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Who's Fatter, Democrats or Republicans?

Nov 28, 2010
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Why does it matter, you may ask. Well . . . there's a new study saying that fatties have a less accurate grasp of reality.

For now we're only talking about physical reality - the ability to judge distance, to be precise. But who's to say it stops there?

Obese people live in altered reality where they can't judge distances accurately, scientists say

Obese people are trapped in an altered reality where distances appear longer, making them less inclined to exercise, scientists have found.

Astonishing new research suggests the world actually appears more daunting to fatter people, in the same way that a hill might seem higher if you were wearing a heavy backpack.

Researchers say that it creates a vicious cycle were those who need to lose weight find it harder to get started.

They even suggest that obese people should wear telescopic glasses to offset the effect.

In a study presented at the American Association for the Advancement of Science in Washington, scientists recruited hundreds of people who shopped at Walmart and asked them to judge the distance of a cone placed on a road 25 metres away.

They found that people who were 9 stone judged the cone to be 15 metres away while those who were 23 stone thought it was 30 metres.


Dr Jessica Witt, associate professor of cognitive psychology at Colorado State University said: “We think that these perceptual biases can create a vicious cycle for people with obesity where they see the world as impossible to navigate.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/sci...udge-distances-accurately-scientists-say.html
 
Quite the large margin. 9 stone is equivalent to ~125 +/- pounds so if they were adults that would have to be damn near all women with the occasional midget or man missing some limbs tossed in.
 
Quite the large margin. 9 stone is equivalent to ~125 +/- pounds so if they were adults that would have to be damn near all women with the occasional midget or man missing some limbs tossed in.

Really, doesn't it matter if you've always been fat or become fat with age?
 
Quite the large margin. 9 stone is equivalent to ~125 +/- pounds so if they were adults that would have to be damn near all women with the occasional midget or man missing some limbs tossed in.
Yeah, I noticed that.

Then again, remember that these are Walmarters.

I never shop at Walmart. Well, actually I ordered something on line from Walmart just a few days ago. But I won't shop there in person. Whatever they have might be contagious. Why take the chance?

Most of them are probably Trump supporters.
 
I bag on Walmart a lot but I have to admit there are two things I can't complain about.
1- they have good fishing equipment and ammo at a reasonable prce.
2- they employ a lot of people who couldn't keep jobs elsewhere.
I would add a number 3 also:
3- shopping there is a cultural experience.
 
Liberal white people tend to be thinner than conservative white people. You know, the skinny hippies and tree hugger types.

But the dems have all the enormous blacks, so it balances out.
 
Yeah, I noticed that.

Then again, remember that these are Walmarters.

I never shop at Walmart. Well, actually I ordered something on line from Walmart just a few days ago. But I won't shop there in person. Whatever they have might be contagious. Why take the chance?

Most of them are probably Trump supporters.

There's that elitism. You do let it slip once in a while.
 
Choosing the fatter American Republican or American Democrat is like choosing the tallest midget or most virtuous hooker.

Question: Who's Fatter: Democrats or Republicans?
Answer: Yes

The tallest midget is 4' 10". Any taller than that and you don't meet the clinical definition of dwarfism.
 
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Makes sense everything seemed farther away when I weighed 50 pounds more. Distance was measured in how much excursion it was going to take to get there.
 
I don't know if it has anything to do with judging distances, but fat black chicks absolutely have a distorted view of reality -- because to a person they all seem to think they are hot as hell.
 
Here, I'll take care of this:

Obviously, Republicans are fatter because they're wealthy rapers of the land who consume everything for only their own good and Democrats are thinner because they give to others and take only what they need because they love the environment.

How'd I do?
 
Here, I'll take care of this:

Obviously, Republicans are fatter because they're wealthy rapers of the land who consume everything for only their own good and Democrats are thinner because they give to others and take only what they need because they love the environment.

How'd I do?

And for the LOW Information folk, here, ACTUALLY Conservatives donate much, much more to
Charity than Lefties.
 
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Obama voter.
 
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