Dead Last

[Thunderlips71]

Iowa’s O is ranked 131st (out of 131 teams) in total offense at 158 ypg.

The second-worst offense, Colorado St., averages 232.5 ypg so that tells you just how far behind the pack Iowa is.

We had a talented WR named Charlie Jones, and it was like dating Kate Upton. She eventually told us she felt the relationship was stagnating, but loved us and wanted to make it work, and suggested we go out more often for some romance and excitement. We told her we’d rather spend Saturdays sitting on the couch watching C-SPAN, Lawrence Welk, and PBS. She dumped us and is now dating one of our friends. We see he wearing low-cut dresses and looking sexier than ever, having the time of her life. We’re sitting on our asses and asking “how could she dump me like that?”

 

[ChiHawk21]

Wow. That’s incredible.

 

[fezzador]

And the good Captain is A-OK with that.

 

[hawkod]

A real AD would meet with Kirk today and demand he fire Brian and the Oline coach. If the answer is no, then pay off Kirk and promote Woods to head coach. Pay Lavar 2 million less than Kirk and split that between Phil and a real O coordinator. I'm worried some SEC team is going to poach Parker with $1.5 million and the chance to coach D on a national championship contender. Then where would we be?

 

[iasooner2000]

DoOr MaT u in the weakest division in cfb

 

[Lumas Etima]

There is no circumstance in which being this bad on offense is acceptable.

Yes, we know Iowa is never going to be a high-octane offense under KFz. And I am fine with that. And yes, we have been hit hard by injuries and attrition, so we might not have expected this to be a stellar offensive year, even by Iowa’s standards.

But there’s no way we should be this bad. (Especially when all the signs were there last year.) It’s a long season, and I generally believe that coaches deserve to be evaluated over the entirety of a season, so I’m usually not an advocate of in-season changes. But there is plenty of evidence right now that what we are doing on offense is failing badly. Historically bad.

 

[desihawk]

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

There is no circumstance in which being this bad on offense is acceptable.

Yes, we know Iowa is never going to be a high-octane offense under KFz. And I am fine with that. And yes, we have been hit hard by injuries and attrition, so we might not have expected this to be a stellar offensive year, even by Iowa’s standards.

But there’s no way we should be this bad. (Especially when all the signs were there last year.) It’s a long season, and I generally believe that coaches deserve to be evaluated over the entirety of a season, so I’m usually not an advocate of in-season changes. But there is plenty of evidence right now that what we are doing on offense if failing badly. Historically bad.

And KF’s adage, “your record says what you are” should be used after this season as reason to make whole sale changes on the offensive side of the ball.

 

[DrOfBytes]

Hey, Spencer's QB ranking improved after this game! He went from dead last (131/131) up one notch to 130/131. 😏

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(You have to keep hitting "Show More" several times until it loads the bottom of the rankings.)

 

[HealeyBN6]

I was curious...

1973 Iowa Hawkeyes Stats | College Football at Sports-Reference.com

1973 Iowa Hawkeyes Stats

www.sports-reference.com

 

[DewHawk]

The color guy on Nebraska game sounded like he said Iowa's offense was from the 1800s.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

And the good Captain is A-OK with that.

He just doesn't give a f*** about that stuff no matter how true it is.

 

[brewhawk23]

Just got to clean some things up and we’ll be averaging 200yd per game in no time!
I mean, that’s football! The team has had a couple good weeks of practice just not translating to the field.
I’m sure it will go something like this. No need of mention the nepotism that is ruining this team.

 

[cidhawkeye]

Hey, Spencer's QB ranking improved after this game! He went from dead last (131/131) up one notch to 130/131. 😏

2023 College Football Season Leaders Total QBR | ESPN

Visit ESPN to view College Football Total QBR for the current and previous seasons

www.espn.com

(You have to keep hitting "Show More" several times until it loads the bottom of the rankings.)

To be fair the #131 guy hasn’t taken every f’n snap like Petras

 

[isuisshit]

I was just about to post this. We did it boys! It took a lot of hard work and dedication but it's finally paid off. It's not easy to be dead last

 

[A21408t]

DoOr MaT u in the weakest division in cfb

Derp said the dipshit

 

[iowahaha1]

Well, I hope the players are happy and can just be themselves.

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

Iowa’s O is ranked 131st (out of 131 teams) in total offense at 158 ypg.

The second-worst offense, Colorado St., averages 232.5 ypg so that tells you just how far behind the pack Iowa is.

We had a talented WR named Charlie Jones, and it was like dating Kate Upton. She eventually told us she felt the relationship was stagnating, but loved us and wanted to make it work, and suggested we go out more often for some romance and excitement. We told her we’d rather spend Saturdays sitting on the couch watching C-SPAN, Lawrence Welk, and PBS. She dumped us and is now dating one of our friends. We see he wearing low-cut dresses and looking sexier than ever, having the time of her life. We’re sitting on our asses and asking “how could she dump me like that?”

Who is "he" that is "wearing low-cut dresses and looking sexier than ever"?

 

[obfuscating]

Iowa’s O is ranked 131st (out of 131 teams) in total offense at 158 ypg.

The second-worst offense, Colorado St., averages 232.5 ypg so that tells you just how far behind the pack Iowa is.

We had a talented WR named Charlie Jones, and it was like dating Kate Upton. She eventually told us she felt the relationship was stagnating, but loved us and wanted to make it work, and suggested we go out more often for some romance and excitement. We told her we’d rather spend Saturdays sitting on the couch watching C-SPAN, Lawrence Welk, and PBS. She dumped us and is now dating one of our friends. We see he wearing low-cut dresses and looking sexier than ever, having the time of her life. We’re sitting on our asses and asking “how could she dump me like that?”

We just haven't seen enough of this shite show, ANY OTHER P5 school would have fired their OC last year, let alone after this weekend.

 

[Buffhawk]

Yes, we know Iowa is never going to be a high-octane offense under KFz. And I am fine with that. And yes, we have been hit hard by injuries and attrition, so we might not have expected this to be a stellar offensive year, even by Iowa’s standards.

But there’s no way we should be this bad. (Especially when all the signs were there last year.) It’s a long season, and I generally believe that coaches deserve to be evaluated over the entirety of a season, so I’m usually not an advocate of in-season changes. But there is plenty of evidence right now that what we are doing on offense is failing badly. Historically bad.
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But according to some on here, just because we won the BIG West last year, everything is ok!

 

[obfuscating]

To be fair the #131 guy hasn’t taken every f’n snap like Petras

I called that.

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

A real AD would meet with Kirk today and demand he fire Brian...

Except BF reports to GB. And of course, GB reports to KF.

 

[Irvin 88]

Iowa’s O is ranked 131st (out of 131 teams) in total offense at 158 ypg.

The second-worst offense, Colorado St., averages 232.5 ypg so that tells you just how far behind the pack Iowa is.

We had a talented WR named Charlie Jones, and it was like dating Kate Upton. She eventually told us she felt the relationship was stagnating, but loved us and wanted to make it work, and suggested we go out more often for some romance and excitement. We told her we’d rather spend Saturdays sitting on the couch watching C-SPAN, Lawrence Welk, and PBS. She dumped us and is now dating one of our friends. We see he wearing low-cut dresses and looking sexier than ever, having the time of her life. We’re sitting on our asses and asking “how could she dump me like that?”

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Post of the day

 

[oldnewkirk.0]

Iowa’s O is ranked 131st (out of 131 teams) in total offense at 158 ypg.

The second-worst offense, Colorado St., averages 232.5 ypg so that tells you just how far behind the pack Iowa is.

We had a talented WR named Charlie Jones, and it was like dating Kate Upton. She eventually told us she felt the relationship was stagnating, but loved us and wanted to make it work, and suggested we go out more often for some romance and excitement. We told her we’d rather spend Saturdays sitting on the couch watching C-SPAN, Lawrence Welk, and PBS. She dumped us and is now dating one of our friends. We see he wearing low-cut dresses and looking sexier than ever, having the time of her life. We’re sitting on our asses and asking “how could she dump me like that?”

Sure do miss Kate Upton, I mean Charlie or whatever

 

[Thunderlips71]

Who is "he" that is "wearing low-cut dresses and looking sexier than ever"?

It’s the 20’s - get with the times!

 

[TRHawkeye145]

@hawkisoaker loving it

 

[HawkLogic]

Last year a lot of us thought it couldn't get worse. Getting to 131 means finally, it can't get worse.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

“ That’s dating. “

 

[grayhair81]

I was curious...

1973 Iowa Hawkeyes Stats | College Football at Sports-Reference.com

1973 Iowa Hawkeyes Stats

www.sports-reference.com

Wow! That team averaged 250 yds per game. This team can only dream of that.

 

[iahawks10]

Derp said the dipshit

Cut him a break. His mom was the Tulsa town whore. He’s obviously the product of that. How they shipped him off to Iowa to hide their disappointment is the real problem.

 

[iahawks10]

@hawkisoaker loving it

Maybe he could share the practice stats with the rest of us. Clearly we’re all missing something.

 

[herkhatescy]

Sure do miss Kate Upton, I mean Charlie or whatever

Now this is the post of the day.

 

[HawkRugged17]

 

[TRHawkeye145]

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Is that good?

 

[QChawks]

Great job hawks!

-Todd Lickliter

 

[TheRealHerky]

Barta just announced Iowa is changing their school colors so SP can wear that red jersey he plays so well in at practice.

 

[MilleGinja]

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Navy has more passing yards this year and they only have 8 completions

 

[amahawk]

Iowa’s O is ranked 131st (out of 131 teams) in total offense at 158 ypg.

The second-worst offense, Colorado St., averages 232.5 ypg so that tells you just how far behind the pack Iowa is.

We had a talented WR named Charlie Jones, and it was like dating Kate Upton. She eventually told us she felt the relationship was stagnating, but loved us and wanted to make it work, and suggested we go out more often for some romance and excitement. We told her we’d rather spend Saturdays sitting on the couch watching C-SPAN, Lawrence Welk, and PBS. She dumped us and is now dating one of our friends. We see he wearing low-cut dresses and looking sexier than ever, having the time of her life. We’re sitting on our asses and asking “how could she dump me like that?”

No surprise.

 

[funnyfletcher]

Petras is 3 for 19 with 2 picks on 3rd downs. Yikes.

 

[kcgolfer]

Nebraska can fire their head coach but our OC who supposedly works for Barta is untouchable??? If Kirk threatens to resign then let him.