Human Centipede Situation

[millah_22]

So you fall asleep in a daze while watching the SOTU and wake up in a dirty labrtory. The doc says you've signed away your rights to being in a human centiped, but at least he's gracious enough to let you choose who you want to be in front of and be behind but unfortunately for you, you're stuck in the middle. Which are you choosing?

 

[millah_22]

If you say neither you are sedated and having your mouth connected to George Santos's anus.

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

Not sure this is a trick question but I went with AOC in front because she's hot.

 

[cheeselog8]

I'd prefer to munch AOC and shit on MTG. Thanks for asking.

 

[millah_22]

I'd prefer to munch AOC and shit on MTG. Thanks for asking.

you're not munching because your mouth is literally stitched to her b-hole.

 

[millah_22]

Not sure this is a trick question but I went with AOC in front because she's hot.

they're both hot

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

they're both hot

GTFO

 

[FlickShagwell]

The bill of MTG’s stupid hat and her leathery face will likely chafe AOC’s gorgeous backside, but at least AOC won’t have to eat MTG’s second hand pork rinds and Golden Corale.

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

If you say neither you are sedated and having your mouth connected to George Santos's anus.

Why in the F would you want MTG in front?

 

[alaskanseminole]

So @millah_22 is a @Colonoscopy alt handle? I didn't figure it out until now.

 

[millah_22]

The bill of MTG’s stupid hat and her leathery face will likely chafe AOC’s gorgeous backside, but at least AOC won’t have to eat MTG’s second hand pork rinds and Golden Corale.

in no situation are AOC and MTC connected to each other. You are always in the middle.

 

[JMNSHO]

you're not munching because your mouth is literally stitched to her b-hole.

I’ve always had only a vague idea of what the human centipede was. Now that you have provided me with greater detail, I miss the days of the vague idea.

 

[millah_22]

So @millah_22 is a @Colonoscopy alt handle? I didn't figure it out until now.

As well as @Huey Grey and a couple others i think.

 

[millah_22]

Why in the F would you want MTG in front?

She eats more whole foods.

 

[hydro2.0]

they're both hot

I would totally smash MGT but we all know AOC is way hotter.

As for your question stitch me up to that AOC anus.

 

[SoProudNole]

Such a stupid f$%&ing thread.

 

[Scott559]

they're both hot

 

[cheeselog8]

you're not munching because your mouth is literally stitched to her b-hole.

Even better.

 

[millah_22]

Such a stupid f$%&ing thread.

you're not wrong.

 

[ping72]

I’d love to have my mouth on AOC’s starfish.

I’d also love to shit in MTG’s mouth. And she has a humongous mouth, so I’m pretty sure she would take it all.

Easy choice.

 

[alaskanseminole]

Such a stupid f$%&ing thread.

 

[Moral]

I would rather listen to AOC than MTG. So AOC in front is my answer. I refuse to listen to MTG talk about CrossFit.

 

[JWolf74]

I’d love to have my mouth on AOC’s starfish.

I’d also love to shit in MTG’s mouth. And she has a humongous mouth, so I’m pretty sure she would take it all.

Easy choice.

+1. Not even challenging, really.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

It’s a tougher question than it seems.

From a sexual perspective you know you’d rather AOC up in the front. But because you are turd catching, you gotta think that all the Mexican food and vegan bird seed you’re gonna be scarfing down is not as pleasant on the digestive tract as the beef ribs and hush puppies that you’ll be getting from MTG.

Damn. Good question.

 

[Moral]

It’s a tougher question than it seems.

From a sexual perspective you know you’d rather AOC up in the front. But because you are turd catching, you gotta think that all the Mexican food and vegan bird seed you’re gonna be scarfing down is not as pleasant on the digestive tract as the beef ribs and hush puppies that you’ll be getting from MTG.

Damn. Good question.

So you think you are all going about your lives together in this situation?

You need to go watch Human Centipede and then give your answer again.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

So you think you are all going about your lives together in this situation?

You need to go watch Human Centipede and then give your answer again.

I’m going off the South Park edition. And that’s my right to do so.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

they're both hot

Little early to be hitting the sauce?

 

[TJ8869]

No option for Nancy? This poll sucks.

 

[Sharky1203]

So you fall asleep in a daze while watching the SOTU and wake up in a dirty labrtory. The doc says you've signed away your rights to being in a human centiped, but at least he's gracious enough to let you choose who you want to be in front of and be behind but unfortunately for you, you're stuck in the middle. Which are you choosing?

Before I answer, is the one in back pegging? Because that makes a huge difference in my decision.

 

[jawatkins]

Can’t I just be in the front and request an all Mexican food diet

 

[WisestIowan]

I am confused internally on this one.

Obviously, AOC is much more attractive but she seems like she might be the kind to have an abnormally hairy shame cave/death star area.

I can see MTG being a clean shaven or at least well manicured hit slit/brown eye area which would be better in the front.

But... on the other hand, AOC is much more physically attractive than MTG.

I dunno.

 

[millah_22]

Can’t I just be in the front and request an all Mexican food diet

no, and if you ask again you're getting George Santos' asshole.

 

[millah_22]

No option for Nancy? This poll sucks.

my mouth has been attached to those milkers all day.

 

[jawatkins]

no, and if you ask again you're getting George Santos' asshole.

Welp, looks like I’m getting mexican

 

[millah_22]

I am confused internally on this one.

Obviously, AOC is much more attractive but she seems like she might be the kind to have an abnormally hairy shame cave/death star area.

I can see MTG being a clean shaven or at least well manicured hit slit/brown eye area which would be better in the front.

But... on the other hand, AOC is much more physically attractive than MTG.

I dunno.

in a few months (if you live that long), you'll all have hairy shame caves.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I'm jumping off a cliff

 

[Moral]

I'm jumping off a cliff

I hope you landed safely.

 

[artradley]

they're both hot

Delete your account

 

[millah_22]

I'm jumping off a cliff

sorry but in this nightmare you'll be resuscitated and connected to George Santos's butthole.

 

[Moral]

sorry but in this nightmare you'll be resuscitated and connected to George Santos's butthole.

What a horrible shituation.