I believe 95.7 percent of all statistics are completely made up.
They say 3% of people use 5% to 6% of their brains
97% use just 3%
And the rest goes down the drain
I'll never know which one I am
But I'll bet you my last dime
99% think we're 3%
100% of the time
They say 65% of all statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4% of people believe 'em
Whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe
But I do know there's no doubt
I need another double-shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about