You fellas should be able to come up with a few good one liners about this story from KCRG. A guy was strip searched going into the Linn County Jail and the poor deputy that had to do that dirty job found 109 bags of crack. Makes you wonder how hard he had to dig them all out. Did the guy clench up a little? Force him to take an enema and flush them out? There is one public servant who deserves his pension in my mind.
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