Katy Perry gets it

[Tenacious E]

“If I come downstairs and the kitchen is clean, and you’ve done it all,” Katy told Alex Cooper on the Sept. 4 episode of Call Her Daddy, “and you’ve done all the dishes, and you’ve closed all the pantry doors, you better be ready to get your d--k sucked.”

After all, acts of service is her love language. “I mean literally,” she said. “I don’t need a red Ferrari! I can buy a red Ferrari. Just do the f--king dishes! I will suck your d--k! It’s that easy.”

Katy Perry Rewards Orlando Bloom With This Sex Act for Doing Housework

Katy Perry made a NSFW confession about how partner Orlando Bloom doing housework is a big turn on. Here’s what she said on Call Her Daddy.

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[millah_22]

“If I come downstairs and the kitchen is clean, and you’ve done it all,” Katy told Alex Cooper on the Sept. 4 episode of Call Her Daddy, “and you’ve done all the dishes, and you’ve closed all the pantry doors, you better be ready to get your d--k sucked.”

After all, acts of service is her love language. “I mean literally,” she said. “I don’t need a red Ferrari! I can buy a red Ferrari. Just do the f--king dishes! I will suck your d--k! It’s that easy.”

Katy Perry Rewards Orlando Bloom With This Sex Act for Doing Housework

Katy Perry made a NSFW confession about how partner Orlando Bloom doing housework is a big turn on. Here’s what she said on Call Her Daddy.

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Me at Katy Perry's house

 

[QChawks]

 

[JMNSHO]

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I'll do her dishes.

 

[Tenacious E]

FIFY

 

[lucas80]

I would make sure she gets it on a twice daily basis.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I would make sure she gets it on a twice daily basis.

Just keep making dirty dishes that need to be cleaned up....

 

[lucas80]

I'll do her dishes.

I'll let you do her dishes, stuff your corpse in the closet, tell her I did them, and then bang her.
No offense, but if that's what it takes.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I'll let you do her dishes, stuff your corpse in the closet, tell her I did them, and then bang her.
No offense, but if that's what it takes.

Two steps ahead of you. Planned for this. I will have some rabid otters at every entrance to the home. You won't be getting in.

And if you do, I hop in my Delorean and reset the whole situation.

 

[StormHawk42]

A blowjob a day keeps the divorce attorney away

 

[jasonrann]

A blowjob a day keeps the divorce attorney away

Tell that to my wife (no pic).

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

A blowjob a day keeps the divorce attorney away

That's science.

 

[Tenacious E]

A blowjob a day keeps the divorce attorney away

 

[3boysmom]

I'd just hire a housekeeper.

 

[praguehawk]

Tell that to my wife (no pic).

She knows.

 

[Tenacious E]

I'd just hire a housekeeper.

 

[jasonrann]

 

[stillh8unlv]

I'd just hire a housekeeper.

To do which task?

 

[TarponSpringsNole]

I'd just hire a fine ass, well hung housekeeper.

So you’d rather suck a stranger’s dick than your own husband’s? Awwwwww yeah

 

[Jimmy McGill]

So you’d rather suck a stranger’s dick than your own husband’s? Awwwwww yeah

 

[BelemNole]

Damn, have her talk to my wife.

 

[darylhawk]

Always knew I liked Katy for more than just her boobs!

 

[Derekd3408]

A blowjob a day keeps the divorce attorney away

Depends on who's giving/getting the blowjob.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

This is a good reminder about how important it is to discuss love languages early in the relationship.

 

[bagdropper]

Always knew I liked Katy for more than just her boobs!

 

[Jimmy McGill]

This is a good reminder about how important it is to discuss love languages early in the relationship.

That requires both being honest early in the relationship....

 

[Jerome Silberman]

That requires both being honest early in the relationship....

I refuse to believe Orlando Bloom is anything but a straight shooter!

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I refuse to believe Orlando Bloom is anything but a straight shooter!

You don't think he curves his shot?

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Damn, those are some pretty low standards for a Beej. I’m assuming they have a great dishwasher and how hard is it to shut cub boards?

 

[desihawk]

i wonder if katy is one of those hot chicks who has no idea she is hot. that is really hot.

 

[mthawkeyes]

 

[FlickShagwell]

I'd just hire a housekeeper.

oooh, good to have options!

 

[tarheelbybirth]

I'd just hire a housekeeper.

I'd be her housekeeper. The pay's not great...but the fringe benefits....

 

[Tenacious E]

I'd be her housekeeper. The pay's not great...but the fringe benefits....

You mean French benefits.

 

[Tenacious E]

Damn, those are some pretty low standards for a Beej. I’m assuming they have a great dishwasher and how hard is it to shut cub boards?

^^^WOB

 

[Jerome Silberman]

You don't think he curves his shot?

Now I don't know what to think.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Now I don't know what to think.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

i wonder if katy is one of those hot chicks who has no idea she is hot. that is really hot.

 

[Jerome Silberman]