Long overdue lexicon of HROT words or phrases. For those new to the club, or who may have missed recent threads. I'll keep editing this page to include any new submissions we deem worthy...
AINEC- And it's Not Even Close
Avatar - the prerequisite to having anyone read your threads.
BAU - Acronym for "Business As Usual". Started with a thread in which two posters wrote "business as usual" at the same time.
Bruno - Prime’s current account.
Crystal Pepsi - To start a thread about a news story that is months or years old and was already addressed at that time. (Credit @torbee )
Custom sausages - what a badass mma fighter makes
DanC - See “WOB” (synonym)
Dear Andy - a breakup letter
Dick Heat - Something one brings with their "A" game.
Diek'd - Getting so hammered one writes unintelligible HROT threads.
Donger - An HROT Florida State refugee, being from the nation’s dong.
Dunking a volleyball - The bar in which to measure physical prowess after the age of 35.
Fight Bar - Where one offers another poster to meet him after vehemently disagreeing with a post.
Going full OiT - saying something batsh!t crazy
IMCCing - making man on man love
Introduction to one’s fists - what happens when you disparage seattle
Ironic - Substitute word used by a poster when conceding that he is, in fact, a goddammed idiot.
Lois Feldman - Legendary Metrodome bathroom adulterer.
Method 1 (M1) - Method of ranking a group photo by desirability, reordering the number of the person in row by hotness left to right. Often employed by miscreants and perverts.
Method 2 (M2) - Method of ranking a group photo by desirability, assigning a number left to right by where the first person ranks, where the second person ranks, etc. Method used by the more desirable, intellectually superior individuals.
A moral - a highly desired piece of art
NTTAWWT- Not That there's Anything Wrong With That
Okay boomer - A reaffirmation of "ironic"
OP’s Mom - no definition needed, everyone knows her...carnally
Pepsi - To start a thread about a news event that is already the subject of another thread. Attributed to the poster who was most guilty of this, Pepsicock.
PIITB - Put it in the butt.
Pic?- Please post a masturbatory picture of your wife, daughter, S/O...or sandwich.
POTY - Acronym for “Poster of the Year”. A yearly HROT MVP, as voted on by posters.
Rank 'Em - A thread asking users to to rate a group photo by preferred sexual partners.
RC Cola - To start a thread about a topic that was sufficiently covered in another thread that was NOT on that topic. A less egregious violation than a Pepsi.
Reap It - A thread in which one poster spouts off about the outcome of a game, series, or season, only to be embarrassingly exposed by how bad their judgement is (see jamesvanderwulf).
Seattle Sweet Corn - Anything superior, from a form of sweet corn superior to Iowa sweet corn.* According to StevenPatrick
Sleeveless jersey - what one wears when introducing another to his fists
That’s not me, just my jacket - what someone with an embarrassing mullet might say
Vodka Sam - Iowa tailgating BAC legend. HROT's wannabe girlfriend.
Waving - the approved method for cooking a turkey...or anything, really
WOB - A phonetically similar mistake in writing of a common phrase. For example to call poseurs "want of bees" instead of "wannabes".
Wouldja? - A yes or no question of users that asks them if they would have sexual relations with the person in a posted picture.
WPOTY - Acronym for “Worst Poster of the Year”, as voted on annually by HROT.
AINEC- And it's Not Even Close
Avatar - the prerequisite to having anyone read your threads.
BAU - Acronym for "Business As Usual". Started with a thread in which two posters wrote "business as usual" at the same time.
Bruno - Prime’s current account.
Crystal Pepsi - To start a thread about a news story that is months or years old and was already addressed at that time. (Credit @torbee )
Custom sausages - what a badass mma fighter makes
DanC - See “WOB” (synonym)
Dear Andy - a breakup letter
Dick Heat - Something one brings with their "A" game.
Diek'd - Getting so hammered one writes unintelligible HROT threads.
Donger - An HROT Florida State refugee, being from the nation’s dong.
Dunking a volleyball - The bar in which to measure physical prowess after the age of 35.
Fight Bar - Where one offers another poster to meet him after vehemently disagreeing with a post.
Going full OiT - saying something batsh!t crazy
IMCCing - making man on man love
Introduction to one’s fists - what happens when you disparage seattle
Ironic - Substitute word used by a poster when conceding that he is, in fact, a goddammed idiot.
Lois Feldman - Legendary Metrodome bathroom adulterer.
Method 1 (M1) - Method of ranking a group photo by desirability, reordering the number of the person in row by hotness left to right. Often employed by miscreants and perverts.
Method 2 (M2) - Method of ranking a group photo by desirability, assigning a number left to right by where the first person ranks, where the second person ranks, etc. Method used by the more desirable, intellectually superior individuals.
A moral - a highly desired piece of art
NTTAWWT- Not That there's Anything Wrong With That
Okay boomer - A reaffirmation of "ironic"
OP’s Mom - no definition needed, everyone knows her...carnally
Pepsi - To start a thread about a news event that is already the subject of another thread. Attributed to the poster who was most guilty of this, Pepsicock.
PIITB - Put it in the butt.
Pic?- Please post a masturbatory picture of your wife, daughter, S/O...or sandwich.
POTY - Acronym for “Poster of the Year”. A yearly HROT MVP, as voted on by posters.
Rank 'Em - A thread asking users to to rate a group photo by preferred sexual partners.
RC Cola - To start a thread about a topic that was sufficiently covered in another thread that was NOT on that topic. A less egregious violation than a Pepsi.
Reap It - A thread in which one poster spouts off about the outcome of a game, series, or season, only to be embarrassingly exposed by how bad their judgement is (see jamesvanderwulf).
Seattle Sweet Corn - Anything superior, from a form of sweet corn superior to Iowa sweet corn.* According to StevenPatrick
Sleeveless jersey - what one wears when introducing another to his fists
That’s not me, just my jacket - what someone with an embarrassing mullet might say
Vodka Sam - Iowa tailgating BAC legend. HROT's wannabe girlfriend.
Waving - the approved method for cooking a turkey...or anything, really
WOB - A phonetically similar mistake in writing of a common phrase. For example to call poseurs "want of bees" instead of "wannabes".
Wouldja? - A yes or no question of users that asks them if they would have sexual relations with the person in a posted picture.
WPOTY - Acronym for “Worst Poster of the Year”, as voted on annually by HROT.
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