Human Centipede Situation

[McLovin32]

I'd prefer to munch AOC and shit on MTG. Thanks for asking.

This is the correct answer.

 

[millah_22]

What a horrible shituation.

I said it in post 2. he chose his fate.

 

[McLovin32]

 

[Jimmy McGill]

sorry but in this nightmare you'll be resuscitated and connected to George Santos's butthole.

Can I have a machete?

 

[millah_22]

Can I have a machete?

Sure if you can wrestle it out of MTG's hands.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Sure if you can wrestle it out of MTG's hands.

That shouldn't be a problem. I'll go buy some colonoscopy prep. She won't last long.

 

[millah_22]

That shouldn't be a problem. I'll go buy some colonoscopy prep. She won't last long.

you seem to think MTG hasn't been microdosing shit for decades now.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

you seem to think MTG hasn't been microdosing shit for decades now.

But I I'm going to drown her lungs with my loose stools

 

[bdcolt45er]

they're both hot

On a board full of bad opinions this might be the worst. AOC is hot. That other bitch looks like Lee Corso with long hair.

 

[millah_22]

On a board full of bad opinions this might be the worst. AOC is hot. That other bitch looks like Lee Corso with long hair.

not so fast my friend....✏️ ... that's my kink

 

[Jan Itor]

The bill of MTG’s stupid hat and her leathery face will likely chafe AOC’s gorgeous backside, but at least AOC won’t have to eat MTG’s second hand pork rinds and Golden Corale.

You lost? You’re in the middle dipshit.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

You lost? You’re in the middle dipshit.

Perhaps he just wants to eat MTG's shite?

 

[BlIIlken2]

 

[millah_22]

Bro I just know you want to hook your mouth up to AOCs ass, gobble down some fermented grass seed, and just pound number 2s down MTGs throat.