Who are the worst kind of “experts” to have in a social setting?

[FAUlty Gator]

Here’s two for me…

My cousin and her husband own a jewelry/ pawn shop in Cleveland. The handful of times I’ve met her she judged every person and every piece of jewelry they wore the entire time she was there. Has one of those eye glass things at the ready. She will basically tell you that you’re garbage if the trinket you are wearing is not up to her taste and specifications.

A friend of my friend is a longtime employee of Colorado Box beef. Now, picture what I said about my cousin and jewelry above and apply it to meat and him. Any kind of meat you like, you’ve either never had the good kind or have no idea how to prepare it. And if someone besides him is cooking on the grill…oh hell. Look out.

Who you got?

 

[UncannyNanny]

Guys obsessed with the gym

 

[nffly]

Vitamins/supplements “expert” offering unsolicited health advice.

 

[ericram]

Financial and especially crypto coin people.

 

[Funky Bunch]

Covid experts

 

[franklinman]

GOP think tanks.

 

[pablow]

 

[Sheahawk]

Guys talking smack about the OPs mom. Amirite?🤣🤣

 

[stout1]

HS football coaches.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Armchair coaches and gun experts!

 

[Bonerfarts]

Wine snobs. I just like to get drunk.

 

[ping72]

CrossFit dude

HomeSchool mom

 

[Fan In Black]

anybody who are other people.

 

[joelbc1]

“Experts” with agendas.
(Example would be Chuck Grassley, Constitutional expert.)

 

[General Tso]

The guy who always knows somebody who does the thing you're talking about better than you.

 

[millah_22]

The HROT expert that comes into every thread acting like they know everything about everything: Politics, sports, food, f*cking, everything, annoying.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

One-uppers are the worst.

Also, my brother in law is not an expert on anything but if there is anything that needs to be repaired or fixed in my house or yard, he will find it and point it out. Annoys the hell out of me.

 

[onlyTheObvious]

Golf nerds that think you want to listen to them go hole by hole with their score.

craft beer guy. Darks, Sours, IPA is about the detail most want.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

One-uppers are the worst.

Also, my brother in law is not an expert on anything but if there is anything that needs to be repaired or fixed in my house or yard, he will find it and point it out. Annoys the hell out of me.

Yeah…my brother in law does that too but it’s way more annoying than yours.

 

[millah_22]

Golf nerds that think you want to listen to them go hole by hole with their score.

 

[ConvenientParking]

Gun guys with apparent Aspergers

People who are desperate for you to know they are not a loser (save they day at work, many irons in the fire, a whole bunch of stuff they are awesome at that you didn't ask about)

 

[StormHawk42]

One-uppers are the worst.

Also, my brother in law is not an expert on anything but if there is anything that needs to be repaired or fixed in my house or yard, he will find it and point it out. Annoys the hell out of me.

Beat me to it. One-uppers are absolute douche canoes.

“what did you do this weekend?”
“Played a round of golf at the local course”
“That’s cool. Last year, my friends uncle got us to play at Pebble Beach. Everything was comped because he knew someone. Pretty cool eh?”

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Beat me to it. One-uppers are absolute douche canoes.

“what did you do this weekend?”
“Played a round of golf at the local course”
“That’s cool. Last year, my friends uncle got us to play at Pebble Beach. Everything was comped because he knew someone. Pretty cool eh?”

More like douche speed boats.

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

Guys obsessed with the gym

This…

Talking about the “gym” or your workout is like talking about mowing the grass.

Go to the gym get a better looking body.

Mow the lawn get a better looking lawn.

Both boring as **** to talk about…

 

[Bro D]

Anybody arguing politics in a social setting is most likely a douche canoe

 

[Aardvark86]

Preservation architects.

 

[HawCory]

The HROT expert that comes into every thread acting like they know everything about everything: Politics, sports, food, f*cking, everything, annoying.

I'll freely admit that I don't know more than the average Joe about politics.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Wives (no pic of mine)

 

[ping72]

The dude who talks about how many hours a week he works like it’s a noble/honorable thing to be proud of. 💩

 

[SotaHawk87]

Here’s two for me…

My cousin and her husband own a jewelry/ pawn shop in Cleveland. The handful of times I’ve met her she judged every person and every piece of jewelry they wore the entire time she was there. Has one of those eye glass things at the ready. She will basically tell you that you’re garbage if the trinket you are wearing is not up to her taste and specifications.

A friend of my friend is a longtime employee of Colorado Box beef. Now, picture what I said about my cousin and jewelry above and apply it to meat and him. Any kind of meat you like, you’ve either never had the good kind or have no idea how to prepare it. And if someone besides him is cooking on the grill…oh hell. Look out.

Who you got?

Lol I want to punch both of them

 

[SotaHawk87]

CrossFit dude

HomeSchool mom

Not quite full Home school mom but… I’ve said this for a few years now but the biggest threat to our country is not violent criminals, it’s not insurrectionists, it’s not cops.. it’s white suburban stay at home homes AINEC..

 

[bhawk24bob]

i immediately stop listening when somebody starts talking about using his smoker

 

[ICWestfan]

OP's Mom on the peen's. She thinks 6" is a foot.

I work with a guy that knows EVERYTHING about EVERYTHING. He is on the spectrum.

 

[M&Shawk]

Chishawk1425

 

[UKGrad93]

IT guy that starts going on about networks. Somehow he is also an expert on Costco because he once ate a bag of chips from there.

Otherwise, the Quality Assurance person at work. Somehow she is an expert on ALL things. Because Quality.

 

[brownd7949hawks]

The HROT expert that comes into every thread acting like they know everything about everything: Politics, sports, food, f*cking, everything, annoying.

Could have just says joes place

 

[HawCory]

Could have just says joes place

Surprised this took 36 posts, tbh.

 

[West Duval Nole]

Crossfitters and Vegans!

 

[steelrain]

liberals and conservatives

 

[WhiteSoxClone]

Sweet corn snobs.