Woodya ever Maria Ho?

[Menace Sockeyes]

What I wouldn’t do to just DATE her. Top 10 ranked women’s poker player and TV poker analyst:

 

[BrunoMars420]

Meh

 

[SHAWKER]

Hell no I wouldn't marry one.

 

[The Tradition]

Wood!!!

 

[QChawks]

 

[torbee]

What I wouldn’t do to just DATE her. Top 10 ranked women’s poker player and TV poker analyst:

Maria Ho?

Fo Sho

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

Maria Ho?

Fo Sho

^ You see, this is how you do it, kids.

 

[ghost80]

She would need a royal flush when I was through with her.

 

[ghost80]

Wood!!!

Wood what? Poke her?

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Wood what? Poke her?

Poker? I just met her.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

I’d let her drop a 7 inch Deuce on my hand if you catch my drift.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

What I wouldn’t do to just DATE her. Top 10 ranked women’s poker player and TV poker analyst:

That's a nice pair of aces she's got there....

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

I'd go all in against her

 

[markfromj]

I’d choose her sister Nasty.

 

[hawkfan0319]

Wood. Even though she may be bluffing at times as to whether she enjoys it.

 

[DrVenkman]

I’d be happy to push in her stool.

 

[Kozisek]

Would not. Looks too much like that annoying bitch on Jersey shore.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

Would not. Looks too much like that annoying bitch on Jersey shore.

The Situation?

 

[Run&Blade]

Unfortunately she would likely know I was bluffing about my sexual abilities.

 

[cidhawkeye]

Mar ia hoe? Already did

 

[ggmditka]

She'd raise me

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

Duh, who wouldn't?

 

[Rifler]

What I wouldn’t do to just DATE her. Top 10 ranked women’s poker player and TV poker analyst:

Love trashy oriental chicks....

 

[torbee]

Duh, who wouldn't?

https://iowa.forums.rivals.com/members/kozisek.36677/

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

https://iowa.forums.rivals.com/members/kozisek.36677/

Deplorable...

 

[GOHOX69]

Maria Ho?

Fo Sho

Pho Sho. See what I did there @torbee

 

[ThamesHawk]

Would not. Looks too much like that annoying bitch on Jersey shore.

 

[Run&Blade]

Her Uncle is Don Ho who rode to fame after an appearance on the Brady Bunch.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

I’d gladly take a bad beat(ing) from her over and over and over again.

 

[millah_22]

Her Uncle is Don Ho who rode to fame after an appearance on the Brady Bunch.

I just googled Don Ho and listened to about 12 seconds of Tiny Bubbles and I'm glad I didn't grow up in that era.

 

[millah_22]

https://iowa.forums.rivals.com/members/kozisek.36677/

He'd watch her fart though.

 

[torbee]

Pho Sho. See what I did there @torbee

 

[McLovin32]

yup

 

[LBoogie28]

Love trashy oriental chicks....

you must be a dinosaur.

 

[GOHOX69]

No racism. I like the dish, pho.

 

[GOHOX69]

Her Uncle is Don Ho who rode to fame after an appearance on the Brady Bunch.

He made Hawaii, Hawaii.

 

[IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life]

What I wouldn’t do to just DATE her. Top 10 ranked women’s poker player and TV poker analyst:

Eh I’ve seen her in Las Vegas. Iowa 7

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

Eh I’ve seen her in Las Vegas. Iowa 7

This is somehow even more nuts than your typical political take.