Work poop question?
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It is water based, it just has staying power. Its cheap too, like $15 for 5 gallons. You can really slam it home, but don't try to pick her up in your arms, you may end up in the hospital. Get a bath mat too. Handles in the shower are not just for old people.
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What exactly are you banging in the shower?
No, you stay seated, but still wipe front to back. You don't pull it to the cheek or leg.
So you pull it up your back instead? Gross. What if you get it on your shirt? What if you hit the toilet seat behind you and then press your back against it?
Sitting just seems like too much can go wrong and is a mess waiting to happen.
Sitting just seems like too much can go wrong and is a mess waiting to happen.
It gets nowhere near your back. You're only cleaning about one square inch.
And you really think it's more risky to be practically seated than in a half squat with pants around your ankles standing on tile????
I think I would get banned. Just another example of PC keeping us down. When Trump gets elected I'll show you my beast every day. LIBERTY!
How uncoordinated are some of you? It doesn't matter how you wipe (although standers are friggin weird), if you're getting shit on your sack/back/shirt, you need practice.
I just took a poop at work. Stood up, 1st wipe was clean, 2nd wipe was clean. Washed my hands and I'm back. I paid specific attention to my cheeks when I stood up. They didn't touch. I'm thinking dingleberries come more from not wiping enough regardless of position. Follow me on twitter @standstowipe. Its NSFW
How? Do you like lean forward to keep the cheeks spread? None of this makes sense to me.
See, this is why it's awkward for someone in the next stall. Maybe this is what got Larry Craig in trouble.
We already have M1 vs. M2, are we going to have different W classifications now too?
I sure hope so.
I sure hope so.
I do the between the legs. Move the sack to the side and go to work. No awkward leaning. I've never once gotten shit on my taint or sack. Again, if this is an issue (no matter your technique), you're doing it wrong.
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C'mon Jerry...the last thing I want to experience during a bowel movement is some dude in an equally compromised position staring me in the eyes.
Christ, Tom. Now all I can imagine is two standing wipers face-to-face trying awkwardly to pretend it's not happening while they do their business.
As an impressionable young man, I witnessed it all in the open-aired stalls of Kinnick Stadium.
You had a completely residue free poo? What do you eat? Or were the clean wipes proof you just aren't hitting the target?
i noticed a stand up wiper today
i could see the top of the guys head (he's about 6'4") above the stall door and I hear the TP unrolling.
so weird.
i could see the top of the guys head (he's about 6'4") above the stall door and I hear the TP unrolling.
so weird.
Wait... this isn’t how sitters do it?
You reach between your legs, around the package, above the water and go front to back? That sounds impossible.
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It would take me aproximately 27 years to get through 5 gallons of lube.It is water based, it just has staying power. Its cheap too, like $15 for 5 gallons. You can really slam it home, but don't try to pick her up in your arms, you may end up in the hospital. Get a bath mat too. Handles in the shower are not just for old people.
This is a really interesting topic. I especially liked the videos posted above. I always considered myself a stander but after thinking about it, what I do is actually much closer to the hover half-squat method others have mentioned. I don’t like sitting because I really dislike the idea of my hand being inside that bowl inches away from everything below. The half-squat crouch position solves this and avoids the other problems mentioned above like the eye contact above the stall and the problem of the butt cheeks smashing together in a full stand. Plus it’s a little bit of extra exercise and every little bit counts. #neverskiplegday
