****Official Random Thoughts That Don’t Need Their Own Thread Thread****

[lucas80]

I gave an Uber driver a $3 tip on an $8 ride today because other than saying hello he didn’t say another f****** word the whole time I was in his car. Plus, he rolled down the windows to flush out the cologne he was wearing.
Nice fellow who most likely grew up in a country with no formal traffic laws.

 

[millah_22]

 

[Bro D]

I despise shortcut buttons on tv remotes

 

[JRHawk2003]

Copycat

 

[like-woahh]

I've come to realize I really hate pastel colors. I just don't care for them.

 

[Bro D]

Copycat

I didnt read through but im glad someone else is in agreement. I've managed to accidentally interrupt the baseball game twice tonight

 

[millah_22]

If Micah Parson's rang your doorbell would your wife know who he is? Would you?

 

[THE_DEVIL]

 

[millah_22]

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Iowa would be 9-0 if they did things like this instead of let Brian call stuff.

 

[Moral]

I was alerted 10 seconds after the refs called back Cooper's TD that my grandfather has the cancers. I wonder how he feels about the refs screw job.

 

[millah_22]

I hate the DIY youtube influencers.

 

[Moral]

I hate the DIY youtube influencers.

I hope it had the accompanying surprised YouTuber face in the thumbnail.

 

[millah_22]

yeah but imagine that red and white thing is 78 bags of concrete and his mouth is a mixer and he's spewing concrete out his mouth.

 

[HawkinK.C.1]

Went to grab a can of Tuna and...... dammit............oil. Son of a bitches got me again.

 

[millah_22]

Is this why moral came back?

 

[Bonerfarts]

 

[jawatkins]

I wonder if I ever had a bacon cheeseburger where the pig and the cow came from the same farm. I’ve had a lot of bacon and hamburger together and some of it came from small farms and a lot of it from who knows where. Maybe Babe and Bessy were fence buds.

 

[Moral]

I wonder if I ever had a bacon cheeseburger where the pig and the cow came from the same farm. I’ve had a lot of bacon and hamburger together and some of it came from small farms and a lot of it from who knows where. Maybe Babe and Bessy were fence buds.

Like a Barnyard situation? I'm sure it has happened.

 

[jawatkins]

Like a Barnyard situation? I'm sure it has happened.

If I know my meat can drive a motorcycle that’s where I draw the line.

 

[millah_22]

Yesterday a guy working out alone failed on bench and dropped the bar back down on his chest. Me and this hot babe ran and helped him. Good news he was fine, maybe a little hurt to his ego.

However, man, that got my adrenaline spiked so hard that I ended up breaking through a plateau on my own lifts and had one of the best lifts in a long time.

Pretty scary though. DO NOT BE AFRAID TO ASK FOR A SPOT.

 

[hydro2.0]

Yesterday a guy working out alone failed on bench and dropped the bar back down on his chest. Me and this hot babe ran and helped him. Good news he was fine, maybe a little hurt to his ego.

However, man, that got my adrenaline spiked so hard that I ended up breaking through a plateau on my own lifts and had one of the best lifts in a long time.

Pretty scary though. DO NOT BE AFRAID TO ASK FOR A SPOT.

How much weight was he tryna move brah

 

[Moral]

Every time I eat oats I think of naturalmwa because he mentioned several times that they make you ejaculate more. He would probably appreciate that.

 

[millah_22]

How much weight was he tryna move brah

tbh not that much, maybe 185? I think he was trying to do like 100 reps tho.

 

[millah_22]

Every time I eat oats I think of naturalmwa because he mentioned several times that they make you ejaculate more. He would probably appreciate that.

One time I read that if you eat citrus like pineapple it will make your ejaculate sweet. So to pull a prank on my wife I've been eating nothing but cottage cheese and sour cream.

 

[DFSNOLE]

Every time I eat oats I think of naturalmwa because he mentioned several times that they make you ejaculate more. He would probably appreciate that.

As in more often or a higher quantity of spooge?

 

[hydro2.0]

One time I read that if you eat citrus like pineapple it will make your ejaculate sweet. So to pull a prank on my wife I've been eating nothing but cottage cheese and sour cream.

Bet he’s gonna love that prank

 

[Moral]

As in more often or a higher quantity of spooge?

Like shooting more fluid ounces.

 

[millah_22]

Like shooting more fluid ounces.

kind of like doing the milk jug challenge

 

[millah_22]

 

[millah_22]

Yesterday I spiked Irida & Zoroark on the first pull. So Then I thought I had enough gems for Geeta & Glimmora, and I got her masterfair banner on the first pull. So then, f*ck it, I'll go after Adaman and Ursulana and got him in 5 pulls. So then I still had 10k paid gems, so I pulled Rei & Decidueye and Penny & Sylveon from selects.

2 uber syncs, and 3 S+ syncs for 27,000 gems. ****ing steal man.

 

[DFSNOLE]

Yesterday I spiked Irida & Zoroark on the first pull. So Then I thought I had enough gems for Geeta & Glimmora, and I got her masterfair banner on the first pull. So then, f*ck it, I'll go after Adaman and Ursulana and got him in 5 pulls. So then I still had 10k paid gems, so I pulled Rei & Decidueye and Penny & Sylveon from selects.

2 uber syncs, and 3 S+ syncs for 27,000 gems. ****ing steal man.

 

[millah_22]

some of y'all act like i care if you don't understand.

 

[drew_hawk]

For me to hold a grudge a person has to be massively shitty to someone I know. Like a thief, not liking a good post of mine, or a sex crime. If it is something small then I forget by the time I cross a doorway. I don't have energy for petty grudges.

 

[millah_22]

 

[Moral]

I get alerts for birds doing this sometimes. Always makes me happy.

 

[Bonerfarts]

 

[millah_22]

 

[millah_22]

WAKE UP

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

I am typically one to forgive and forget. Have a friend that is Jack Burns style, if you do something, anything that he doesn’t agree with or feels as if you’ve slighted him you are done. I can’t imagine living my life like that. This is him and people don’t know it….

 

[millah_22]

Cackling at this r/doppleganger post where someone tells female OP she looks like Fred Armisen