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I got a whole vasectomy today

I know she didn’t cheat on me.. she promised
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All good here. After my vasectomy I was supposed to go hang with the friend crew but I never show. Friend get nervous and call cops and say where is moral never show after medical procedure. The police say you no worry moral meet many hot womens after vasectomy and is do sex into them but not giving any pregnancies and is doing good evacuations too. The friends say oh no more worry than and thank you police.

Bro I hate to tell you this but you are still shooting out some swimmers a few days post operation, congrats on the new child support payments you have coming your way in 9 months!
 
Bro I hate to tell you this but you are still shooting out some swimmers a few days post operation, congrats on the new child support payments you have coming your way in 9 months!

I had to do four months of return visits before I got the thumbs up with mine,... always assume that a gun is loaded until it's been 100% confirmed otherwise....
 
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I don't know how you could say that. I have made it very clear on these forums that I often have sexy time with many attractive womans and for such long durations that my friends are call the cops but the cops say no worry anymore.

I also plan to follow your lead and snip my boys when I am done mating with my wife. Preferably around NCAA tournament time and when it is legal to bet on sports in Iowa
 
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