Which one of you ballers is looking at dropping a quarter billion on this penthouse?

[Fijimn]

I got the invite for the showing, but I'm just not that liquid now

NYC penthouse to list for a record $250M: ‘You are above noise’

A sprawling triplex penthouse inside midtown Manhattan’s Central Park Tower is slated to hit the market on Monday, asking a stratospheric $250 million.

nypost.com

(Interesting one of those real estate guys from Bravo has this listing...I thought that show was kind of made up)

 

[QChawks]

meh, only if it has a pad included for my heli

 

[noleclone2]

Someone will buy it and five years later be suicidal because a taller and bigger one got built a block over.

If I had that type of money, I would be living on a few thousand acres and in a pad similar to John Dutton's somewhere between Montana and North New Mexico.

 

[Tenacious E]

I got the invite for the showing, but I'm just not that liquid now

NYC penthouse to list for a record $250M: ‘You are above noise’

A sprawling triplex penthouse inside midtown Manhattan’s Central Park Tower is slated to hit the market on Monday, asking a stratospheric $250 million.

nypost.com

(Interesting one of those real estate guys from Bravo has this listing...I thought that show was kind of made up)

I don't know - I am getting enough value at $14,285 per square foot to pull the trigger? Also, what would the HOA fees be?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Gross. Makes me kinda sick, actually.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Like a hot chick with elbows too pointy... hard pass.

 

[Fijimn]

Previous record was $238 million for four floors at this building in NYC.

Most expensive home in US history sells for $238M in NYC

A hedgefunder has just bought the most expensive home in US history — a $238 million four-story condo on Central Park South in a building dubbed the billionaires’ bunker.” Ken Griffin is a gl…

nypost.com

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Nobody wants to live in NYC.

 

[Hendy hawk]

To many stairs and windows people can see me.
I'm out

 

[millah_22]

nice ad at the bottom:

 

[hawkifann]

I don't know - I am getting enough value at $14,285 per square foot to pull the trigger? Also, what would the HOA fees be?

I think you would become the HOA.

 

[ping72]

Not the penthouse I was hoping to find.

 

[torbee]

nice ad at the bottom:

Meh, you can get the same effect with some silly putty and a couple .22 caliber bullets.

 

[Tenacious E]

nice ad at the bottom:

The ads are generated by your search and browsing history, not the article.

 

[Nole-4-Life]

Screw that. I'd be constantly dizzy. Plus imagine lugging up groceries!

 

[millah_22]

The ads are generated by your search and browsing history, not the article.

oh nice, this is my work computer

 

[hawkifann]

Screw that. I'd be constantly dizzy. Plus imagine lugging up groceries!

If you’re buying that place AND carrying your own groceries, you’re doing it wrong.

 

[IACub]

Nobody wants to live in NYC.

That's why I'm selling this place.

 

[HawCory]

I'd have to run all of the showers to make sure the drains are in working order before I'd be willing to commit.

Nothing worse than moving into a new place and having to **** around with the plumbing the first time you use the shower.

 

[ANYCHawk]

Nobody wants to live in NYC.

You get used to the pee smell

 

[Greenway4Prez]

nice ad at the bottom:

And to think, there’s guys out there that think this body type is attractive.

 

[millah_22]

And to think, there’s guys out there that think this body type is attractive.

What's wrong with it?

 

[Greenway4Prez]

What's wrong with it?

Where’s the boobs at?

 

[BubsFinn]

Someone will buy it and five years later be suicidal because a taller and bigger one got built a block over.

If I had that type of money, I would be living on a few thousand acres and in a pad similar to John Dutton's somewhere between Montana and North New Mexico.

Yeah, why live in the hell hole that is NYC if you could live that well anywhere else?

 

[BubsFinn]

And to think, there’s guys out there that think this body type is attractive.

Is that Iggy Pop?

 

[lucas80]

I’d probably pass. No reason for me to downgrade right now.

 

[JWolf74]

Seems like a profound waste of money. Just think all the good that amount could do for so many people.

 

[IowaPackFan]

NYC… hard pass.

 

[mnole03]

To many stairs and windows people can see me.
I'm out

It’s the 129-131st floor. You don’t want God to see you fap?

 

[mnole03]

For that money you can get the penthouse of the nicest tower in Monaco.

 

[Derekd3408]

That's a little out of my price range. I did buy some dump in Tampa for 22.5MM I plan to tear down and build on. Some former MLB player owned it.

 

[win1forthe]

Does it have a home office? I really need an office space. And I need granite countertops.

 

[Whatsgoingonwitgyouguys0190]

NYC… hard pass.

You ever been there?

 

[ZachJump]

You ever been there?

Not at me.....but why would you want to live in NY City?

Seriously.....ya got some restaurants and shows? Both second class to what you get in Vegas where no local really gives a shit about because they are everywhere?

 

[95Hawk]

Does it have a home office? I really need an office space. And I need granite countertops.

Granite for countertops?

At this price range, I only want tiled kitchen countertops.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Jesus. I need to be a hedgefunder. I've just been clipping them.

A hedgefunder has just bought the most expensive home in US history — a $238 million four-story condo on Central Park South in a building dubbed the billionaires’ bunker.”

Ken Griffin is a globe-trotting house collector who also owns a $58.75 million condo in Chicago; a $60 million penthouse at Faena House in Miami; $250 million worth of land to build a Palm Beach compound and a $122 million London mansion.

 

[IowaPackFan]

You ever been there?

A few dozen times. 3 times for 3 and 4 week spells each. My biggest take away was how the city smells so bad during the summer as dumpsters just sit outside in the alleys and walkways. Then of course that brings out the rats which scurry about the sidewalks. Then mix in the prices and people and it’s a no for me dog.

 

[SF HAWKEYE]