming. She left in the 6th and came back at the end of the 9th after the no hitter was broken and asked what happened.
Anyway, she said she was from Iowa and I impressed her with a Casey's pizza joke.
I wasn't sure which of your moms it was so I did not bang.

Gratuitous photo of wife in our seats. (Subtle brag)

Subtle brag indeed. Nice seats!!

 

[BelemNole]

She was waiting for you in the bathroom but you never showed.

That's classy Iowa fans for you - we animals here in CA would have just given a handy in the seats.

 

[BelemNole]

Subtle brag indeed. Nice seats!!

Thanks, my wife bought them. She's a Reds fan and spent the whole game taking photos of the players.
Everyone needs fapping material....

 

[ping72]

That's classy Iowa fans for you - we animals here in CA would have just given a handy in the seats.

 

[BelemNole]

Kiss Cam is getting crazier and crazier these days.

 

[Greenway4Prez]

Thanks, my wife bought them. She's a Reds fan and spent the whole game taking photos of the players.
Everyone needs fapping material....

Ask her if she’s willing to pay $69,350 for an autographed Spencer Steer minor league jersey.

 

[BelemNole]

Ask her if she’s willing to pay $69,350 for an autographed Spencer Steer minor league jersey.

She just bought one for a little more - $69,420.

 

[HawkBall23]

Woman's, in the row below, eyes as she looks. "Hello! Maybe she needs some help."

Guy a couple seats to the left. "Don't look, don't look ....... dammit. Hell with it, I paid for these seats so I deserve a show, too. Better action right here than out on the field of play anyways."

 

[HawkBall23]

She was waiting for you in the bathroom but you never showed.

Decent assumption, but this was an MLB game @ping72, not an Iowa@Minnesota, circa early 2000s, football game.

 

[PoopandBoogers]

Which is probably redundant right?
Wife and I went to the Giants/Reds game last night in SF and as soon as our neighbors took their seats she started talking - pretty sure they were pregaming. She left in the 6th and came back at the end of the 9th after the no hitter was broken and asked what happened.
Anyway, she said she was from Iowa and I impressed her with a Casey's pizza joke.
I wasn't sure which of your moms it was so I did not bang.

Gratuitous photo of wife in our seats. (Subtle brag)

You skip leg day brah?

 

[BelemNole]

You skip leg day brah?

For the last 30 years.

 

[SSG T]

Probably was Lois Feldman...

If it was, we know what she was doing from the 6th to 9th innings.

 

[billanole]

Nice seats!

How did you make it out of San Francisco alive?

He prolly gots a guy.

 

[JWolf74]

Khaki

@BelemNole wife asks to speak to managers….a lot

I bet OP does more. Who wears khaki pants to a baseball game? In August?

 

[BelemNole]

Khaki

I bet OP does more. Who wears khaki pants to a baseball game? In August?

Patagonia Jeans broseph, it's the Bay Area!
High at the ballpark was 67 last night.

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

Which is probably redundant right?

Have you heard about who we elected as our governor? Definitely redundant. But seriously…

 

[JWolf74]

Patagonia Jeans broseph, it's the Bay Area!
High at the ballpark was 67 last night.

It's August, brah. I will wear shorts until it's consistently below 60. Hell if I have a day off and just have to drop the kids off at daycare, I'll wear shorts in the middle of winter to drop them off.

 

[JWolf74]

Have you heard about who we elected as our governor? Definitely redundant. But seriously…

We're #2! We're #2!

Which is exactly what Kimmie was going for.












For the Republicans here, that's a joke saying Reynolds is succeeding in turning this place into a sh*t hole.

 

[BelemNole]

It's August, brah. I will wear shorts until it's consistently below 60. Hell if I have a day off and just have to drop the kids off at daycare, I'll wear shorts in the middle of winter to drop them off.

"The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco."
If it makes you feel any better I was wearing flip-flops.

Oh, and an FSU pull-over. Made instant friends with the guy sitting in front of me that played minor league ball for the Reds and was a huge Nole fan.

 

[DropitlikeitsHawk]

Seems like a lie and your wife wears a jersey like a loser. Also seems to be going grey. Probably old and smelly.

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

Seems like a lie and your wife wears a jersey like a loser. Also seems to be going grey. Probably old and smelly.

Edgy, bro.

 

[DropitlikeitsHawk]

We're #2! We're #2!

Which is exactly what Kimmie was going for.












For the Republicans here, that's a joke saying Reynolds is succeeding in turning this place into a sh*t hole.

Weak and lame. Right up your alley.

 

[HawkBall23]

Guy getting off, whispering in her ear; "We're in public, dear, so NO SPITTING!"

 

[BrianNole777]

"The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco."
If it makes you feel any better I was wearing flip-flops.

Oh, and an FSU pull-over. Made instant friends with the guy sitting in front of me that played minor league ball for the Reds and was a huge Nole fan.

Is that your pink pullover, Belem?