Went to a ballgame last night, sat next to a drunk Iowan

[The Tradition]

This is the most HORT thing ever.... good job.

 

[Here_4_a_Day]

Which is probably redundant right?
Wife and I went to the Giants/Reds game last night in SF and as soon as our neighbors took their seats she started talking - pretty sure they were pregaming. She left in the 6th and came back at the end of the 9th after the no hitter was broken and asked what happened.
Anyway, she said she was from Iowa and I impressed her with a Casey's pizza joke.
I wasn't sure which of your moms it was so I did not bang.

Gratuitous photo of wife in our seats. (Subtle brag)

Awesome crowd in your Sewer City!

 

[Here_4_a_Day]

Probably was Lois Feldman...

Lois changed her name a long time ago and became a shrink! No, I'm not lying!!!

 

[Hawkfan_08]

No, I'm ashamed of myself for spending so much time here.

Amen

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

Okay, I need the backstory to this gif.

 

[JWolf74]

Weak and lame. Right up your alley.

2 banger posts in this thread. Keep going.

Conservatives. So good at humor.

 

[lucas80]

Okay, I need the backstory to this gif.

OP’s mom/gf/so with all men of HORT

 

[desihawk]

Subtle brag indeed. Nice seats!!

might be the first subtle brag that actually practiced subtlety...it wasn't till your post that i registered the great seats...kudos to @BelemNole

 

[DropitlikeitsHawk]

2 banger posts in this thread. Keep going.

Conservatives. So good at humor.

Yeah you’re a real cut up

 

[JWolf74]

Yeah you’re a real cut up

 

[billanole]

Yeah you’re a real cut up

…and you define the term dipstick. You sure are impressive.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

might be the first subtle brag that actually practiced subtlety...it wasn't till your post that i registered the great seats...kudos to @BelemNole

Or maybe you just aren’t very observant 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

[DropitlikeitsHawk]

…and you define the term dipstick. You sure are impressive.

Dipstick? Woah don’t bring out the blue material. Dumbass.

 

[DropitlikeitsHawk]

Perfect joke of a human. Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

 

[billanole]

Dipstick? Woah don’t bring out the blue material. Dumbass.

Why not give you some cover. Your shit is stinky.

 

[JWolf74]

Perfect joke of a human. Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

Where did the brown man make your life better?

 

[HawkNester]

Very nice drunk. I gave her some garlic fries.

The Garlic Fries at At&t are gooood. I refuse to call it Oracle Park. Best views in baseball ⚾️.

 

[BelemNole]

The Garlic Fries at At&t are gooood. I refuse to call it Oracle Park. Best views in baseball ⚾️.

Was still tasting them today.
Was that you last night?

 

[HawkNester]

Was still tasting them today.
Was that you last night?

I actually go to A’s games, getting to AT&T from the East Bay is a pain.