Katy Perry gets it

[drew_hawk]

I must be doing something wrong......when I empty the dishwasher, pick up the kitchen, etc. its usually because:

1) It just needs to be done and I'm not a slob
2) I've already pissed TBW off enough for the day or week, so I'm just trying to save face
3) I intend to casually let her know that I will be going hunting, fishing or golfing this weekend so I am trying to build up some good will credit.

I would imagine if when she came through the door after a day at work and I said "Look honey, I emptied the dishwasher so its time to suck my crank!" that the series of events that occur after that would most definitely NOT lead to me getting my crank sucked.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

life should be like this though, honey I loaded the dishwasher, now it’s time for you to polish my knob. Mow the lawn? Where’s my hummer?! Fill the gas tank? Better be down for a quick roadie! Grill the steaks? I got a juicy one ready for tonsil derby, babe!

 

[drew_hawk]

life should be like this though, honey I loaded the dishwasher, now it’s time for you to polish my knob. Mow the lawn? Where’s my hummer?! Fill the gas tank? Better be down for a quick roadie! Grill the steaks? I got a juicy one ready for tonsil derby, babe!

 

[JustSayOV]

You wish. LOL

100% the truth.

Yes I am sure she does like to remind you how lucky you are, that I can believe.

 

[JustSayOV]

Are you Orlando Bloom?

No.....no I am not.....

And Katy Perry does not work a 9 to 5 like TBW either.....