You’re nuts....Certifiably nuts!
You stalked me at the bar I was originally at that night. Then you took me out to go bar hopping at other bars. And when I said let’s make babies you acted freaking crazy as shit and ran off.
Clearly you had been burned in the past by other men. If I had the slightest idea how insane you were I would have ignored your calls that night.
Just a suggestion, don’t track guys down at bars that you have never met in person, especially when said stranger has admitted to have been drinking all day and told you a story on a message board 3 days before about his adventures of banging 3 chicks in one day. You know you liked that story, clearly the reason you were quick to seek me out.
And again, the only reason I walked you home was to make sure you made it home safely. As soon as we got to your apartment I said have a good night psycho and walked back to my car, which I could not find since I was new to the area. I then called you to ask where I parked and you wouldn’t answer to let me know because you are a psycho biotch...Total dick move.
And then being the attention psycho person you are, you decided to twist the story as if I was “stalking” you on the way home....not even the truth and you know it. I told you it’s downtown Orlando and walking by yourself is ridiculous, so please don’t flatter yourself thinking I would let you touch my golden penis after acting like that, I was raised better.
You’re a pretentious stuck up attention getting nut case!
That’s why you are still single and why you still like talking about this 7 years later.
You have been enlightened! Now go on and stop asking me questions, I’m not your therapist!
That's a cute story.
First of all, I didn't stalk you at the bar you were originally at. You emailed me telling me where you were, and told me to come meet you for a drink. The bar you were at happened to be directly across the street from my apartment, so against my better judgement, I did.
I didn't take you out to go bar-hopping. If I remember correctly, we drove/walked to one more bar before you started talking about making FSU babies and I was out of there.
No one believed your story about banging 3 girls in one day. And regardless of that story, I wasn't meeting you for a drink with any romantic or physical agenda in mind. Trust me, I wasn't, and I'm still not, interested in your "golden penis."
I wouldn't call what you did "walking me home." That would probably mean you walked next to me. You walked a good 10 feet behind me...still talking about FSU babies. And you're right, I didn't answer your first few phone calls or texts because I didn't care to. I eventually fell asleep and didn't answer your others.
Call me whatever names you need to make you feel better about yourself. Something is obviously bothering you enough to come out of your social media hiatus to verbally attack me on a message board. I'm happy with myself.
For what it's worth, I wasn't still talking about this 7 years later. If you scroll back through this post, I didn't bring it up.
Yea, I am still single, and I am ok with that. I have dated people who haven't been right for me. My ex is currently sitting in jail for physically assaulting me. I have taken a lot of time to myself since then, and I am ok with that.
