Inauguration moved inside.

[sabula]

Apparently the candy ass wimp Bonespurs can't take the cold. Gotta move the festivities inside. I guess that happens when you get so old. Maybe he'll have a shawl and blanket on, even inside, so he can make it thru the ceremony. He's a wimp... no wonder he dodged the draft. He'd never have made it in the military. So sad.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

How Beta

 

[QChawks]

wanted to avoid the embarrassment of the small crowds

 

[HawkMachine]

Reduces the chances of getting shot.

 

[Champ_Kind_whammy]

I wet my pants every time Andrew Tate's name is mentioned.

 

[BonzoFury]

Reduces the chances of getting shot.

I was about to post a poll on the chances of an assassination attempt. This kinda ruins that.

 

[QChawks]

Reduces the chances of getting shot.

 

[Moral]

I was about to post a poll on the chances of an assassination attempt. This kinda ruins that.

Hate to see a good poll opportunity lost.

 

[Chishawk1425]

 

[lonestar50]

Great. A built in excuse why the crowd is small. If it was outside it would be the largest inauguration in history. Barely beating out his last inauguration. I can hear it now.

 

[torbee]

wanted to avoid the embarrassment of the small crowds

Guessing this is the real reason.

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

I thought Trump was a macho manly dude. Now he's wimping out cause it might be cold.

 

[MitchLL]

Great. A built in excuse why the crowd is small. If it was outside it would be the largest inauguration in history. Barely beating out his last inauguration. I can hear it now.

Many people are saying this!

 

[Moral]

Hope there is enough room inside for Elon to get his sick jumps happening.

 

[Randon]

Apparently the candy ass wimp Bonespurs can't take the cold. Gotta move the festivities inside. I guess that happens when you get so old. Maybe he'll have a shawl and blanket on, even inside, so he can make it thru the ceremony. He's a wimp... no wonder he dodged the draft. He'd never have made it in the military. So sad.

It's not so much the cold temp but rather the predicted high winds that Trump is concerned about messing up his hair.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Also probably worried that the glue won't keep his hair piece on

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

So the regular inauguration has only been held indoors twice. (Extraordinary inaugurations when the president died or resigned are different)

The first time was Taft and that was because there was 10 inches of snow outside.

The second time was Reagan and the windchills that day were -25.

Weather conditions at Trump's inauguration arn't going to be anything close to that bad.

Trump's a pussy. But what do you expect from a guy who skipped out on a ceremony to honor the dead of WW2 because it was raining.

 

[soybean]

How is that candy ass going to stand up to Russia or China?

 

[SeaPA]

The forecast is mostly sunny, low of 15 high of 23. That's cold, but nothing particularly out of the ordinary - people are outside in that frequently. Hell, I'm a Florida boy & I spent last week walking all around Quebec City in temps considerably lower.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

So the regular inauguration has only been held indoors twice. (Extraordinary inaugurations when the president died or resigned are different)

The first time was Taft and that was because there was 10 inches of snow outside.

The second time was Reagan and the windchills that day were -25.

Weather conditions at Trump's inauguration arn't going to be anything close to that bad.

Trump's a pussy. But what do you expect from a guy who skipped out on a ceremony to honor the dead of WW2 because it was raining.

This.

 

[tumorboy]

How is that candy ass going to stand up to Russia or China?

Don’t you mean Canada and Denmark

 

[Aardvark86]

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ok, that's pretty damn funny. like audible laughter funny.

 

[sober_teacher]

Guessing this is the real reason.

It truly wouldn’t surprise me if this ever got leaked.

 

[sober_teacher]

Don’t you mean Canada and Denmark

Why would he need to stand up to the 51st and 52nd states?

 

[Aardvark86]

A family friend owns one of the preeminent "massive projection screen" companies, which is local to DC. (Has done things like World Cup opener parties, Bowie, the Who, Springsteen, etc.). Something tells me his phone may be ringing shortly for a mall hookup.

 

[ericram]

Apparently the candy ass wimp Bonespurs can't take the cold. Gotta move the festivities inside. I guess that happens when you get so old. Maybe he'll have a shawl and blanket on, even inside, so he can make it thru the ceremony. He's a wimp... no wonder he dodged the draft. He'd never have made it in the military. So sad.

Guess it won't be huuge

 

[Huey Grey]

To put this in perspective, elementary kids play in this kind of weather. For fun.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Perhaps his make up doesn't work in the cold......

80,000 Chiefs fans will be in colder temps tomorrow

 

[Aardvark86]

Perhaps his make up doesn't work in the cold......

80,000 Chiefs fans will be in colder temps tomorrow

somewhere, there's gotta be a comedy bit that repurposes the liberty mutual wax figure guy in there...

 

[sabula]

23° and the 'manly man' can't take it? That's downright balmy where real men come from. Real reason? besides being a cold wimp, is his built in, ego saving excuse on the small crowd size that would have wandered in. The 70% of the voting age population that didn't vote for him is getting a chuckle out of the snowflake's cowardice. As is probably half of the 30% that did vote for him.

 

[gohawks50]

To put this in perspective, elementary kids play in this kind of weather. For fun.

I spent 34 years of my life on recess duty in temps like that. Not the most comfortable thing to do, but it certainly would have shortened the speeches!

 

[Herky T Hawk]

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Yeah, how many "tourists" are going to be there that day?

 

[Aardvark86]

I spent 34 years of my life on recess duty in temps like that. Not the most comfortable thing to do, but it certainly would have shortened the speeches!

careful what you wish for fellas. remember the story of aardvark jr, when in 2d grade, they weren't going to let him go to recess without a coat while wearing short sleeves, and he replied "I have the right to bare arms".

 

[ericram]

Perhaps his make up doesn't work in the cold......

80,000 Chiefs fans will be in colder temps tomorrow

Again pussy.

 

[Huey Grey]

Immigrant construction workers work all day in weather like this.

 

[Aardvark86]

This.

it's almost like the opposite of the stories ofthe capitol barber workign on strom thurmond's dye jobs

 

[MitchLL]

Immigrant construction workers work all day in weather like this.

They used to do that.

 

[gohawks50]

careful what you wish for fellas. remember the story of aardvark jr, when in 2d grade, they weren't going to let him go to recess without a coat while wearing short sleeves, and he replied "I have the right to bare arms".

As long as the temperatures weren't dangerous enough for him to get frost bite, I would have let him go outside without his coat. Pretty sure he would have chosen to wear a coat the next recess.

 

[Stoopsbrother]

Apparently the candy ass wimp Bonespurs can't take the cold. Gotta move the festivities inside. I guess that happens when you get so old. Maybe he'll have a shawl and blanket on, even inside, so he can make it thru the ceremony. He's a wimp... no wonder he dodged the draft. He'd never have made it in the military. So sad.

credible security threat is the reason it's being moved inside dipshit.

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

Apparently the candy ass wimp Bonespurs can't take the cold. Gotta move the festivities inside. I guess that happens when you get so old. Maybe he'll have a shawl and blanket on, even inside, so he can make it thru the ceremony. He's a wimp... no wonder he dodged the draft. He'd never have made it in the military. So sad.

You're 100% broken.

And rather than keeping that private, you're sharing it with everyone.

And I'm enjoying it.