Would you let your kid sit on Dave's lap?

[millah_22]

Explain

 

[SB_SB]

Put a red hat on him and every christian will allow their kid to do it. And they'll clap and take pictures.

 

[McLovin32]

Dave looks constipated.

 

[TennNole17]

No, but OP can sit on mine

 

[ping72]

Looks like the type of guy who would post hand pictures on this very site.

 

[Moral]

I have a strict no Dave policy for my non-existent children.

 

[Greenway4Prez]

I have a strict no Dave policy for my non-existent children.

They are so invisible mad at you.

 

[DropitlikeitsHawk]

Put a red hat on him and every christian will allow their kid to do it. And they'll clap and take pictures.

Ah yes. The Christian Santa. You fvcking idiot.

 

[millah_22]

Ah yes. The Christian Santa. You fvcking idiot.

Dave is NOT going to like you saying that

 

[BelemNole]

 

[QChawks]

 

[NDallasRuss]

I have a strict no Dave policy for my non-existent children.

Now that's just smart parenting.

 

[DirtyJohns97]

I have a strict no Dave policy for my non-existent children.

 

[swagsurfer02]

Of course, look at this guy

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Dave’s dead bro.

 

[TailgateTom]

Put a red hat on him and every christian will allow their kid to do it. And they'll clap and take pictures.

Lmaoooooo I seriously thought you were talking about a MAGA hat 😂

 

[Fan In Black]

 

[alaskanseminole]

 

[SB_SB]

Ah yes. The Christian Santa. You fvcking idiot.

I guess I hit a christian nerve. i think you need to go to confession for that language.

 

[SB_SB]

Lmaoooooo I seriously thought you were talking about a MAGA hat 😂

Didn't think about that but there's probably a few of those people as well.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Dave is NOT going to like you saying that

Pretty sure he's a big time atheist.

 

[millah_22]

Pretty sure he's a big time atheist.

Santa or Dave?

 

[Colonoscopy]

Santa or Dave?

Dave. I think Santa waterboards his elves

 

[millah_22]

Dave. I think Santa waterboards his elves

Would that make Santa religious?

 

[millah_22]

Side question, could Santa run Guantanamo Bay as smoothly as the north pole?

 

[jonesy5960]

Who's Dave?

 

[Colonoscopy]

Side question, could Santa run Guantanamo Bay as smoothly as the north pole?

I went to high school and ate blocks of cheese every day with a man(s) that knew him Santa. Long story short... YES. Always been an overactive sociopath. Guacamole Bay wouldn't stand a chancee.

 

[millah_22]

Who's Dave?

You should know.

 

[DropitlikeitsHawk]

I guess I hit a christian nerve. i think you need to go to confession for that language.

I’m not. At all.

 

[SB_SB]

I’m not. At all.

I see you've maybe calmed down. I'm not really sure why you were so mad in your last post but for some reason you were.

 

[DropitlikeitsHawk]

I was and still am calling you an idiot for saying Santa has anything to do with Christianity. That hasn’t changed.

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Not a chance. I worked with Dave until he passed out at work and fell off the stool he was sitting on.
Never saw Dave again after that.

 

[alaskanseminole]

 

[ATLNole1]

I know Dave and that's not Dave.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Die.

 

[SB_SB]

I was and still am calling you an idiot for saying Santa has anything to do with Christianity. That hasn’t changed.

Do you think Santa has anything to do with Christmas? Do you think Christmas has anything to do with Christians? That's really funny that you think there's no correlation between Santa and Christians.

 

[alaskanseminole]

I was and still am calling you an idiot for saying Santa has anything to do with Christianity. That hasn’t changed.

Well, the origins of Santa Claus can be traced back to Saint Nicholas, a Christian saint who lived in the 4th century in the area now known as Turkey. So there's that.