Think of the one food you love. Would you rather eat that every day, but have explosive diarrhea until your butt is red and raw? Or would you rather eat the 1 food you f*cking hate in the entire world, but you never have diarrhea again. Just nice 1 wipe poops.
Would you rather?
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What a dumb question, of course Ill take massive dumps on your wifes’ chest after eating tacos
im not talking dumps. I'm talking loud gurgles, deafening misting farts (aka SHARTS), spray paint shits followed by spray can sized craps. An absolute mess every time you eat.
First Choice.
Diarrhea is no big deal, sometimes comical, sometimes even awe inspiring.
Gagging on bad food and feeling of nausea is just the worst.
Diarrhea is no big deal, sometimes comical, sometimes even awe inspiring.
Gagging on bad food and feeling of nausea is just the worst.
I hate to break it to you, but non diarrhea shits often require more than one wipe. I about have to be constipated pooping out granite ghost turd pebbles to get away with one wipe.
me when i have to shit at work with their abomination of what they call TP
Everyone on the board agrees- a portable shower and enjoying a meal is better than a portable bucket and hating it.
Son, wth have you gotten yourself into? I had you trained, prepped, and greased for a fight last night then you change when competition doesn’t show up.
I did. Didn’t enjoy it, but let’s just say his shorts went from a 30 to 36 very quickly.
My butt went crazy on my man! Pussy chickened out. You were a good teacher!
I would take the explosive diarrhea.
Pro’s
1. Excellent tasty food all the time
2. Can claim the unique explosive diarrhea as a disability requiring accommodation from my employer so I can always work remote and only have to work probably 1 hr a day since the rest of the time will be spent pooping on the company dime. Rest of the time will be on HORT on the john posting and reading total nonsense.
Con’s
1. Chapped ass (but OP Mom’s tongue will always be there to soothe me).
Might want to get the old tailpipe checked out and not by that young cna you’ve been eyeing, I don’t care how good looking he is.
Yeah I think Martin wrote the book on it, it’s called Fire and Blood and it’s all a metaphor for pooping.
Are people gd nuts? It's option 2. You'll wind up hating even your favorite food if you have to eat it all the time. And you'll eventually get used to the horrible food. Eventually both dishes will become a chore, being only eaten for fuel. So give me that one wiper!
OK, I'll answer the poll since you aren't getting the satisfaction of your normal threads.
I'd eat the food I love and deal with the shit. In my scenario, I assume I feel fine before and after and therefore don't want to eat crap.
When I have had bad constipation, I literally get sick. Fever, chills, miserable. Time for a good poop stick.
