I had Google Bard/Gemini create this song. Humanity has peaked. I'm throwing my support to the computers going forward.
(Verse 1)
In the land of corn and Hawkeye pride,
A digital haven where passions collide,
The Iowa Rivals off-topic board,
Where logic and reason are often ignored.
(Chorus)
Threads of war and Pepsi so bold,
Free Wordle likes, stories untold,
Banging OP's mom, a meme of the day,
Right-wing propaganda, leading the way.
(Verse 2)
From the Ukraine thread, tears and prayers flow,
To the Wordle thread, where likes freely grow,
In the Pepsi thread, opinions ignite,
On the OP's mom, jokes take flight.
(Chorus)
Threads of war and Pepsi so bold,
Free Wordle likes, stories untold,
Banging OP's mom, a meme of the day,
Right-wing propaganda, leading the way.
(Bridge)
A tapestry woven with humor and strife,
A reflection of our complex life,
In this virtual world, voices are heard,
From the absurd to the deeply absurd.
(Chorus)
Threads of war and Pepsi so bold,
Free Wordle likes, stories untold,
Banging OP's mom, a meme of the day,
Right-wing propaganda, leading the way.
(Outro)
So raise a glass to the Rivals board,
Where the chaotic and strange are adored,
A digital saloon where anything goes,
From politics to Wordle, the fun never slows.
(Verse 1)
In the land of corn and Hawkeye pride,
A digital haven where passions collide,
The Iowa Rivals off-topic board,
Where logic and reason are often ignored.
(Chorus)
Threads of war and Pepsi so bold,
Free Wordle likes, stories untold,
Banging OP's mom, a meme of the day,
Right-wing propaganda, leading the way.
(Verse 2)
From the Ukraine thread, tears and prayers flow,
To the Wordle thread, where likes freely grow,
In the Pepsi thread, opinions ignite,
On the OP's mom, jokes take flight.
(Chorus)
Threads of war and Pepsi so bold,
Free Wordle likes, stories untold,
Banging OP's mom, a meme of the day,
Right-wing propaganda, leading the way.
(Bridge)
A tapestry woven with humor and strife,
A reflection of our complex life,
In this virtual world, voices are heard,
From the absurd to the deeply absurd.
(Chorus)
Threads of war and Pepsi so bold,
Free Wordle likes, stories untold,
Banging OP's mom, a meme of the day,
Right-wing propaganda, leading the way.
(Outro)
So raise a glass to the Rivals board,
Where the chaotic and strange are adored,
A digital saloon where anything goes,
From politics to Wordle, the fun never slows.
