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You beat Boston College, wow.

MaidenA2 said:
Geezus, why don't you guys relax, huh? My post was tongue in cheek, no need to get a riled up about it. I didn't mean to incite a riot. Quit acting like your program is as relevant as the B1G three: Michigan St, osu and penn state. Really, no one really pays attention to Iowa. Sorry but this is fact. Michigan's bad season is Iowa's great season. I mean, really, do Iowa fan really think their team is NC material every year? Quit being delusional.

"Frat boys?" Nice cheap shot pal, at least I'm having a great time and bonding with bros that will be part of my life long after college.



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I noticed you left out the (St) so I corrected that for you.
 
Man, I’m pretty sure Nebraska fan just catfished you guys. No way this is actually a Michigan frat tard. Damn you Debbie fan!
 
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MaidenA2 said:
Geezus, why don't you guys relax, huh? My post was tongue in cheek, no need to get a riled up about it. I didn't mean to incite a riot. Quit acting like your program is as relevant as the B1G three: Michigan, osu and penn state. Really, no one really pays attention to Iowa. Sorry but this is fact. Michigan's bad season is Iowa's great season. I mean, really, do Iowa fan really think their team is NC material every year? Quit being delusional.

"Frat boys?" Nice cheap shot pal, at least I'm having a great time and bonding with bros that will be part of my life long after college.



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Congratulations on bonding with your "bros." When I went to college, I didn't have to pay to make friends.

Yes, Iowa is not a blue blood program or national championship material . Since you will find somewhere close to zero Iowa fans on here claiming otherwise, I see little point to your inane diatribe beyond your apparent need for a self esteem boost. Additionally, the fact you claim Iowa fans are delusional in the same paragraph that you assert Michigan is currently part of the "Big 3" demonstrates you've either been been in a coma since 2007 or have Down syndrome. Perhaps you were just speaking "tongue-in-cheek" again? :rolleyes:

The other irony in your laughable pursuit of aggrandizement and Maslow's stage of self-actualization, is you came to an Iowa board--a place you deem to be irrelevant--to achieve that. Let me guess--too pussy to show up on the Ohio State or Michigan State board, frat boy? Btw, when is the last time Michigan beat lowly Iowa in football? You would think a team part of the "Big 3" would be doing better than 1-6 over the last ten years.

Nothing personal, but therapy or penis augmentation surgery would probably be more beneficial for you than posting garbage on an Iowa message board. ;)
 
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MaidenA2 said:
Iowa should be very proud. I guess your football team is relevant again.

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Classy post, Navy. I expected more from the Armed Forces, and would have thanked for your military service had you not posted this garbage. It's funny how some of you guys like to stereotype fraternities. I mean, yeah, the parties and hooking up with hot coeds is all good, but it's far beyond all that when it comes to joining a fraternity. In short, being in a fraternity builds your character and lasting friendship.

You guys sound very bitter and jealous. Which equates to no class. I'm sorry the Michigan name intimidates you.
 
MaidenA2 said:
Classy post, Navy. I expected more from the Armed Forces, and would have thanked for your military service had you not posted this garbage. It's funny how some of you guys like to stereotype fraternities. I mean, yeah, the parties and hooking up with hot coeds is all good, but it's far beyond all that when it comes to joining a fraternity. In short, being in a fraternity builds your character and lasting friendship.

You guys sound very bitter and jealous. Which equates to no class. I'm sorry the Michigan name intimidates you.
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Hahaha, here's you and your buddies at the frat house...

 
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MaidenA2 said:
Classy post, Navy. I expected more from the Armed Forces, and would have thanked for your military service had you not posted this garbage. It's funny how some of you guys like to stereotype fraternities. I mean, yeah, the parties and hooking up with hot coeds is all good, but it's far beyond all that when it comes to joining a fraternity. In short, being in a fraternity builds your character and lasting friendship.

You guys sound very bitter and jealous. Which equates to no class. I'm sorry the Michigan name intimidates you.
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By "hooking up with coeds" do you mean when you get it from behind from your frat bros?
 
MaidenA2 said:
Classy post, Navy. I expected more from the Armed Forces, and would have thanked for your military service had you not posted this garbage. It's funny how some of you guys like to stereotype fraternities. I mean, yeah, the parties and hooking up with hot coeds is all good, but it's far beyond all that when it comes to joining a fraternity. In short, being in a fraternity builds your character and lasting friendship.

You guys sound very bitter and jealous. Which equates to no class. I'm sorry the Michigan name intimidates you.
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Lol, yeah, I bet all the hottest coeds on UM's campus can't wait to jump in bed with you. :rolleyes:

Given your performance on this board and obvious need for attention, I'm guessing the closest thing you've ever gotten to ass is poking your finger through the toilet paper. Good luck, Shermanator. LMAO.

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As a fraternity member, this thread makes me sad. That said: Screw Ann Arbor and the horse she rode in on.
 
Well there is that 3rd bathroom thing, back in the day when I was stationed at Schofield barracks the locals had a name for it a Mahu . Maybe that is what dudes bonding with, Is that correct Son of Mulva?
 
MaidenA2 said:
Classy post, Navy. I expected more from the Armed Forces, and would have thanked for your military service had you not posted this garbage. It's funny how some of you guys like to stereotype fraternities. I mean, yeah, the parties and hooking up with hot coeds is all good, but it's far beyond all that when it comes to joining a fraternity. In short, being in a fraternity builds your character and lasting friendship.

You guys sound very bitter and jealous. Which equates to no class. I'm sorry the Michigan name intimidates you.
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So you post stereotypical douchebag frat holiday card photo, then complain about being stereotyped. On top of that you shovel on some smack about Iowa who your team can't seem to beat. Good luck in life.
 
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Now quit picking on the Michigan people. They have a proud program and are a little butt hurt at Iowa. I mean us Iowans don't have any talent or speed or football skills. Also, they can't remember beating us in a game that was nationally relevant. It's no wonder they have some fans acting like Nebsters. (see Huskers in 3 years)
 
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We tailgated with some pretty cool Michigan peeps last season when they were in I.C. Had some good fun before the game and then after the game they were good sports, really cool fans. But I remember on our walk back from Kinnick seeing this Michigan guy crying and screaming about no playoffs and your QB getting knocked out and his girlfriend or wife or whatever trying to console him, but he just wasn't having it. Something tells me that guy was you.
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He was the QB’s girlfriend? I can buy that.
 
MaidenA2 said:
Geezus, why don't you guys relax, huh? My post was tongue in cheek, no need to get a riled up about it. I didn't mean to incite a riot. Quit acting like your program is as relevant as the B1G three: Michigan, osu and penn state. Really, no one really pays attention to Iowa. Sorry but this is fact. Michigan's bad season is Iowa's great season. I mean, really, do Iowa fan really think their team is NC material every year? Quit being delusional.

"Frat boys?" Nice cheap shot pal, at least I'm having a great time and bonding with bros that will be part of my life long after college.



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you forgot to put the ST. behind michigan. you think you had a NC team this year? a big NO!
 
Classic photo, overwhelmed by the Michigan and frat gear in the photo. Is the op the cat in the upper left corner who looks like he photo bombed and isn't part of the bro world?
 
MaidenA2 said:
You guys are something else. Let me get this out of the way first: You know nothing about joining a fraternity. I'm sorry you missed out or perhaps your school ( non Iowa grads) doesn't have a Greek system. It's a special social club that you wouldn't understand unless you join ( the secret ritual is sacred that has to be experienced to know the symbolic meaning behind the letters, trust me, it's deeply moving). I got a bid on the first day of rushing; bros and I connected immediately. Too bad you had tobe ignorant without ever going through rushing a fraternity. I'm sure you are envious and perhaps resentful because you either a) missed out or b) got rejected by all fraternities. Seriously, none of you would talk down to me like that in person. I guarantee it.

Anyway, I digress. Again, my post was tongue in cheek and yet some of you feel compelled to lambaste me. I got news for you: Michigan is and always will be relevant. We are what helps generate huge revenue for the NCAA.

Until Iowa puts a string of 10 plus wins every year, they will always live in the shadows of the elite teams.

I'm going to ask again, why is Nebraska YOUR "rival?" I don't see the logic behind it.

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Hi H8fullgr8. Nice try. How bad will nebby get bent over by us again next year?
 
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QChawks said:
do you own this sweet jacket?

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It's been a while since I've posted, but this should not go unappreciated. The Mulva thread was a thing of beauty, really only comparable in size and stature to the thread about the lady giving bj's in the men's restroom at Minnesota, or possibly GameDayRon.

Actually, wondering if proper response to frat boy is if his dad owns this jacket.

Also, this site went to the shitter when they put HROT behind the pay wall.
 
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