Not a WOB but humorous nonetheless

[Tenacious E]

We need to provide some pictures for a school football thing. It asks for 2 pictures of our kid, one a portrait and the other landscape. A certain someone in our house said: "I know what landscape is. But for that one do we need to have a picture of him on the football field?"

 

[mnole03]

 

[NoleATL]

We need to provide some pictures for a school football thing. It asks for 2 pictures of our kid, one a portrait and the other landscape. A certain someone in our house said: "I know what landscape is. But for that one do we need to have a picture of him on the football field?"

A certain someone who better not see this because you'll be sleeping on the couch if she does?

 

[unsubstantiated]

Reminds me of my GF's older brother. He had bad hemmeroids so his doctor told him he needed a softer stool.

He answered by saying that he already had a padded toilet seat.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Reminds me of the old man in the hospital bed. Nurse walks by the door and lifts her skirt and says "Super sex! Super sex!" He looks and says, "I'll have the soup."