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What is a piece of "improved" technology that you think is actually worse and makes life more annoying?

I love all the smart technology, but I swear when I'm backing my wife's car out the garage it sounds like a plane is going down with all the damn sensors going off!!

you're too close to the wall
you're too close to the garage
a rabbit ran past the bumper


Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Speaking of backing up in a new vehicle...

I am still old school enough that when I trailer a boat to a boat ramp I unplug my lights before backing into the water so as to avoid zapping the bulb(s). (Yes, I know that todays LED's are supposed to be immune from this problem, but old habits die hard. :) )

My new truck cannot digest what I am doing and will beep and warn me about a potential read end collision, etc, etc, AND apply the brakes for me and stop me cold. GRRRRRR!

If there is a way to defeat this one, I don't know it yet.
 
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+1 auto start/stop. My daughters mini has this - and does have a button to disable but it defaults to on. Per dealership, it has to default to on to meet some “green” requirement.

I’ll add:
So many passwords. I’d be locked out of so many things if keychain/google password thing didn’t autofill them.

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2 factor authentication being mandatory for some things. Every. Time.
 
My retirement leisure/amusement goals, other than simply being with friends/family:
  1. Interesting travel
  2. Going to shows/musicals
  3. Golfing at a respectable level
  4. Buying a place on or near the beach somewhere in or between Marco Island and Tampa.
  5. If 4 isn't possible, owning a boat here in the midwest and keeping it at the ready at the local marina.
  6. Daily or frequent exercise, preferably involving walking the beach
  7. Hanging out by the pool
  8. Growing a kickass garden and making fresh delicious food
Hope you have a snorkel for #4. Best decision we made after my FIL passed was selling his house on Marco. Major hurricane damaged it less than two years later!
 
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+1 auto start/stop. My daughters mini has this - and does have a button to disable but it defaults to on. Per dealership, it has to default to on to meet some “green” requirement.

I’ll add:
So many passwords. I’d be locked out of so many things if keychain/google password thing didn’t autofill them.

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2 factor authentication being mandatory for some things. Every. Time.
Shit, the password thing is so spot on. I feel like I spend 10-20 minutes a day going back into my Msecure app and looking crap up. It's not that much of a time suck but enrages me every time and is probably not good for my blood pressure.
 
Hope you have a snorkel for #4. Best decision we made after my FIL passed was selling his house on Marco. Major hurricane damaged it less than two years later!
Yeah, that is a loss I’d have to be willing to eat. I would never buy a second home in a natural disaster prone area if I couldn’t afford to lose it outright. I’m not in that position but I hope to be some day.
 
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+1 auto start/stop. My daughters mini has this - and does have a button to disable but it defaults to on. Per dealership, it has to default to on to meet some “green” requirement.

I’ll add:
So many passwords. I’d be locked out of so many things if keychain/google password thing didn’t autofill them.

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2 factor authentication being mandatory for some things. Every. Time.
Two-factor and such used to annoy me until I had my identity stolen and had various accounts hacked. Now I am grateful for it to keep f$cks from stealing from me.
 
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Yeah, that is a loss I’d have to be willing to eat. I would never buy a second home in a natural disaster prone area if I couldn’t afford to lose it outright. I’m not in that position but I hope to be some day.
Speaking from experience, if boredom is something you fear, Marco may not be the best place for you.

It's lovely, but there's a reason on the island they call 9 p.m. "Marco Midnight" :)
 
Speaking from experience, if boredom is something you fear, Marco may not be the best place for you.

It's lovely, but there's a reason on the island they call 9 p.m. "Marco Midnight" :)
True. We’ve vacationed up and down the gulf coast. I have a sentimental attachment to it, but the fam had a lot more fun in the Clearwater beach area.
 
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To bring up the wife's Audi again, that dadgum thing makes me very uneasy. The computer controls EVERYTHING! I can't even change a batter w/o having to access it.

Makes me glad I at least have my Jeep--I can work on that all day long.
Live look at @alaskanseminole repairing his Jeep-

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I'm officially anti-technology. By the time I learn new formats/options/advantages it is already updated to something else. Plus, they make it pretty much a requirement for you to use your devices without paying for new subscriptions and impossible to stop updates

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It's not just hurricanes, there are earthquakes, floods, tornadoes, blizzards, stampedes.... Shit can hit the fan anywhere.
Here pal. Click on linky and learn sumthin' today:

 
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Oh, California called and said, "Don't forgot wildfires!"
Again, look at map.

California and Florida have among the most "red" counties indicating highest risk and highest frequency chances of natural disater. It is based on decades of FEMA data. And it's actually very fun (if you're kind of nerdy) to poke around in.
 
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Here pal. Click on linky and learn sumthin' today:


What chance did these Poindexters assess the risk of a hurricane striking Asheville, NC?
 
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My nominee is the Apple TV remote. In fact, the specific complaint I have is a problem with quite a few new device remotes/interfaces.

It is the goddam super-sensitivity.

Back in the day, to change a channel or turn off power or switch inputs, you had to PUSH DOWN a button with intent.

Now, my friggin' cat jumps on the couch a few inches from where the Apple remote is and BAM instead of watching the exciting end of a basketball game, it has switched to the PS5 input or put on the stupid HGTV channel my wife was watching previously. You breathe on the damn thing and it is activated. I hate this. Same with the insanely sensitive screens these days - just this morning when I reached into my pocket to get my phone out at the grocery store, I opened the damn garage door back at my house because I forgot to shut the myQ app.

And to cut the smartasses off at the pass, I know:

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Vintage Working GIF by Four Rest Films
Do you have the newest gen remote? It’s still not great, but infinitely better than the last gen.
 
Do you have a f'ing point? You just seem to be putting shit out there.

My point is God can smite you no matter where you live. I was born and raised in Florida, lived here all my life except for a couple of years when I was in Virginia in the Coast Guard, and didn't experience an actual hurricane until I was 45 years old.
 
The annoying ass beeping in the newish cars when we’ve moved 5 feet and someone hasn’t gotten their seatbelt buckled in.
I just traded my JD Gator UTV for a new one with heat and air. They dropped it off and I jumped in started driving it around. As soon as I pushed the accelerator down to go over 10 miles an hour it was like it was going to die. I tried again, same thing so I call the dealership thinking there was something wrong with it. Turns out on new Gators the drivers seatbelt has to be used or it won't work. Not real handy running around the farm so I ordered these beer bottle openers from Amazon.

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My point is God can smite you no matter where you live. I was born and raised in Florida, lived here all my life except for a couple of years when I was in Virginia in the Coast Guard, and didn't experience an actual hurricane until I was 45 years old.

And now you get them annually. Do you have any idea how small path a tornado is compared to a Hurrican? Do you realize that there ways to prepare for a blizzard?


The problem isn't me. Its dumbfux that live in an area that gets 1+hurricanes per year in land that was not meant for large populations
 
What chance did these Poindexters assess the risk of a hurricane striking Asheville, NC?
They assess the risk for every type of natural disaster in every county in America.

As for Buncombe County, N.C. (where Asheville is):

Relatively low for wind damage, extremely high for riverine flooding (which is what did the most damage):


I bet you had people do your homework for you in school, too, didn't ya? Hate to tell you, but it kind of shows. :)
 
I just traded my JD Gator UTV for a new one with heat and air. They dropped it off and I jumped in started driving it around. As soon as I pushed the accelerator down to go over 10 miles an hour it was like it was going to die. I tried again, same thing so I call the dealership thinking there was something wrong with it. Turns out on new Gators the drivers seatbelt has to be used or it won't work. Not real handy running around the farm so I ordered these beer bottle openers from Amazon.

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Literal LOL. That’s awesome.
 
My nominee is the Apple TV remote. In fact, the specific complaint I have is a problem with quite a few new device remotes/interfaces.

It is the goddam super-sensitivity.

Back in the day, to change a channel or turn off power or switch inputs, you had to PUSH DOWN a button with intent.

Now, my friggin' cat jumps on the couch a few inches from where the Apple remote is and BAM instead of watching the exciting end of a basketball game, it has switched to the PS5 input or put on the stupid HGTV channel my wife was watching previously. You breathe on the damn thing and it is activated. I hate this. Same with the insanely sensitive screens these days - just this morning when I reached into my pocket to get my phone out at the grocery store, I opened the damn garage door back at my house because I forgot to shut the myQ app.

And to cut the smartasses off at the pass, I know:

Grampa Simpson Grandpa GIF by MOODMAN



peter griffin family GIF



Vintage Working GIF by Four Rest Films
You're a cat guy? 🤔
 
Any software that used to be available for one-time purchase that now operates on a subscription basis. Specifically, Quicken. The 1995 version suited me just fine and still would. Bought a new version a couple years ago, Had the “checking for updates” delay every time I ran the software. After I cancelled my subscription, the software would only run with a half-page advertisement.
 
I have seriously thought about taking my record player a shit ton of albums, 50 boxes of books, my fishing poles and that's it and moving to a cabin by a lake when I retire. I honestly can't think of a better retirement. I'd probably keep a burner phone for emergencies and that's it.

A man can dream . . .
You could not last more than 96 hours until you had to start shitposting on HBOT.
 
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