With poor humor and bad attitude like this, it's no wonder the east coast chewed you up and spit you back to Iowa.
Could be worse... The east coast could have spit him to Seattle. Lord already knows he'd be better off in Seattle than Iowa, with all the local superheroes running around in costumes protecting Steven.
All I can do is smile every time you make yourself look foolish by posting your "inside information". You're what? 0 for the century with your info?