Here’s the dealio….We beat Wiscy.

[cmhawks99]

I jokingly mentioned to pistachio I might leave if we beat Wisconsin, we did, and I am…

It seems however that @Here_4_a_Day is staying 🤪

Im going to drop a Lincoln Riley here….

This board has gotten super tiresome even after a win. I’ll be back after the season.

Lincoln Riley….

Yes I get it, if we did this & then that and then more of this, we could fly to the moon.

Lincoln Riley…

See I like this team, I like KF, I don’t love him. In fact I believe Lincoln Riley IS a better coach than him. That will make some of my friends mad, but I believe it.

Yet, that great Coach refuses to field a competitive defense. I’m beginning to wonder if he won’t always field a porous defense. I like this version of team that wins a lot of games way more than I like his version..

And I’m tired of reading in every damn thread how bad our offense is. I told people 100 years ago Ken O’Keefe was the exact offensive coordinator Kirk Ferentz needed….now here we are.

Quite frankly since 1980 I believe there have been like 24 teams that have won the national championship only five of them, Colorado, Georgia Tech, Washington, BYU, and I think someone else haven’t been Blue Bloods.

I am enjoying this team, and I am not going to let a bunch of 20 to 80 year old men constantly say the same damn thing.

Life is actually enjoyable IF, you let it be. I’m going to let it be.

I’ll be back to like few things from time to time, possibly and maybe I’ll be in the b-ball board to give you guys grief for complaining about Fran and his defense 🤪 seriously you can’t make this shit up. If it was a movie, nobody would believe it.

The schedule isn’t great but for the people who rate such things it’s better than gets bandied about in here.

I’m going to enjoy this team for awhile. Life’s to short!

Lincoln Riley…..

 

[Here_4_a_Day]

I jokingly mentioned to pistachio I might leave if we beat Wisconsin, we did, and I am…

It seems however that @Here_4_a_Day is staying 🤪

Im going to drop a Lincoln Riley here….

This board has gotten super tiresome even after a win. I’ll be back after the season.

Lincoln Riley….

Yes I get it, if we did this & then that and then more of this, we could fly to the moon.

Lincoln Riley…

See I like this team, I like KF, I don’t love him. In fact I believe Lincoln Riley IS a better coach than him. That will make some of my friends mad, but I believe it.

Yet, that great Coach refuses to field a competitive defense. I’m beginning to wonder if he won’t always field a porous defense. I like this version of team that wins a lot of games way more than I like his version..

And I’m tired of reading in every damn thread how bad our offense is. I told people 100 years ago Ken O’Keefe was the exact offensive coordinator Kirk Ferentz needed….now here we are.

Quite frankly since 1980 I believe there have been like 24 teams that have won the national championship only five of them, Colorado, Georgia Tech, Washington, BYU, and I think someone else haven’t been Blue Bloods.

I am enjoying this team, and I am not going to let a bunch of 20 to 80 year old men constantly say the same damn thing.

Life is actually enjoyable IF, you let it be. I’m going to let it be.

I’ll be back to like few things from time to time, possibly and maybe I’ll be in the b-ball board to give you guys grief for complaining about Fran and his defense 🤪 seriously you can’t make this shit up. If it was a movie, nobody would believe it.

The schedule isn’t great but for the people who rate such things it’s better than gets bandied about in here.

I’m going to enjoy this team for awhile. Life’s to short!

Lincoln Riley…..

But you're still here like the attention whore dunce that you are, no?!

 

[myteamcanbeatupyourteam]

 

[Hawk_4shur]

You're leaving?

C'mon! We need sensible people here!

 

[TRHawkeye145]

I jokingly mentioned to pistachio I might leave if we beat Wisconsin, we did, and I am…

It seems however that @Here_4_a_Day is staying 🤪

Im going to drop a Lincoln Riley here….

This board has gotten super tiresome even after a win. I’ll be back after the season.

Lincoln Riley….

Yes I get it, if we did this & then that and then more of this, we could fly to the moon.

Lincoln Riley…

See I like this team, I like KF, I don’t love him. In fact I believe Lincoln Riley IS a better coach than him. That will make some of my friends mad, but I believe it.

Yet, that great Coach refuses to field a competitive defense. I’m beginning to wonder if he won’t always field a porous defense. I like this version of team that wins a lot of games way more than I like his version..

And I’m tired of reading in every damn thread how bad our offense is. I told people 100 years ago Ken O’Keefe was the exact offensive coordinator Kirk Ferentz needed….now here we are.

Quite frankly since 1980 I believe there have been like 24 teams that have won the national championship only five of them, Colorado, Georgia Tech, Washington, BYU, and I think someone else haven’t been Blue Bloods.

I am enjoying this team, and I am not going to let a bunch of 20 to 80 year old men constantly say the same damn thing.

Life is actually enjoyable IF, you let it be. I’m going to let it be.

I’ll be back to like few things from time to time, possibly and maybe I’ll be in the b-ball board to give you guys grief for complaining about Fran and his defense 🤪 seriously you can’t make this shit up. If it was a movie, nobody would believe it.

The schedule isn’t great but for the people who rate such things it’s better than gets bandied about in here.

I’m going to enjoy this team for awhile. Life’s to short!

Lincoln Riley…..

Dear Diary...

 

[QChawks]

 

[Here_4_a_Day]

He's busy with his new business >

 

[Gonzo Bloor]

I think BF just got us another 3 yards on 6 possessions.

 

[Here_4_a_Day]

I jokingly mentioned to pistachio I might leave if we beat Wisconsin, we did, and I am…

It seems however that @Here_4_a_Day is staying 🤪

Im going to drop a Lincoln Riley here….

This board has gotten super tiresome even after a win. I’ll be back after the season.

Lincoln Riley….

Yes I get it, if we did this & then that and then more of this, we could fly to the moon.

Lincoln Riley…

See I like this team, I like KF, I don’t love him. In fact I believe Lincoln Riley IS a better coach than him. That will make some of my friends mad, but I believe it.

Yet, that great Coach refuses to field a competitive defense. I’m beginning to wonder if he won’t always field a porous defense. I like this version of team that wins a lot of games way more than I like his version..

And I’m tired of reading in every damn thread how bad our offense is. I told people 100 years ago Ken O’Keefe was the exact offensive coordinator Kirk Ferentz needed….now here we are.

Quite frankly since 1980 I believe there have been like 24 teams that have won the national championship only five of them, Colorado, Georgia Tech, Washington, BYU, and I think someone else haven’t been Blue Bloods.

I am enjoying this team, and I am not going to let a bunch of 20 to 80 year old men constantly say the same damn thing.

Life is actually enjoyable IF, you let it be. I’m going to let it be.

I’ll be back to like few things from time to time, possibly and maybe I’ll be in the b-ball board to give you guys grief for complaining about Fran and his defense 🤪 seriously you can’t make this shit up. If it was a movie, nobody would believe it.

The schedule isn’t great but for the people who rate such things it’s better than gets bandied about in here.

I’m going to enjoy this team for awhile. Life’s to short!

Lincoln Riley…..

I'll make a deal with you! When $BriBucks has a 500 yard offensive performance in a game, you can immediately be reinstated and I'll leave until 2024 season--though I reserve the right to still piss off the retards on HROT.

 

[myteamcanbeatupyourteam]

I'll make a deal with you! When $BriBucks has a 500 yard offensive performance in a game, you can immediately be reinstated and I'll leave until 2024 season--though I reserve the right to still piss off the retards on HROT.

 

[jonesy5960]

Is he gone? I'm never quite sure WTH he's saying half the time. Something Something Lincoln Riley....

 

[herkhatescy]

But you're still here like the attention whore dunce that you are, no?!

Would you leave too?

 

[ICWestfan]

I jokingly mentioned to pistachio I might leave if we beat Wisconsin, we did, and I am…

It seems however that @Here_4_a_Day is staying 🤪

Im going to drop a Lincoln Riley here….

This board has gotten super tiresome even after a win. I’ll be back after the season.

Lincoln Riley….

Yes I get it, if we did this & then that and then more of this, we could fly to the moon.

Lincoln Riley…

See I like this team, I like KF, I don’t love him. In fact I believe Lincoln Riley IS a better coach than him. That will make some of my friends mad, but I believe it.

Yet, that great Coach refuses to field a competitive defense. I’m beginning to wonder if he won’t always field a porous defense. I like this version of team that wins a lot of games way more than I like his version..

And I’m tired of reading in every damn thread how bad our offense is. I told people 100 years ago Ken O’Keefe was the exact offensive coordinator Kirk Ferentz needed….now here we are.

Quite frankly since 1980 I believe there have been like 24 teams that have won the national championship only five of them, Colorado, Georgia Tech, Washington, BYU, and I think someone else haven’t been Blue Bloods.

I am enjoying this team, and I am not going to let a bunch of 20 to 80 year old men constantly say the same damn thing.

Life is actually enjoyable IF, you let it be. I’m going to let it be.

I’ll be back to like few things from time to time, possibly and maybe I’ll be in the b-ball board to give you guys grief for complaining about Fran and his defense 🤪 seriously you can’t make this shit up. If it was a movie, nobody would believe it.

The schedule isn’t great but for the people who rate such things it’s better than gets bandied about in here.

I’m going to enjoy this team for awhile. Life’s to short!

Lincoln Riley…..

 

[pistachio1999]

I'll make a deal with you! When $BriBucks has a 500 yard offensive performance in a game, you can immediately be reinstated and I'll leave until 2024 season--though I reserve the right to still piss off the retards on HROT.

What a loser. Wouldn’t bet and you were sure Iowa was gonna lose to Badgers.

 

[Here_4_a_Day]

What a loser. Wouldn’t bet and you were sure Iowa was gonna lose to Badgers.

Link to sure?

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

I jokingly mentioned to pistachio I might leave if we beat Wisconsin, we did, and I am…

It seems however that @Here_4_a_Day is staying 🤪

Im going to drop a Lincoln Riley here….

This board has gotten super tiresome even after a win. I’ll be back after the season.

Lincoln Riley….

Yes I get it, if we did this & then that and then more of this, we could fly to the moon.

Lincoln Riley…

See I like this team, I like KF, I don’t love him. In fact I believe Lincoln Riley IS a better coach than him. That will make some of my friends mad, but I believe it.

Yet, that great Coach refuses to field a competitive defense. I’m beginning to wonder if he won’t always field a porous defense. I like this version of team that wins a lot of games way more than I like his version..

And I’m tired of reading in every damn thread how bad our offense is. I told people 100 years ago Ken O’Keefe was the exact offensive coordinator Kirk Ferentz needed….now here we are.

Quite frankly since 1980 I believe there have been like 24 teams that have won the national championship only five of them, Colorado, Georgia Tech, Washington, BYU, and I think someone else haven’t been Blue Bloods.

I am enjoying this team, and I am not going to let a bunch of 20 to 80 year old men constantly say the same damn thing.

Life is actually enjoyable IF, you let it be. I’m going to let it be.

I’ll be back to like few things from time to time, possibly and maybe I’ll be in the b-ball board to give you guys grief for complaining about Fran and his defense 🤪 seriously you can’t make this shit up. If it was a movie, nobody would believe it.

The schedule isn’t great but for the people who rate such things it’s better than gets bandied about in here.

I’m going to enjoy this team for awhile. Life’s to short!

Lincoln Riley…..

Tl:dr. Bye!

 

[MeetTheFerentzes]

This is the second thread you’ve started with a drawn-out, self-cathartic post about how you’re leaving this forum. Get outta here, already. Save the commentary for your therapist.

 

[ClarindaA's]

I jokingly mentioned to pistachio I might leave if we beat Wisconsin, we did, and I am…

It seems however that @Here_4_a_Day is staying 🤪

Im going to drop a Lincoln Riley here….

This board has gotten super tiresome even after a win. I’ll be back after the season.

Lincoln Riley….

Yes I get it, if we did this & then that and then more of this, we could fly to the moon.

Lincoln Riley…

See I like this team, I like KF, I don’t love him. In fact I believe Lincoln Riley IS a better coach than him. That will make some of my friends mad, but I believe it.

Yet, that great Coach refuses to field a competitive defense. I’m beginning to wonder if he won’t always field a porous defense. I like this version of team that wins a lot of games way more than I like his version..

And I’m tired of reading in every damn thread how bad our offense is. I told people 100 years ago Ken O’Keefe was the exact offensive coordinator Kirk Ferentz needed….now here we are.

Quite frankly since 1980 I believe there have been like 24 teams that have won the national championship only five of them, Colorado, Georgia Tech, Washington, BYU, and I think someone else haven’t been Blue Bloods.

I am enjoying this team, and I am not going to let a bunch of 20 to 80 year old men constantly say the same damn thing.

Life is actually enjoyable IF, you let it be. I’m going to let it be.

I’ll be back to like few things from time to time, possibly and maybe I’ll be in the b-ball board to give you guys grief for complaining about Fran and his defense 🤪 seriously you can’t make this shit up. If it was a movie, nobody would believe it.

The schedule isn’t great but for the people who rate such things it’s better than gets bandied about in here.

I’m going to enjoy this team for awhile. Life’s to short!

Lincoln Riley…..

Meh. I love that we are winning, almost in a sick way, I want to win , in odd ways.

 

[obfuscating]

N

I jokingly mentioned to pistachio I might leave if we beat Wisconsin, we did, and I am…

It seems however that @Here_4_a_Day is staying 🤪

Im going to drop a Lincoln Riley here….

This board has gotten super tiresome even after a win. I’ll be back after the season.

Lincoln Riley….

Yes I get it, if we did this & then that and then more of this, we could fly to the moon.

Lincoln Riley…

See I like this team, I like KF, I don’t love him. In fact I believe Lincoln Riley IS a better coach than him. That will make some of my friends mad, but I believe it.

Yet, that great Coach refuses to field a competitive defense. I’m beginning to wonder if he won’t always field a porous defense. I like this version of team that wins a lot of games way more than I like his version..

And I’m tired of reading in every damn thread how bad our offense is. I told people 100 years ago Ken O’Keefe was the exact offensive coordinator Kirk Ferentz needed….now here we are.

Quite frankly since 1980 I believe there have been like 24 teams that have won the national championship only five of them, Colorado, Georgia Tech, Washington, BYU, and I think someone else haven’t been Blue Bloods.

I am enjoying this team, and I am not going to let a bunch of 20 to 80 year old men constantly say the same damn thing.

Life is actually enjoyable IF, you let it be. I’m going to let it be.

I’ll be back to like few things from time to time, possibly and maybe I’ll be in the b-ball board to give you guys grief for complaining about Fran and his defense 🤪 seriously you can’t make this shit up. If it was a movie, nobody would believe it.

The schedule isn’t great but for the people who rate such things it’s better than gets bandied about in here.

I’m going to enjoy this team for awhile. Life’s to short!

Lincoln Riley…..

You reading the posts on the offense or any other post is a you problem, noone, NOONE is holding a gun to your head.

 

[obfuscating]

OP is a victim of themselves.

 

[pistachio1999]

This is the second thread you’ve started with a drawn-out, self-cathartic post about how you’re leaving this forum. Get outta here, already. Save the commentary for your therapist.

Yet you come to his thread and read it.

 

[pistachio1999]

At least he doesn’t write about his wiener problems like Slaw does.

 

[cm8124]

 

[Gonzo Bloor]

OP is a victim of themselves.

I think he's going to have a hard time ignoring that bat signal that apparently goes up over his house anytime someone writes a post critical of KF, BF and the Iowa offense. He's usually here within minutes.

 

[TRHawkeye145]

At least he doesn’t write about his wiener problems like Slaw does.

Lol OP liked your post...so it means he really isn't gone. I'm still convinced you both are the same guy

 

[iahawks10]

Lol OP liked your post...so it means he really isn't gone. I'm still convinced you both are the same guy

Did Pistachio throw a mayonnaise jar at his kid’s head too? Because his kid was being a “jack wagon”.

 

[RocknRollface]

This goofball desperately loves the sound of his own voice and doesn't know when to shut up.

 

[luvmyhawks]

Did Pistachio throw a mayonnaise jar at his kid’s head too? Because his kid was being a “jack wagon”.

wait, what?

 

[iahawks10]

wait, what?

All I can say is, I’m super glad I don’t have a camera on me all the time. I threw a mayonnaise jar at one of my kids once and hit him in the head because he was being a jack wagon… I felt awful, in fact, it was a good lesson in my life.

 

[littlez]

For a guy that try's to say he's pretty laid back and hawkeye football doesn't ruin his life it's pretty weird to admit that you actually threw a mayo jar at your son.

 

[MeetTheFerentzes]

Yet you come to his thread and read it.

Read a few sentences, then couldn’t take it anymore as usual. Sorry you’re losing your best friend from here.

 

[RocknRollface]

For a guy that try's to say he's pretty laid back and hawkeye football doesn't ruin his life it's pretty weird to admit that you actually threw a mayo jar at your son.

It's all pretty strange with this dude.

 

[obfuscating]

Did Pistachio throw a mayonnaise jar at his kid’s head too? Because his kid was being a “jack wagon”.

Speaking of Mayo - do you all use Mayo or butter for your grilled cheese?

 

[iahawks10]

Speaking of Mayo - do you all use Mayo or butter for your grilled cheese?

Butter for grilled cheese, fried egg sandwiches.

Mayo for Philly’s, BLT’s.

 

[nu2u]

I’ll be back to like few things from time to time ……

Define “few” ….. and “time to time” could mean just about anything.

 

[jonesy5960]

Define “few” ….. and “time to time” could mean just about anything.

It's really not that hard to understand. Let me translate for you. What he meant was that he had a doctor appointment in the morning but that he'd be back that afternoon or evening.