Katy Perry gets it
- Thread starter Tenacious E
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I’m starting to wonder if I married the correct mate. Thanks a lot Katy.
You should have married a model with huge boobs, a pop star with a million dollar voice, and a woman with a propensity for sucking wang, and felt what it’s like to be an average HORTer.
Have you seen him?
I've always considered myself solidly straight, but that might be because Orlando Bloom has never tried to seduce me.
She used to be hot
Now she is looking like a middle aged mother trying to act and look young in a desperate fashion
And somehow her music has gotten more juvenile. She’s kind of a mess
Now she is looking like a middle aged mother trying to act and look young in a desperate fashion
And somehow her music has gotten more juvenile. She’s kind of a mess
What aren't all women this smart?
Autocorrect is the last refuge of the WOB scoundrels.
Did someone say they got dirty dishes?
Let's be honest. This would be the response of 99.9% of women. 100% of married women
I must be doing something wrong......when I empty the dishwasher, pick up the kitchen, etc. its usually because:
1) It just needs to be done and I'm not a slob
2) I've already pissed TBW off enough for the day or week, so I'm just trying to save face
3) I intend to casually let her know that I will be going hunting, fishing or golfing this weekend so I am trying to build up some good will credit.
I would imagine if when she came through the door after a day at work and I said "Look honey, I emptied the dishwasher so its time to suck my crank!" that the series of events that occur after that would most definitely NOT lead to me getting my crank sucked.
1) It just needs to be done and I'm not a slob
2) I've already pissed TBW off enough for the day or week, so I'm just trying to save face
3) I intend to casually let her know that I will be going hunting, fishing or golfing this weekend so I am trying to build up some good will credit.
I would imagine if when she came through the door after a day at work and I said "Look honey, I emptied the dishwasher so its time to suck my crank!" that the series of events that occur after that would most definitely NOT lead to me getting my crank sucked.
How much would it be for both? 😂😂
I'm probably one of the luckiest guys around, which btw she always likes to remind me.
My wife does the household chores and loves my dick in her mouth. Oh, she's also sexy AF.
I'm probably one of the luckiest guys around, which btw she always likes to remind me.
My wife does the household chores and loves my dick in her mouth. Oh, she's also sexy AF.
Pics or you're full of shite.I'm probably one of the luckiest guys around, which btw she always likes to remind me.
My wife does the household chores and loves my dick in her mouth. Oh, she's also sexy AF.
I’m not saying I wouldn’t bang. She was just much hotter when she was younger and had a little more body fat .
And by most accounts her new music is terrible.
Reminds of when a girl would ask why don't people like such and such girl, they are so cool and fun. The answer is you can't f*ck a personality.
The local supermarkets just found out the reason that household buys dish soap by the pallet every month.
