Message Board Geniuses . . .

[torbee]

It's official, I am one now.

And @goldmom, I'm sorry that another deluded publisher finds me talented. I know you disagree.

 

[Flie]

 

[LuteHawk]

I just got an email from Torbee's wife:

"This morning my husband Torbee dislocated
his shoulder from patting himself on the back
too much"

 

[torbee]

I just got an email from Torbee's wife:

"This morning my husband Torbee dislocated
his shoulder from patting himself on the back
too much"

Hey, I get paid by the click on these. Shame left town about a week ago. Daddy needs gambling $$

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

It's official, I am one now.

And @goldmom, I'm sorry that another deluded publisher finds me talented. I know you disagree.

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To be honest, you probably never attended a mackerel snapper school.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

I just got an email from Torbee's wife:

"This morning my husband Torbee dislocated
his shoulder from patting himself on the back
too much"

Funny, I got one as well. Said “Torbee is going fishing at 2pm…what are you doing today?”

 

[torbee]

Funny, I got one as well. Said “Torbee is going fishing at 2pm…what are you doing today?”

Hey, would you get started on the raking after you guys are done? It's getting thick back there!

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Hey, would you get started on the raking after you guys are done? It's getting thick back there!

One bush at a time, man!

 

[NCHawk5]

What a freaking attention whore.

 

[BlackNGoldBleeder]

I just got an email from Torbee's wife:

"This morning my husband Torbee dislocated
his shoulder from patting himself on the back
too much"

Lute, your wife just rang. She would like you to return her joke to 1928 on the morning after you consummated the marriage.

 

[goldmom]

To be honest, you probably never attended a mackerel snapper school.

Anti-Catholic name calling is SO cool.

 

[JWolf74]

So OP is just allowed to steal the "we are at war with Purdue" pic and not credit BHGP? Isn't that like journalism 101?

 

[BrunoMars420]

Hey, I get paid by the click on these. Shame left town about a week ago. Daddy needs gambling $$

I clicked it and scrolled to the bottoms but didn’t read it. You’re welcome

 

[torbee]

So OP is just allowed to steal the "we are at war with Purdue" pic and not credit BHGP? Isn't that like journalism 101?

Linked them in the article.

 

[DaveSnedeker]

An already-fantastic site just got a little bit better. Congrats!

 

[torbee]

To be honest, you probably never attended a mackerel snapper school.

I did go to CCD at St. Dennis, though.

 

[goldmom]

It's official, I am one now.

And @goldmom, I'm sorry that another deluded publisher finds me talented. I know you disagree.

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I’m flattered that among the horde of HROT faithful you single me out as their leader. The undisputed fan favorite. The perpetual favorite. A warrior for those accomplished in concise, grammatically acceptable prose easily understood by the cornfield types in Black and Gold.
But really...a “mollywhopper”???

You were on a roll. You had this. Iowa faithful were enthralled. Heck, I was almost enthralled. But then you went and used a term straight outta Council Bluffs. Or Keokuk. Or the Des Moines Garden Club Board of Directors Spring Flower Show.

No self respecting football loving Southern boy - or girl - would EVER use that sissy “word”. You would be shunned in at least six states and no one would even let their children play with your children.
Are you SURE you are really a guy? Turn in your man card until further notice please.

 

[torbee]

I’m flattered that among the horde of HROT faithful you single me out as their leader. The undisputed fan favorite. The perpetual favorite. A warrior for those accomplished in concise, grammatically acceptable prose easily understood by the cornfield types in Black and Gold.
But really...a “mollywhopper”???

You were on a roll. You had this. Iowa faithful were enthralled. Heck, I was almost enthralled. But then you went and used a term straight outta Council Bluffs. Or Keokuk. Or the Des Moines Garden Club Board of Directors Spring Flower Show.

No self respecting football loving Southern boy - or girl - would EVER use that sissy “word”. You would be shunned in at least six states and no one would even let their children play with your children.
Are you SURE you are really a guy? Turn in your man card until further notice please.

My editor there is a 'bama fan. He liked it.



You must never get tired of being wrong

 

[JWolf74]

Linked them in the article.

Not the article it came from (assuming that pic wasn't in it, not everything may have loaded).

 

[torbee]

Not the article it came from (assuming that pic wasn't in it, not everything may have loaded).

Couple things -- a link is more valuable than a shoutout and I am social media platform "friends" with those BHGP guys. They don't have an issue with it -- in fact, it helps spread their brand.

 

[Finance85]

Torbee, you should change your handle to "Clickbait".

 

[CJBauer]

black liquor of disdain or black licorice of disdain?

 

[torbee]

Torbee, you should change your handle to "Clickbait".

Gotta pay the bills, my man. Why do you hate a working stiff?

 

[Finance85]

Gotta pay the bills, my man. Why do you hate a working stiff?

I'm not a hater; I'm a fan and supporter.

 

[torbee]

I'm not a hater; I'm a fan and supporter.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

black liquor of disdain or black licorice of disdain?

Let's Go Blues level disdain?

 

[BGHAWK]

What a freaking attention whore.

Says the one with 3,000 post per year. lol

 

[SolarHawk]

Before I click, how many monies do you get per click? I don't wanna overpay, nomsayin?

 

[torbee]

Before I click, how many monies do you get per click? I don't wanna overpay, nomsayin?

69 cents for every 69 clicks. It's a complicated formula.

 

[TheonGreyJoy]

I just got an email from Torbee's wife:

"This morning my husband Torbee dislocated
his shoulder from patting himself on the back
too much"

I got an email from her this morning “It’s about time I had a big wang, I was used to my husbands small peen”

 

[NCHawk5]

Says the one with 3,000 post per year. lol

3,000 posts a year and like five that are about me. It’s not about me, it’s about this country.

 

[goldmom]

My editor there is a 'bama fan. He liked it.



You must never get tired of being wrong

😂
Breaking News: English speaking Bammer found...

 

[torbee]

I got an email from her this morning “It’s about time I had a big wang, I was used to my husbands small peen”

So she was asking you to share your Grindr results?

 

[Rudolph]

Hey, would you get started on the raking after you guys are done? It's getting thick back there!

You said “thick back there.” Might be enough for a @Herkmeister sighting.

 

[BelemNole]

If I read the article correctly....your most hated rivalry dates all the way back to......2011?

 

[TheonGreyJoy]

@torbee I have mention from you in the lounge? Im not a lounge member anymore mang.

 

[torbee]

@torbee I have mention from you in the lounge? Im not a lounge member anymore mang.

I was pointing out that when Hawkeye Report gets mentioned by the MBG crew on Twitter - as your Tweet was last season - it is good exposure and extra clicks for HR.

Also, how come you're a Poor now? Ts and Ps, but please don't come near my yard.

 

[torbee]

If I read the article correctly....your most hated rivalry dates all the way back to......2011?

Those were dark days, my friend.

 

[Hawkfan_08]

My editor there is a 'bama fan. He liked it.



You must never get tired of being wrong

Your editor is a Bama fan and can read? Who knew?!

 

[Thunderlips71]

Lute, your wife just rang. She would like you to return her joke to 1928 on the morning after you consummated the marriage.

Look at the bright side - it appears they finally fixed the carriage return on Lute’s typewriter