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[Fan In Black]

I never wrestled for Iowa. Does that count as wrestling for Iowa?

 

[tiltman]

I took a dump at carver once. I think I’m part of the basketball and wrestling programs now

Man, taking a dump at a place like Carver is just nasty; I’m not sure what sort of team that qualifies you for……..

 

[HikeNatParks]

VacuumHeadedSnake’s cyber lying shouldn’t shock us. In this age where phones are umbilical cords and most communication is virtual, personal embellishment is easy. On the plus side, vhs’ pathetic display makes me oddly proud of once standing next to Jack Lambert at a restroom urinal wall but never once claiming to be a Steeler.

 

[12tdsaw]

you were peeking

 

[IAChief32]

I took a dump at carver once. I think I’m part of the basketball and wrestling programs now

Not even being sarcastic when I say this is stunning and brave.

Man, taking a dump at a place like Carver is just nasty; I’m not sure what sort of team that qualifies you for……..

Have to get to the shitters early...especially now that beer is sold there.