What are the qualities of a perfect woman?
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Is she your friend? Do you like having conversations with her? Do you like being with her?
A woman can ask those exact questions about a man.
As we go through the journey of life, I think the above questions are most important. Don’t get me wrong, I love looking at Mrs. Herk, but I love being with her and I am thankful that we share common views in almost everything. From politics to home colors, to not giving a shit about fashion and jewelry.
And you can throw religion in there too.
Plus Mrs. Herk has always understood it’s all about me.
A woman can ask those exact questions about a man.
As we go through the journey of life, I think the above questions are most important. Don’t get me wrong, I love looking at Mrs. Herk, but I love being with her and I am thankful that we share common views in almost everything. From politics to home colors, to not giving a shit about fashion and jewelry.
And you can throw religion in there too. Plus Mrs. Herk has always understood it’s all about me.
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Check out her mother. Most women age horribly ( both physically and their personality) , so check the mother out,to see what is wrong with the mother. Check out how the mother interacts with the father. Do not consider women that have divorced parents at all! People that have problems with sex make absolutely horrible spouses. As they say,the apple does not fall far from the tree.
Check out her mother. Most women age horribly ( both physically and their personality) , so check the mother out,to see what is wrong with the mother. Check out how the mother interacts with the father. Do not consider women that have divorced parents at all! People that have problems with sex make absolutely horrible spouses. As they say,the apple does not fall far from the tree.
When a man gets married his wife will be his lifetime
companion. Both husband and wife need to be able to
communicate with each other and listen to one another.
They need to enjoy being together whether at home,
going to the mall, or on vacation.
Communication is the key to a happy marriage. Do not
ignore or take your spouse for granted. Let each day
be another opportunity to demonstrate that you care
for your spouse.
companion. Both husband and wife need to be able to
communicate with each other and listen to one another.
They need to enjoy being together whether at home,
going to the mall, or on vacation.
Communication is the key to a happy marriage. Do not
ignore or take your spouse for granted. Let each day
be another opportunity to demonstrate that you care
for your spouse.
I’ll tell you one thing...she TIITB.
On the whole Mom thing....I did that. I looked at her Mom and thought she was an incredible, beautiful, wonderful person...and she was. Until now. In her late 60’s she’s starting to lose it. She’s become slightly crazy. She thinks all of the family is out to get her. One negative thing sets her off that she’s not loved or that we are always mean to her. She’s jumped off the political ledge, she was once a reasonable Dem. She’s now gone full blown, socialist extreme left Dem. I’m ok with political differences, but she’s using Facebook and group texting to try and influence most of the members of our family. She actually called my kids high school and spoke to the Superintendent. Basically she quizzed my kids on current political events. She called the school, asking why these events aren’t being covered on a daily basis in class. She’s referring to the Trump presidency issues. This has embarrassed my kids and family. We confront her and she acts like a child. Many of us have begged her to be removed from group texts and I’ve blocked her Facebook posts. Her group texting lasts for about a week, then she’s at it again.
My marriage will not work if my wife becomes her mother.
My marriage will not work if my wife becomes her mother.
My wife will be near perfect once her youngest daughter is out of my house...or basically when both daughters are self reliant and out in the real world. 95% of our disagreements are about the kids. She is full mama bear and has no sense of logic when they are being discussed.
Uh, any chance you can get her in to her doctor for a full workup (including tests for dementia)?
Has she been evaluated by her doctor? Seriously. For some reason menopause literally sends some women over the edge.
Well welcome everybody to Willies place
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
We got everything,
The only thing that we lack
Is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
We'll give her great big tits
And a little bitty ass
A f***ing machine that never runs out of gas
A body like nobody's ever seen before
She recently inherited a liquor store
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
Well she doesn't wanna marry
And she doesn't wanna fight
She doesn't give two shits if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman
She just gives me a smile
Take off our clothes then we f**k in a pile
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
Make her a magic fingers mama
That can roll up my doobs
The best in the west at cooking chinese food
She doesn't like to shop cuz she doesn't wear clothes
She always compliments me on the size of my hose
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
We'll make her three feet tall
And stand about to here
With a flat spot on her head
So I can rest my beer
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
She is honest, smart, kind, hard working, pretty and has a good sense of humor.
I've finally found the perfect girl;
I could not ask for more.
She's deaf and dumb and oversexed
And owns a liquor store.
I could not ask for more.
She's deaf and dumb and oversexed
And owns a liquor store.
Most important thing - that she likes you and thinks your funny. Without that, you're just wasting your time.
